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(Yahoo)   While people with common names like James, David, Michael are roughly evenly split between the two parties, names like Brent, Tyler, Clayton, Tripp, Trap, Zig, Beepity, Zop are considerably skewed toward donating to the Republicans   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 76
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2012-10-04 06:46:47 PM
The names Cletus and Bubba may have gotten you a green light. Now not so sure.
 
2012-10-04 07:01:34 PM
Demarcus, D'Twoine & Demetrius are waiting to be offended.
 
2012-10-04 07:02:23 PM
What about Beeblebrox?

That's it, I just realized I want to change my Fark handle to BunkyBeeblebrox 

/maybe I'll make it my alt. Nobody would ever know.
 
2012-10-04 07:15:58 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Demarcus, D'Twoine & Demetrius are waiting to be offended.


I am SO offended!
 
2012-10-04 07:24:09 PM

Demetrius: TheDumbBlonde: Demarcus, D'Twoine & Demetrius are waiting to be offended.

I am SO offended!


I'm so sorry.
 
2012-10-04 07:38:54 PM
lifenews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

"HAI GUIZ!"
 
2012-10-04 07:41:06 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Demarcus, D'Twoine & Demetrius are waiting to be offended.


Wait, is that what the D is for?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-04 08:01:43 PM

sparkeyjames: The names Cletus and Bubba may have gotten you a green light. Now not so sure.


Nah. Those may have been redneck names 30 or 40 years ago, but "Trip" is more in line with modern trailer trash practice.
 
2012-10-04 09:00:41 PM

CreamFilling: TheDumbBlonde: Demarcus, D'Twoine & Demetrius are waiting to be offended.

Wait, is that what the D is for?


The D is for Deeeeee-licious!
 
2012-10-04 09:03:44 PM
It's the oddest thing: Conservatives seem completely devoid of humor or whimsy except when it comes to naming their offspring. Why else would Tagg,Trigg and Bapp exist?
 
2012-10-04 09:08:42 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [lifenews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 320x240]

"HAI GUIZ!"


He is sucking my soul through the monitor.
 
2012-10-04 09:20:38 PM
+2 for Beepity and Zop.
 
2012-10-04 09:59:55 PM
As a Dave I know that we're all secretly part of the Dave Party. It's a secret society that will be taking the world over shortly, but I've already said too much.
 
2012-10-04 10:08:30 PM

davidphogan: As a Dave I know that we're all secretly part of the Dave Party. It's a secret society that will be taking the world over shortly, but I've already said too much.


You idiot! You blew our cover!
 
2012-10-04 10:09:00 PM
Muffin, Bunny, Ashley, Britney, Tiffany unavailable for comment
 
2012-10-04 10:12:15 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [lifenews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 320x240]

"HAI GUIZ!"


Yeah, not to mention Mitt, Newt, Saxby, etc. Maybe they're all still uptight about being made fun of as kids?
 
2012-10-04 11:20:00 PM

davidphogan: As a Dave I know that we're all secretly part of the Dave Party. It's a secret society that will be taking the world over shortly, but I've already said too much.


Are you one of the Daves I know I'm not allowed to know about?

/Kids in the Hall isn't obscure and we both know it
 
2012-10-04 11:21:56 PM
Tragg

Flitch

Borf

Mapp
 
2012-10-04 11:22:40 PM
What about "Weedlord"?
 
2012-10-04 11:24:45 PM
This is because liberals are less likely to hate their children.
 
2012-10-04 11:28:45 PM

Wyalt Derp: What about "Weedlord"?


He's voting for Gary Johnson.
 
2012-10-04 11:29:54 PM
I am Tagg, son of Mitt of the house of Romney. Hmm, it works, it works. That too was my criteria for naming my son.
 
2012-10-04 11:30:12 PM
I figured zag beepity and zop would vote for Obama after they took some kodak pictures and enjoyed some jello pudding pops while wearing sweaters.
 
2012-10-04 11:31:45 PM
Here we have Denny And Jon. Guess which one is the Republican?

I have wondered about that myself--WTF is it with the cutesy nicknames for grown-ass men? Men who want to be taken seriously? I"m talking to you, Newt.
 
2012-10-04 11:31:59 PM

vpb: sparkeyjames: The names Cletus and Bubba may have gotten you a green light. Now not so sure.

Nah. Those may have been redneck names 30 or 40 years ago, but "Trip" is more in line with modern trailer trash practice.


aminddivideddotcom.files.wordpress.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-10-04 11:32:42 PM

BunkyBrewman: What about Beeblebrox?

That's it, I just realized I want to change my Fark handle to BunkyBeeblebrox 

/maybe I'll make it my alt. Nobody would ever know.


We all could use an extra head. And maybe a third arm...
 
2012-10-04 11:33:01 PM
Abulurd
 
2012-10-04 11:33:54 PM

Apos: It's the oddest thing: Conservatives seem completely devoid of humor or whimsy except when it comes to naming their offspring. Why else would Tagg,Trigg and Bapp exist?


To pad scrabble scores in the new format
 
2012-10-04 11:34:32 PM
That's because the deep south has an affection for ridiculous names. Even John Ellis became Jeb to blend in.
 
2012-10-04 11:37:09 PM
We need more Bort license plates.
 
2012-10-04 11:41:35 PM
Hope, Chastity, and Christian are, in my experience, labels most often attached to white douchebags as well.
 
2012-10-04 11:45:04 PM
ww3.hdnux.com

I got your considerable skew right here.
 
2012-10-04 11:45:59 PM
Yeah but who do Dweezle and Moon Unit support?
 
2012-10-04 11:47:27 PM
I'm having flashbacks to my eighth grade Saxon math books.

/BAPP ROMNEY 2036
 
2012-10-04 11:48:15 PM
My take away from the chart: Unless the hart maker was really selective in the names they picked, the GOP better hope women stay home on November 6th.
 
2012-10-04 11:48:38 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: davidphogan: As a Dave I know that we're all secretly part of the Dave Party. It's a secret society that will be taking the world over shortly, but I've already said too much.

Are you one of the Daves I know I'm not allowed to know about?

/Kids in the Hall isn't obscure and we both know it


At least link it.
 
2012-10-04 11:52:39 PM
shirtshovel.com
 
2012-10-04 11:54:05 PM

CreamFilling: TheDumbBlonde: Demarcus, D'Twoine & Demetrius are waiting to be offended.

Wait, is that what the D is for?


D usual.

/waiting for Moon Zappa.
 
2012-10-04 11:59:30 PM

BunkyBrewman: What about Beeblebrox?

That's it, I just realized I want to change my Fark handle to BunkyBeeblebrox 

/maybe I'll make it my alt. Nobody would ever know.


i would
 
2012-10-05 12:00:26 AM

fusillade762: DjangoStonereaver: [lifenews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 320x240]

"HAI GUIZ!"

Yeah, not to mention Mitt, Newt, Saxby, etc. Maybe they're all still uptight about being made fun of as kids?


That's the ONLY thing still tight about them.

If you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-05 12:00:29 AM
I named my boys Tagg and Yourit.
 
2012-10-05 12:03:53 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Wyalt Derp: What about "Weedlord"?

He's voting for Gary Johnson.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 12:09:01 AM
That's more interesting than it should be
 
2012-10-05 12:10:55 AM

biyaaatci: [i.imgur.com image 554x280]


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 12:20:29 AM

Stoj: I named my boys Tagg and Yourit.


Your daughter is Symon Saiz?
 
2012-10-05 12:29:11 AM
That's an impressive woman voter preference for Obama. 3 to 1 across most of the donors. 4 to 1 at the $200-$500 level.
 
2012-10-05 12:30:42 AM

Apos: It's the oddest thing: Conservatives seem completely devoid of humor or whimsy except when it comes to naming their offspring. Why else would Tagg,Trigg and Bapp exist?


Tagg is the most favored son of his family. Trigg is the smartest person in his family. And Bapp only exists at the mercy of his master.
 
2012-10-05 12:37:30 AM

Gyrfalcon: Stoj: I named my boys Tagg and Yourit.

Your daughter is Symon Saiz?


We have an adopted Chinese baby girl, Imna tu-Ching Yu.
 
2012-10-05 12:42:04 AM

Delay: That's an impressive woman voter preference for Obama. 3 to 1 across most of the donors. 4 to 1 at the $200-$500 level.


I'm a woman and I've donated roughly $500, so that sounds about right.
 
2012-10-05 12:55:33 AM
So a bunch of Patsies donate money to Republicans. How exactly is this news?
 
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