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(Houston Press)   Houston City Council doesn't want to allow food trucks downtown because they pose a "terrorist threat"   ( ) divider line 14
    More: Unlikely, Council Member Andrew Burks, Houston City Council, Houston, terrorist threats, food truck, U.S., Burks, council members  
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2012-10-04 04:14:15 PM  
13 votes:
I knew it! The local taco bus is being run by Osama Bean Laden as a front for Al Queso!
2012-10-04 05:09:42 PM  
4 votes:

Weapons of mass destruction.
2012-10-04 04:29:22 PM  
4 votes:
There are hundreds of explosions daily at the Taco Bell and they don't throw them out.
2012-10-04 05:28:12 PM  
3 votes:



These brown people frown on your shenanigans
2012-10-04 05:02:31 PM  
3 votes:
Those korean-mexican burritos cause me to fire off a few WMDs around the office.

/silent but deadly
2012-10-04 05:09:34 PM  
2 votes:

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Makes sense, the food cart pod a block from my place has Lebanese (aka Sand People) food.

Lebanese food trucks travel in straight lines to hide their numbers.
2012-10-04 10:31:09 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-04 08:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
Osama won.
Especially in shiat-stoopid Texas.
2012-10-04 08:02:10 PM  
1 vote:

mynameist: moops: No Houston, you can't be cool like Portland. Not yours.

I'll take some serious partyig and endless dancehalls over a bunch of hipsters getting high and biatching about everything that's actually fun any day.

330 days of clouds doesn't sound like fun?
2012-10-04 07:20:18 PM  
1 vote:

TheGreatGazoo: A gasoline tank has more explosive capabilities than a propane tank.

And food trucks have both!

I'm not helping, am I?
2012-10-04 06:16:49 PM  
1 vote:

What a terrorist facilitator from Texas may look like.
2012-10-04 05:07:53 PM  
1 vote:
Food Truck Terrorists would be a great name for a band.
2012-10-04 05:07:04 PM  
1 vote:

The real threat isn't terrorism, it's COMMUNISM.
2012-10-04 04:34:44 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: he has problem with Mexicans
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