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(Palm Beach Post)   Okay, so men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and crazy biatches that beat up old people for no reason are from Jupiter   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 44
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2012-10-04 09:36:44 PM  
To get more stupider
 
2012-10-04 10:00:34 PM  
What're people from Uranus like?
 
2012-10-04 10:01:17 PM  
I'm from your anus.
 
2012-10-04 10:01:48 PM  

Morrius: What're people from Uranus like?


your mom?
 
2012-10-04 10:02:01 PM  
Skurnik also either bit or scratched his left arm, [the old man] said.

How do you not know whether she bit or scratched you?
 
2012-10-04 10:03:46 PM  
Was the Florida tag methed up to show?
 
2012-10-04 10:04:21 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Skurnik also either bit or scratched his left arm, [the old man] said.

How do you not know whether she bit or scratched you?


They found something sticking out his arm that could have been a nail or a tooth, but considering the condition of the attacker's mouth and fingers, police were not able to determine which.
 
2012-10-04 10:09:24 PM  
Revoked license? Man, you really have to fark up to have the thing revoked, as opposed to suspended.

Sock Ruh Tease: Skurnik also either bit or scratched his left arm, [the old man] said.

How do you not know whether she bit or scratched you?


As a former bartender and therefore a veteran of having to break up chick-fights (we all like to watch, but we have a business to run), I can attest that sometimes you just don't know where the wound came from. At least guys have the courtesy of just punching you in the face. Women? Eh, it gets complicated. I once had my entire shirt sleeve clawed off and couldn't tell if I had been bitten or clawed...the two who were fighting actually turned against me in unity. Jesus.
 
2012-10-04 10:12:28 PM  
Thank jeebus were from differing planets. Without this opposites would not attract and all of science would be forever debunked
 
2012-10-04 10:18:31 PM  

Morrius: What're people from Uranus like?


Dark and tight-lipped.
 
2012-10-04 10:18:33 PM  

TheOther: Was the Florida tag methed up to show?


I've have added a "too" in there, but otherwise... this.
 
2012-10-04 10:19:45 PM  
meh, self-pwnage :(
 
2012-10-04 10:20:22 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: TheOther: Was the Florida tag methed up to show?

I've have added a "too" in there also, but otherwise... this too.


also
 
2012-10-04 10:30:12 PM  

mudpants: I've have added a "too" in there also, but otherwise... this too.

also


Like such as.
 
2012-10-04 10:31:55 PM  

mudpants: Mitch Taylor's Bro: TheOther: Was the Florida tag methed up to show?

I've have added a "too" in there also, but otherwise... this too.

also


Is this where to sign up to get the tag changed to the infinity more appropriate Florida tag?
 
2012-10-04 10:32:43 PM  
dickfreckle, yep, just a thought, but whenever women fight it's like cornered animals going at it, they're in it all the way. Guys, however, wolf each other for awhile, maybe push and shove, and if that doesn't end it then punches are thrown. Men and women fight differently, women are way more vicious, 'weaker' sex, ha!

/also used to be a bartender
//just drink now - progress, hooray!
 
2012-10-04 10:32:55 PM  
holy crap it worked (!)
 
2012-10-04 10:34:45 PM  

Morrius: What're people from Uranus like?


Unremarkable.
 
2012-10-04 10:34:57 PM  
Palm beach county represent!!!

We are about to fark the election up again too. Butterfly ballot chad recounts fo sho!
 
2012-10-04 10:37:20 PM  

sno man: holy crap it worked (!)


LOL
 
2012-10-04 10:48:42 PM  

S Gilmore L: dickfreckle, yep, just a thought, but whenever women fight it's like cornered animals going at it, they're in it all the way. Guys, however, wolf each other for awhile, maybe push and shove, and if that doesn't end it then punches are thrown. Men and women fight differently, women are way more vicious, 'weaker' sex, ha!

/also used to be a bartender
//just drink now - progress, hooray!


Men fight to make a point. Women fight out of undiluted hatred. A man punches you in order to send a message. A woman claws and bites because she wants to see the life ebb from your bleeding entrails.

/too much time on Shore Patrol
 
2012-10-04 10:54:24 PM  

UsikFark: Sock Ruh Tease: Skurnik also either bit or scratched his left arm, [the old man] said.
How do you not know whether she bit or scratched you?
They found something sticking out his arm that could have been a nail or a tooth, but considering the condition of the attacker's mouth and fingers, police were not able to determine which.


He probably had his arm up trying to protect his face and couldn't see.
 
2012-10-04 10:58:30 PM  

ArkAngel: To get more stupider


Off to jail to take it in the poopiter?
 
2012-10-04 11:15:28 PM  
Damn that's an ugly Farkin' whore!
 
2012-10-04 11:26:15 PM  
The funny thing is that Jupiter shares ancestry with the word "jovial."
 
2012-10-04 11:41:31 PM  
TOYNBEE IDEA
IN MOViE `2001
RESURRECT DEAD
ON PLANET JUPITER.
 
2012-10-05 12:05:55 AM  
"driving with a revoked driver's license"

Oddly, this additional piece of information doesn't surprise me.
 
2012-10-05 12:18:24 AM  
I dunno, she seemed really nice to me.
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-05 12:19:42 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-05 12:27:42 AM  

S Gilmore L: dickfreckle, yep, just a thought, but whenever women fight it's like cornered animals going at it, they're in it all the way. Guys, however, wolf each other for awhile, maybe push and shove, and if that doesn't end it then punches are thrown. Men and women fight differently, women are way more vicious, 'weaker' sex, ha!

/also used to be a bartender
//just drink now - progress, hooray!


*raises glass*
 
2012-10-05 12:32:29 AM  

S Gilmore L: dickfreckle, yep, just a thought, but whenever women fight it's like cornered animals going at it, they're in it all the way. Guys, however, wolf each other for awhile, maybe push and shove, and if that doesn't end it then punches are thrown. Men and women fight differently, women are way more vicious, 'weaker' sex, ha!

/also used to be a bartender
//just drink now - progress, hooray!


Something else all bartenders know - women fark up the restrooms way, WAY more than guys do. Even their graffiti is vicious. Guys typically draw a dick or something, but women actually launch into diatribes against a regular customer, using a Sharpie. Which reminds me...who actually carries a Sharpie? "Gee, tonight I think I'm going to launch a litany of slut synonyms on the wall of the bar I'm going to."

And ladies, would it kill you stop spraying ass and/or blood on the wall BEHIND the toilet? I know that guys do this too, but years of empirical evidence tells me you're the chief offenders. And WTF is with your feminine products? THEY BELONG IN THE TRASH.
 
2012-10-05 12:43:02 AM  
They go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
 
2012-10-05 12:47:58 AM  
It's actually pretty sad because I know this girl, she grew up here in Massachusetts., and I was surprised as shiat to find her recent escapade posted here on FARK. We all like to make fun of these situations, but she has some serious problems, her current legal situation is only one of them. :-(
 
2012-10-05 03:49:46 AM  
You want crazy, I'll give you crazy.
risensources.com
 
2012-10-05 07:02:55 AM  

ShobuZukuri: You want crazy, I'll give you crazy.
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Mom?
 
2012-10-05 07:54:20 AM  
Grew up in Jupiter, so I'm getting a kick....

I'm shocked -- shocked -- someone from Jupiter Farms would be a trashy, violent shiatbag.
 
2012-10-05 08:41:06 AM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: Grew up in Jupiter, so I'm getting a kick....

I'm shocked -- shocked -- someone from Jupiter Farms would be a trashy, violent shiatbag.


yeah i agree, but Gardens is becoming the same way too. They're still trashy, but in a hawt way.....
 
2012-10-05 09:32:37 AM  

winchester92: It's actually pretty sad because I know this girl, she grew up here in Massachusetts., and I was surprised as shiat to find her recent escapade posted here on FARK. We all like to make fun of these situations, but she has some serious problems, her current legal situation is only one of them. :-(


I wish you Northeasterners would keep your crazies up there. We have enough problem with the island folks that drift in here every summer (cubans, haitians). And the guats.
 
2012-10-05 10:11:31 AM  
I think she's hot and passionately crazy.
 
2012-10-05 10:45:20 AM  

Morrius: Uranus


That's the old people, complete with a shiatty outlook on life.
 
2012-10-05 10:59:55 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: winchester92: It's actually pretty sad because I know this girl, she grew up here in Massachusetts., and I was surprised as shiat to find her recent escapade posted here on FARK. We all like to make fun of these situations, but she has some serious problems, her current legal situation is only one of them. :-(

I wish you Northeasterners would keep your crazies up there. We have enough problem with the island folks that drift in here every summer (cubans, haitians). And the guats.


My favorite Hiaasen quote: "If you pick up the country and tilt it, all the sludge would pool in a peninsula at the lower right-hand corner."

/Why yes, I used to live there.
//Hiaasen is an optimist.
 
2012-10-05 11:34:45 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: sno man: holy crap it worked (!)

LOL


Huzzah!
 
2012-10-05 12:38:25 PM  

Morrius: What're people from Uranus like?


They're usually A-holes
 
2012-10-05 07:38:32 PM  
I got more info today. The 77 year old guy was NOT a random stranger caught up in a case of road rage, nor was he an innocent victim. The guy was her former employer and he provoked her, but the Palm Beach Post didn't bother to report that part of the story.
 
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