MaudlinMutantMollusk: Considering how long she's been in the ground, I'm pretty sure that's not what my mom's odor would make me want to do/just sayin'
FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Considering how long she's been in the ground, I'm pretty sure that's not what my mom's odor would make me want to do/just sayin'Well, say what you want about necrophiliacs; they rarely get turned down.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Heh... wouldn't THAT mess up your ego?
Quantum Apostrophe: Anyone who's been shirtless around kittens should know this.
exick: So the secret to subby's mom's success in convincing truckstop hobos to trade 2 bits and a swig of Thunderbird for a taste of the deflated basketballs coated with fried chicken grease she calls breasts is her perfume of choice, Eau de Prolapsed Cornhole?
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