"Gosuki"?
Do you mean "Godzooky"?



Or perhaps Minilla?

9 clicks & already farked.

The only way I will even waste energy in thinking about seeing this movie will be if it's rated R. Otherwise, yippie-kay go fark yourself.

This franchise has clearly become a parody of itself. Pass.

FN SCAR-H CQB

Had to look that one up.

Don't ask me why I fixate on such things.

Too bad they didn't cast Shia La Boof as his son.

Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.

Didnt they just put out die hard 6 like last year

Decillion: CygnusDarius: czetie: Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.

But that's because it's Indiana Jones, it doesn't work on Die Hard.

What does that even mean? What is it about Jones that makes him better to have family members around than McClane?

To be fair, the Indiana Jones franchise already had a father-son duo movie, so having another (where Indy plays the father) makes sense. Was it any good? Of course not, but at least there was a reason for it.

I wonder though, will it be a reverse Star Trek where the odds are better than the evens.

A) Is this a hard R? WILL HE SAY FARK INSTEAD OF FALCON or "muffed sound"
B) Can we just bring back Alan Rickman to play Hans's dad
C) The bad guys better just care about the money

A Good Day to Die Hard? Is he fighting Worf in this movie?

/Because I would totally watch that.

Switch this to Mary Elizabeth Winstead reprising her role, and I'd pay 3D prices to see this.

TheManofPA: I wonder though, will it be a reverse Star Trek where the odds are better than the evens.

A) Is this a hard R? WILL HE SAY FARK INSTEAD OF FALCON or "muffed sound"
B) Can we just bring back Alan Rickman to play Hans's dad
C) The bad guys better just care about the money

That is an awesome idea.

browntimmy: What a sucky video player.
*Click 720 resolution
Stays at 360
*Click 1080 resolution
Stays at 360

Unless I'm on my phone I'm not watching action movie trailers at farking 360 resolution. Yet people keep linking to the worst quality versions.

Yeah, I hate the player that Yahoo uses. To get it in HD, you have to go full screen, and even then you don't get to pick the resolution, it picks it automatically.

yay

Clutch2013: Shaggy_C: John McClane died right after the end of Die Hard 3. His wife shot him for leaving the phone hanging off the hook. You'll never convince me otherwise.

In related news: we have now learned that Holly Gennero was trained by the Fraternity.

/Isn't Bonnie Bedelia on Parenthood now? If so, how does she look?

Older,but still scrumptious.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: If you removed most of the other stuff wrong with the movie (the Russians, the ant scene, the killer monkey things in the jungle, the terrible use of blue screens, etc)

Of all the things in the movie that was the one that made me REALLY go "WTF???" Even more than the fridge nuke.

Digitalstrange: Same here, I enjoyed the Fridge nuke in the same spirit as half the rest of the Indiana Jones series (He wouldn't survive being dragged by a truck, hanging on to a sub for a week or so even if it didnt submerge or jumping out of a plane with a raft either) and it was a great way to place the films time period.

It makes me laugh when people bring up the nuked fridge as the main problem with Crystal Skull. Nothing about that first setpiece riff was any less ridiculous than the opening scenes in the other Indy movies, but people get all butthurt about it. I thought it was brilliant, in the same spirit as the giant rock or parachuting out of a plane in a rubber raft.

The ants, the monkeys, the giant jungle-sawing personnel carriers--those were a bit silly. But the nuked fridge was funny.