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(Proudly Resents)   Jon McClane rolls with his son in the new Die Hard movie. Scappy Doo and Gosuki were not available   (proudlyresents.com) divider line 84
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2012-10-04 11:22:16 PM  
Man, I hate whining farkers who need it to be R just to get their violence-erection.
 
2012-10-04 11:29:16 PM  

Zombie DJ: Man, I hate whining farkers who need it to be R just to get their violence-erection.


Man, I hate when a softer rating means the main character can't even say his own farking catchphrase.
 
2012-10-04 11:36:44 PM  
And I just watched the teaser.

I admit, I enjoyed Live Free or Die Hard (the unrated DVD version more, but still...).

This...oh...dear. Even the measly minute and nine seconds of coke-addled edited footage...doesn't paint a good picture.
 
2012-10-05 12:00:42 AM  
"The double-oh-seven of Plainfield, New Jersey."

OK, I may take a flier on this if we've got that old McClane charm.
 
2012-10-05 12:00:47 AM  

browntimmy: Zombie DJ: Man, I hate whining farkers who need it to be R just to get their violence-erection.

Man, I hate when a softer rating means the main character can't even say his own farking catchphrase.


In today's society? You can have all the violence in PG13. We want R for the possibility of random, not moving the plot forward boobies and so he doesn't have to say Mr. Falcon
 
2012-10-05 12:05:32 AM  
Die Hard movies are set at Christmas time. This movie is not set at Christmas time. Therefore this movie is not a Die Hard movie.

/any other opinion is wrong.
 
2012-10-05 12:08:56 AM  

Zombie DJ: Man, I hate whining farkers who need it to be R just to get their violence-erection.


Actually we need it to be R because the character can't speak or act like he is expected to without it since the original films were rated R. As has been noted McClane can't even say his catchphrase in the PG-13 version.
 
2012-10-05 12:15:17 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Die Hard movies are set at Christmas time. This movie is not set at Christmas time. Therefore this movie is not a Die Hard movie.

/any other opinion is wrong.


Correction, Good Die Hard Movies are set at Christmastime. I could be mistaken because I've only watched 3 and 4 a couple of times but neither one of those were set at Christmas either (if they were it was nowhere near the focus of the film like the first 2) so not having it at Christmas has been well established by now.
 
2012-10-05 12:17:00 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Die Hard movies are set at Christmas time. This movie is not set at Christmas time. Therefore this movie is not a Die Hard movie.

/any other opinion is wrong.


I'd have to review 3 and 4 to see if you're right.

I don't need to review 1, it was a Christmas Party.
I won't review 2, it was a pile of dog shiat.

/Still trying to figure out something stupid from True Lies
//They go from discovering there's a kid to having her bagged and in the highrise in less than two hours
///From Maryland to Miami.
 
2012-10-05 12:23:35 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Decillion: CygnusDarius: czetie: Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.

But that's because it's Indiana Jones, it doesn't work on Die Hard.

What does that even mean? What is it about Jones that makes him better to have family members around than McClane?

To be fair, the Indiana Jones franchise already had a father-son duo movie, so having another (where Indy plays the father) makes sense. Was it any good? Of course not, but at least there was a reason for it.


If you reach any harder, you'll hurt your back, grampa.
 
2012-10-05 12:27:03 AM  
So...much...orange and teal...

/Caution: Link is a massive time sink
//Do not click if you have to be at work in the morning.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:50 AM  
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

/make that instead of Die Hardier
 
2012-10-05 12:51:24 AM  

brigid_fitch: So...much...orange and teal...

/Caution: Link is a massive time sink
//Do not click if you have to be at work in the morning.


Time sink, it took like a minute to read. Maybe your OCD link following is sort of common, but really, it's not universal.
 
ecl
2012-10-05 01:01:56 AM  

Surool: His son? Is Ashton Kutcher in this film?


Negatory, they are eskimo brothers.

/that's how you get sh*t done.
 
2012-10-05 01:04:40 AM  

omeganuepsilon: brigid_fitch: So...much...orange and teal...

/Caution: Link is a massive time sink
//Do not click if you have to be at work in the morning.

Time sink, it took like a minute to read. Maybe your OCD link following is sort of common, but really, it's not universal.


Okay, not a time-sink to the non-curious. Most Farkers know the pitfalls of TVTropes.org
 
2012-10-05 01:43:49 AM  

Digitalstrange: Representative of the unwashed masses: Die Hard movies are set at Christmas time. This movie is not set at Christmas time. Therefore this movie is not a Die Hard movie.

/any other opinion is wrong.

Correction, Good Die Hard Movies are set at Christmastime. I could be mistaken because I've only watched 3 and 4 a couple of times but neither one of those were set at Christmas either (if they were it was nowhere near the focus of the film like the first 2) so not having it at Christmas has been well established by now.


Good Die Hard movies?

Die Hard 2 sucked harder than a Paris Hilton CD colliding with a Dane Cook DVD as they entered the event horizon of the singularity at the center of the galaxy.

/DH2 is everything a bad cash-in sequel can possibly be, and a terrible remake of the first
 
2012-10-05 01:52:10 AM  
Needs more Mary Elizabeth Winstead!
 
2012-10-05 02:10:23 AM  
Here ya go

www.perfectpeople.net
 
2012-10-05 02:13:49 AM  
yeah, yeah.

I was kind of hopeful too, then I checked who the director was: IMDB page
I was still thinking that hiring Len Wiseman for the fourth movie was a dumb mistake but this is just ridiculous.
 
2012-10-05 02:14:08 AM  

brigid_fitch: omeganuepsilon: brigid_fitch: So...much...orange and teal...

/Caution: Link is a massive time sink
//Do not click if you have to be at work in the morning.

Time sink, it took like a minute to read. Maybe your OCD link following is sort of common, but really, it's not universal.

Okay, not a time-sink to the non-curious. Most Farkers know the pitfalls of TVTropes.org


I would argue that most farkers(today) don't, and wouldn't find it a timesink.
Even farkers of the glory days, so to speak, wouldn't necessarily find it addictive. Knowing it's more or less never ending, just give up. Most of us know our limits.

It takes a certain kind of person to lose themselves in tvtropes. Done it a time or two myself. Just saying it's not a common thing, certainly not for showbiz tab readers, who's intellectual/curiosity average is something more akin to people getting their heads in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2012-10-05 02:15:46 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

I prefer his daughter.
 
2012-10-05 07:48:15 AM  
I can not frigging wait
 
2012-10-05 07:59:20 AM  
Die Hard 1 was cheesy as hell, nostalgia lovers
 
2012-10-05 08:37:07 AM  
Yippee Ki-yay Mother-father!
 
2012-10-05 09:05:07 AM  
mymarla.files.wordpress.com

A good day to Scrappy Doo with a vengeance again.
 
2012-10-05 09:44:27 AM  
Die Hard and the Crystal Skull.
 
2012-10-05 12:03:11 PM  
It didn't phase me that Bruce Willis was like 30 (or 100 to me at the time).

But it does faze me when idiots use the wrong mister-falconing word.
 
2012-10-05 12:14:11 PM  
haters gonna hate but I don't care, I'll watch it
 
2012-10-05 12:50:03 PM  
I really thought John McCain's career was over when he put Sarah Palin on the ticket.
 
2012-10-05 01:38:29 PM  

puckrock2000: It didn't phase me that Bruce Willis was like 30 (or 100 to me at the time).

But it does faze me when idiots use the wrong mister-falconing word.


One could call temporary discomfiture a phase.

One of the interesting things about language, is that you are not it's dictator, not its supreme authority.

DIAF
 
2012-10-05 03:42:08 PM  

omeganuepsilon: puckrock2000: It didn't phase me that Bruce Willis was like 30 (or 100 to me at the time).

But it does faze me when idiots use the wrong mister-falconing word.

One could call temporary discomfiture a phase.

One of the interesting things about language, is that you are not it's dictator, not its supreme authority.

DIAF


Your correct - I should of thinked before I post.

/calling "temporary discomfiture a phase" is using it as a noun - the "writer" was obviously using it as a verb
//and it's "its dictator", not "it's"

EABOD (NTTAWWT)
 
2012-10-05 08:50:44 PM  
So can I guess that the son will at some point in the movie steal the catchphrase and yell "yippee kay yay MOTHER farker!!" at his dad? Good god let's hope not.

/first Die Hard still the best christmas movie of all time
 
2012-10-05 09:21:49 PM  

moothemagiccow: Die Hard 1 was cheesy as hell, nostalgia lovers


I have you Farkied as "Hates 'Aliens'" so forgive me if I take your action movie criticism with a ten ton grain of salt.
 
2012-10-06 12:20:32 AM  

puckrock2000: noun - the "writer" was obviously using it as a verb


And like similar nouns, the word can also be used as a verb to show display a transition to or from a state, or acquisition or utilization of said item.

puckrock2000: //and it's "its dictator", not "it's"


Someone didn't check my profile.

Again, you dictate nothing, your efforts are actually quite futile.
"phase me" yields 96 million google hits
The "correct" phrase, 23

No certain body really di'ctates language, At best, things like English dictionaries are an attempt to describe or archive it. In reality it's a very fluid' thing, and trying to get people to follow suit i's pointless, unles's you want to flaunt the fact you have a stick up your' ass and are a bit of a zealot conservative.
 
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