Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.WhatTheFark
real_headhoncho: I wonder if they ever heard of locking the barn door?/again, staying out of this thread.
mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....
stupiddream: Stay classy Tallahassee./It really happened one county over but who's counting.
AgentKGB: Made me think of[i.imgur.com image 600x485]
dickfreckle: I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"
Mugshot of the perp...
TrollingForColumbine: I see said the blinded man.
swangoatman: I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFWon the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okayNSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than thatNSFW video okay NSFW
Lundyn: That's a technical foal.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: He just can't say neigh
redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.You're welcome.
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