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(Proudly Resents)   Jon McClane rolls with his son in the new Die Hard movie. Scappy Doo and Gosuki were not available   (proudlyresents.com) divider line 84
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2012-10-04 03:54:08 PM
"Gosuki"?
Do you mean "Godzooky"?

www.internationalhero.co.uk

Or perhaps Minilla?

quizilla.teennick.com
 
2012-10-04 03:57:14 PM
9 clicks & already farked.
 
2012-10-04 04:00:26 PM
The only way I will even waste energy in thinking about seeing this movie will be if it's rated R. Otherwise, yippie-kay go fark yourself.
 
2012-10-04 04:57:48 PM
This franchise has clearly become a parody of itself. Pass.
 
2012-10-04 06:00:14 PM
Yippee Ki yay puppy power
 
2012-10-04 06:28:08 PM
d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net

FN SCAR-H CQB

Had to look that one up.

Don't ask me why I fixate on such things.
 
2012-10-04 06:46:56 PM
art.penny-arcade.com

/Oblig.
 
2012-10-04 06:51:43 PM
Excuse me, is this the thread where we might find a dash of cynicism.

Thanks, I was running out.
 
2012-10-04 06:56:32 PM
Scappy Gilmore?
 
2012-10-04 07:01:12 PM
Shia BeBoof? What can't he improve!
 
2012-10-04 07:01:53 PM
Too bad they didn't cast Shia La Boof as his son.
 
2012-10-04 07:02:05 PM
Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.
 
2012-10-04 07:11:30 PM
Is this one of those pass the franchise torch things?

Step 1: Reboot franchise
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
 
2012-10-04 07:12:10 PM

czetie: Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.


But that's because it's Indiana Jones, it doesn't work on Die Hard.
 
2012-10-04 07:21:17 PM

czetie: Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.


No it didn't. now shut up lol
 
2012-10-04 07:22:41 PM

CygnusDarius: czetie: Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.

But that's because it's Indiana Jones, it doesn't work on Die Hard.


What does that even mean? What is it about Jones that makes him better to have family members around than McClane?
 
2012-10-04 07:26:20 PM
Didnt they just put out die hard 6 like last year
 
2012-10-04 07:26:34 PM

Decillion: CygnusDarius: czetie: Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.

But that's because it's Indiana Jones, it doesn't work on Die Hard.

What does that even mean? What is it about Jones that makes him better to have family members around than McClane?


To be fair, the Indiana Jones franchise already had a father-son duo movie, so having another (where Indy plays the father) makes sense. Was it any good? Of course not, but at least there was a reason for it.
 
2012-10-04 07:32:03 PM
I wonder though, will it be a reverse Star Trek where the odds are better than the evens.

A) Is this a hard R? WILL HE SAY FARK INSTEAD OF FALCON or "muffed sound"
B) Can we just bring back Alan Rickman to play Hans's dad
C) The bad guys better just care about the money
 
2012-10-04 07:32:27 PM
A Good Day to Die Hard? Is he fighting Worf in this movie?

/Because I would totally watch that.
 
2012-10-04 07:39:22 PM
Didn't we have this problem with the daughter? Plus, doesn't John have 3 kids and is the wife ever coming back?
 
2012-10-04 07:43:04 PM
This looks like prime Explosion-Man fare
 
2012-10-04 07:44:30 PM

eddievercetti: Didn't we have this problem with the daughter? Plus, doesn't John have 3 kids and is the wife ever coming back?


She died of the lady disease. She's buried next to Adrian
 
2012-10-04 07:44:47 PM
Bruce Willis, I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-04 07:53:41 PM
Switch this to Mary Elizabeth Winstead reprising her role, and I'd pay 3D prices to see this.
 
2012-10-04 07:57:32 PM

born_yesterday: Switch this to Mary Elizabeth Winstead reprising her role, and I'd pay 3D prices to see this.


She has a cameo in the movie, if that helps.

/it really doesn't
 
2012-10-04 07:58:48 PM

fusillade762: [d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net image 510x380]

FN SCAR-H CQB

Had to look that one up.

Don't ask me why I fixate on such things.


I like the use of teal and orange in the lighting. Very innovative. I don't believe an action movie has gone for that look before.
 
2012-10-04 08:03:21 PM
What a sucky video player.
*Click 720 resolution
Stays at 360
*Click 1080 resolution
Stays at 360

Unless I'm on my phone I'm not watching action movie trailers at farking 360 resolution. Yet people keep linking to the worst quality versions.
 
2012-10-04 08:39:38 PM

TheManofPA: I wonder though, will it be a reverse Star Trek where the odds are better than the evens.

A) Is this a hard R? WILL HE SAY FARK INSTEAD OF FALCON or "muffed sound"
B) Can we just bring back Alan Rickman to play Hans's dad
C) The bad guys better just care about the money


That is an awesome idea.
 
2012-10-04 08:45:18 PM

browntimmy: What a sucky video player.
*Click 720 resolution
Stays at 360
*Click 1080 resolution
Stays at 360

Unless I'm on my phone I'm not watching action movie trailers at farking 360 resolution. Yet people keep linking to the worst quality versions.


Yeah, I hate the player that Yahoo uses. To get it in HD, you have to go full screen, and even then you don't get to pick the resolution, it picks it automatically.
 
2012-10-04 08:46:22 PM

scottydoesntknow: To be fair, the Indiana Jones franchise already had a father-son duo movie, so having another (where Indy plays the father) makes sense. Was it any good? Of course not, but at least there was a reason for it.


Out of all the things wrong with Crystal Skull, Shia LaBeouf and "Mutt" were very minor. If you removed most of the other stuff wrong with the movie (the Russians, the ant scene, the killer monkey things in the jungle, the terrible use of blue screens, etc), I think most people wouldn't complain about him. But since the movie as a whold had major problems, it causes people to find additional things in the film to complain about through an amplification effect.
 
2012-10-04 08:52:51 PM
Yahoo video app thing is terrible, the movie looks like one served with popcorn and beer. Yippie Kay Aye mutha-yet-another-money-maker.

/Looks like a download to me.
//I forgive Bruce, he seems to have caught a Cage-like flu as of late
 
2012-10-04 08:59:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: The only way I will even waste energy in thinking about seeing this movie will be if it's rated R. Otherwise, yippie-kay go fark yourself.


Agreed. In the last one I shook my head when he said, "Yippee kay yay mother *gunshot sound*."
 
2012-10-04 09:00:44 PM
Jon McClane

Why is his name spelt incorrectly?
 
2012-10-04 09:01:22 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Out of all the things wrong with Crystal Skull, Shia LaBeouf and "Mutt" were very minor. If you removed most of the other stuff wrong with the movie (the Russians, the ant scene, the killer monkey things in the jungle, the terrible use of blue screens, etc), I think most people wouldn't complain about him. But since the movie as a whold had major problems, it causes people to find additional things in the film to complain about through an amplification effect.


It's the opposite for me. I can deal with the rest of it (silly, but no more silly than some of the scenes in the originals), but I really farking hate Shia. I don't know why, he just has a really punchable face and no acting skills whatsoever, but argh.
 
2012-10-04 09:05:01 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: [words]


One correction: Yeah, I'll admit that the monkey scene was just ridiculous.
 
2012-10-04 09:20:01 PM
Bruce with a son who is the polar opposite of him. Non violent, thoughtful, solving things in a whole different way. That might have been a good movie. This one, not so much.
 
2012-10-04 09:21:57 PM
yay
 
2012-10-04 09:22:38 PM
Die Hard is my most favourite movie of all time. Didn't care for 4, but 5 can learn from 4's mistakes. Make it rated R, or nobody will watch it.
 
2012-10-04 09:51:23 PM
John McClane died right after the end of Die Hard 3. His wife shot him for leaving the phone hanging off the hook. You'll never convince me otherwise.
 
2012-10-04 09:52:12 PM
I thought TFH was referencing the Great Gazoo.

/old
 
2012-10-04 10:00:46 PM

Shaggy_C: John McClane died right after the end of Die Hard 3. His wife shot him for leaving the phone hanging off the hook. You'll never convince me otherwise.


In related news: we have now learned that Holly Gennero was trained by the Fraternity.

/Isn't Bonnie Bedelia on Parenthood now? If so, how does she look?
 
2012-10-04 10:02:51 PM

Clutch2013: Shaggy_C: John McClane died right after the end of Die Hard 3. His wife shot him for leaving the phone hanging off the hook. You'll never convince me otherwise.

In related news: we have now learned that Holly Gennero was trained by the Fraternity.

/Isn't Bonnie Bedelia on Parenthood now? If so, how does she look?


Older,but still scrumptious.
 
2012-10-04 10:06:31 PM
His son? Is Ashton Kutcher in this film?
 
2012-10-04 10:07:31 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: If you removed most of the other stuff wrong with the movie (the Russians, the ant scene, the killer monkey things in the jungle, the terrible use of blue screens, etc)


Of all the things in the movie that was the one that made me REALLY go "WTF???" Even more than the fridge nuke.
 
2012-10-04 10:17:41 PM
Now, now Subby, by many accounts River is a fan favorite character.
 
2012-10-04 10:26:43 PM

fusillade762: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: If you removed most of the other stuff wrong with the movie (the Russians, the ant scene, the killer monkey things in the jungle, the terrible use of blue screens, etc)

Of all the things in the movie that was the one that made me REALLY go "WTF???" Even more than the fridge nuke.


Same here, I enjoyed the Fridge nuke in the same spirit as half the rest of the Indiana Jones series (He wouldn't survive being dragged by a truck, hanging on to a sub for a week or so even if it didnt submerge or jumping out of a plane with a raft either) and it was a great way to place the films time period. but the CGI ants just looked fake as hell and Shia swinging with the monkeys looked both fake and unrealistic physically
 
2012-10-04 10:51:30 PM

machodonkeywrestler: TheManofPA: I wonder though, will it be a reverse Star Trek where the odds are better than the evens.

A) Is this a hard R? WILL HE SAY FARK INSTEAD OF FALCON or "muffed sound"
B) Can we just bring back Alan Rickman to play Hans's dad
C) The bad guys better just care about the money

That is an awesome idea.


That is a great idea but how about, as they're doing sons, they get Tom Hiddleston to play Han's son?
 
2012-10-04 11:01:01 PM
This sucks, Pics of Bonnie's boobs or I blow the roof off the Nakatomi Plaza.
 
2012-10-04 11:05:00 PM

Digitalstrange: Same here, I enjoyed the Fridge nuke in the same spirit as half the rest of the Indiana Jones series (He wouldn't survive being dragged by a truck, hanging on to a sub for a week or so even if it didnt submerge or jumping out of a plane with a raft either) and it was a great way to place the films time period.


It makes me laugh when people bring up the nuked fridge as the main problem with Crystal Skull. Nothing about that first setpiece riff was any less ridiculous than the opening scenes in the other Indy movies, but people get all butthurt about it. I thought it was brilliant, in the same spirit as the giant rock or parachuting out of a plane in a rubber raft.

The ants, the monkeys, the giant jungle-sawing personnel carriers--those were a bit silly. But the nuked fridge was funny.
 
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