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2012-10-04 03:49:41 PM
Bitty!

www.documentingreality.com
 
2012-10-04 04:11:34 PM
Sciiiiii-EEEEEEEEEENCE! You got some 'splainin' to do!
 
2012-10-04 04:24:28 PM
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2012-10-04 04:54:35 PM
That explains so much.
 
2012-10-04 05:03:45 PM
So the secret to subby's mom's success in convincing truckstop hobos to trade 2 bits and a swig of Thunderbird for a taste of the deflated basketballs coated with fried chicken grease she calls breasts is her perfume of choice, Eau de Prolapsed Cornhole?
 
2012-10-04 05:04:11 PM
Considering how long she's been in the ground, I'm pretty sure that's not what my mom's odor would make me want to do

/just sayin'
 
2012-10-04 05:19:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Considering how long she's been in the ground, I'm pretty sure that's not what my mom's odor would make me want to do

/just sayin'


Well, say what you want about necrophiliacs; they rarely get turned down.
 
2012-10-04 05:21:58 PM

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Considering how long she's been in the ground, I'm pretty sure that's not what my mom's odor would make me want to do

/just sayin'

Well, say what you want about necrophiliacs; they rarely get turned down.


Heh... wouldn't THAT mess up your ego?
 
2012-10-04 05:34:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk:

Heh... wouldn't THAT mess up your ego?


After that, I'd have to slip myself a couple roofies if I wanted to fap.
 
2012-10-04 06:44:54 PM
Anyone who's been shirtless around kittens should know this.
 
2012-10-04 06:48:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Anyone who's been shirtless around kittens should know this.


Or anyone who has ever had a breast fed child.
 
2012-10-04 08:03:19 PM
img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 08:59:50 PM
Your mom's odor makes you want to suckle her teats. SCIENCE

Um, no, subby. No. Now being around YOUR mom, on the other hand...

\badum tsh
 
2012-10-04 09:03:11 PM
what about that lady in the elevator? because she seemed a little shocked.
 
2012-10-04 09:07:23 PM
Ummm... Cigarettes and cheap wine? I don't think so.
 
2012-10-04 09:23:16 PM
shows.vtheatre.net
 
2012-10-04 09:23:54 PM
Yo Momma's so stinky the whole neighborhood is thirsty.
 
2012-10-04 09:27:46 PM
www.tvsmacktalk.com

Thanks Mom
 
2012-10-04 09:37:45 PM

exick: So the secret to subby's mom's success in convincing truckstop hobos to trade 2 bits and a swig of Thunderbird for a taste of the deflated basketballs coated with fried chicken grease she calls breasts is her perfume of choice, Eau de Prolapsed Cornhole?


I am now both titillated and nauseated.

/Fap, ralf, fap, ralf, fap.
 
2012-10-04 10:09:37 PM
I have often said that boobies have a noticible and specific smell. (Silicone doesn't unless you put a boob around it) and it is a very great thing to smash my face right into that wonderful smelling boobosity. I need a research grant I feel I could solve lots of world problems but I need more study. BIE would help. EIP. It's for SCIENCE dammit !
 
2012-10-04 10:10:41 PM
[Insert Martin Lawrence routine here]
 
2012-10-04 10:17:35 PM
Your Pomona is very extinct.
 
2012-10-04 10:19:14 PM
My erection is firm and it disturbs me.
 
2012-10-04 10:56:11 PM
So what you're saying is: it's not the milkshakes bringing all the boys to the yard, then. I've been lied to. And she even charged me.
 
2012-10-04 11:43:41 PM

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Considering how long she's been in the ground, I'm pretty sure that's not what my mom's odor would make me want to do

/just sayin'

Well, say what you want about necrophiliacs; they rarely get turned down.


Implied consent
 
2012-10-05 01:34:06 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Anyone who's been shirtless around kittens should know this.


/csb

Was 13, with the family visiting other family, they had a black not-quite-kitten not-quite-adult cat. I was sleeping on the couch in my undies as I always did and do, laying on my side, covers down at my waist. Cat jumps on the couch, heads straight for my chest and starts nursing. I don't know how long I just stared at it thinking "What. The. Hell." Finally pushed it away and rolled on my back, it jumped on my chest and kept trying. Finally had to lay on my stomach to make it go away.

They are relentless.
 
2012-10-05 01:43:29 AM
So, even though the only intuitive interface is the nipple (all else is learned), there's still a lot of complicated stuff burned into the firmware. Easy to use doesn't mean easy to code for.
 
2012-10-05 02:31:53 AM
redstaplerchronicles.com
Miggs can smell you.
 
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