Beerguy: FTA:"Yevgeny ran home to tell his parents, who in turned alerted the local paleontologists." So, the parents have the local Paleontologists on speed dial?
HortusMatris: syzygy whizz: HortusMatris: Ooo! Clone me a pet mammoth! I'll name him Snuffleupagus and build a cart that he can pull me around town in.Will you still love him and pet him and squeeze him?Even though he is named 'Snuffleupagus' and not 'George'?Oh, I would! Even though no one would believe that I had a real mammoth as a pet, they would tell me he was just an imaginary friend. I'd show them, though. One day they would all see him, too, and then we could all sing songs and play games together!
syzygy whizz: HortusMatris: Ooo! Clone me a pet mammoth! I'll name him Snuffleupagus and build a cart that he can pull me around town in.Will you still love him and pet him and squeeze him?Even though he is named 'Snuffleupagus' and not 'George'?
jckgdig: rogue49: cloning?Mammoths, surehow 'bout Dodo birds??we anything kill off...we should reviveLike smallpox?
texdent: [www.wearysloth.com image 321x240]Has a bad feeling about this
ghare: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Seems like we have the DNA for it. I would think they could at least make a mammoth-elephant hybrid./More interested in saber-toothed tigers.//And AwksI'd like aurochs
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