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(WTSP)   Man arrested for having sex with a horse. Again   (wtsp.com) divider line 59
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2012-10-04 03:45:30 PM  
17 votes:
But enough about Matthew Broderick
2012-10-04 04:12:56 PM  
8 votes:
Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.
2012-10-04 03:49:29 PM  
7 votes:
www.fatwallet.com
2012-10-04 02:59:19 PM  
6 votes:

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


2.bp.blogspot.com

That wasn't lube.
2012-10-04 03:51:18 PM  
5 votes:
The victim.

(obilg)

static.fameball.com
2012-10-04 02:42:25 PM  
5 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-04 01:17:51 PM  
5 votes:
He just can't say neigh
2012-10-04 03:50:21 PM  
4 votes:
That's a technical foal.
2012-10-04 03:30:59 PM  
4 votes:
We've found Brony's true identity.
2012-10-04 05:56:48 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-04 05:17:39 PM  
3 votes:
FTA "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I hate it when people use this defense. As if the thought of a dude getting plowed by a horse isn't bad enough, people try and evoke the unknown. What could this plausibly escalate to? Children? Please, the dude needs a horse to satisfy him. It might lead to him sneaking in the tank at sea world and blowing a blue whale but that'd be a stretch. (Get it "stretch"? Oh, nevermind.)
2012-10-04 04:43:29 PM  
3 votes:

real_headhoncho: I wonder if they ever heard of locking the barn door?

/again, staying out of this thread.


They do lock it, but the horse keeps unlocking it.
2012-10-04 04:02:01 PM  
3 votes:
files-cdn.formspring.me
2012-10-04 03:51:14 PM  
3 votes:
"It comes two years after Linn was caught on tape and arrested for doing the same thing in the same barn with a different horse."

What are the chances of finding true love twice in the same barn?
2012-10-04 11:33:53 PM  
2 votes:

mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....


Well, to be fair, when my veterinarian shoves a gloved hand up my anus I'm usually too surprised to react, too.

Also, I think I need to find a new vet.
2012-10-04 05:03:06 PM  
2 votes:
hay guys what's going on in this thr-


aw lawd
2012-10-04 04:45:55 PM  
2 votes:
Awww... give him a break. He was just trying to produce Runaway Bride 2 and Julia Roberts wasn't available
2012-10-04 04:06:49 PM  
2 votes:

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


The horse farted
2012-10-04 03:56:46 PM  
2 votes:
At least he switched mounts.
2012-10-04 03:54:53 PM  
2 votes:
I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.
2012-10-04 03:54:27 PM  
2 votes:

stupiddream: Stay classy Tallahassee.

/It really happened one county over but who's counting.


clop clop clop
2012-10-04 03:50:20 PM  
2 votes:
New Rule: If you get busted for having sex with a horse...and then a year and a half later, you decide, you know what, I'd like to have sex with a horse again......pick a different horse! Play the field, literally! I'm just saying, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Not to give you any ideas. - Bill Maher
2012-10-04 03:49:46 PM  
2 votes:
This has to be the worst cover of Gangnam Style
2012-10-04 02:14:04 PM  
2 votes:
Even if consenting it's still not nayyyyyborly
2012-10-04 02:01:40 PM  
2 votes:
E. Kwinelover,esq.
2012-10-05 03:01:31 AM  
1 votes:
content7.flixster.com

I did not fark that horse.
2012-10-04 09:41:10 PM  
1 votes:
The really sick part is that the horse is only 6 years old.
2012-10-04 09:29:36 PM  
1 votes:

AgentKGB: Made me think of
[i.imgur.com image 600x485]


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dickfreckle: I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"


How would you even--how would you---I don't want to know this. Good-bye.
2012-10-04 08:40:45 PM  
1 votes:

Mugshot of the perp...

imageshack.us
2012-10-04 08:32:59 PM  
1 votes:
Made me think of

i.imgur.com
2012-10-04 06:47:21 PM  
1 votes:
Paint your pecker orange and go for it... whats the worst that can happen?

itallchanges.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-04 06:38:49 PM  
1 votes:
Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-04 06:09:34 PM  
1 votes:
of course, of course, everyone loves a horse...

blogs.creativeloafing.com 

www.webwombat.com.au
2012-10-04 06:06:56 PM  
1 votes:
www.lesyeuxdumonde.com

wanted for questioning
2012-10-04 05:48:26 PM  
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

Sigh...Oh Mr. Ed...I just can't quit you!
2012-10-04 05:42:36 PM  
1 votes:
Not yet?
www.determinismsucks.net
2012-10-04 05:38:11 PM  
1 votes:

TrollingForColumbine: I see said the blinded man.


Wishes he could see what you did there: 

www.playbill.com
2012-10-04 05:37:42 PM  
1 votes:
What? No head?

bullmarketfrogs.com
2012-10-04 05:30:43 PM  
1 votes:
His nickname is Herr Blücher

Neeeeeeiiiiiiigh!
2012-10-04 04:56:00 PM  
1 votes:
You see? More evidence proving that all those whore pills women are taking are causing confused men to turn to bestiality!
Link
2012-10-04 04:50:01 PM  
1 votes:

swangoatman: I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFW
on the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okay
NSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than that
NSFW video okay NSFW


I think I'm in love with that woman.
2012-10-04 04:43:55 PM  
1 votes:
Does it make him a repeating sexual hoofender?
2012-10-04 04:33:09 PM  
1 votes:
I tell ya, Prince Charles is just beggin' for trouble.
2012-10-04 04:32:45 PM  
1 votes:
"Birds do it, bees do it ... even Argentines without beans do it.
Let's do it, let's fark a horse ..."

\apologies to Cole Porter.
2012-10-04 04:22:40 PM  
1 votes:
If you think about how obsessed most of us guys are with sex, you should thank your lucky stars if you're wired to go for "normal" (i.e. adult, consenting women) because I could see how if that same obsession was wired up for something else you pretty much wouldn't be fixable.
2012-10-04 04:17:02 PM  
1 votes:

Lundyn: That's a technical foal.


The best kind of foal.
2012-10-04 04:15:52 PM  
1 votes:
So he had lube for sex with a male horse? Bad enough having sex with a horse, but teh ghey buttsecks?

Yikes.
2012-10-04 04:03:47 PM  
1 votes:
He was just horsing around. (Did Camilla send him a thank you card)?
2012-10-04 03:58:13 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He just can't say neigh


He was really pommeling that horse.
2012-10-04 03:57:48 PM  
1 votes:

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.


I crown thee, Farks Horse farking Authority. Thank-You so much for that.
2012-10-04 03:55:59 PM  
1 votes:

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.


I see said the blinded man.
2012-10-04 03:54:38 PM  
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-10-04 03:53:18 PM  
1 votes:
Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?
2012-10-04 03:52:06 PM  
1 votes:
'Tis better to give than receive...amirite Mr. Hands?
2012-10-04 03:51:05 PM  
1 votes:
You've got to Hand it to Mister Lind...he sure was persistent.
2012-10-04 03:28:54 PM  
1 votes:
I want centaurs to make a comeback to, my friend. Just stick to praying to Neptune like the rest of us.
2012-10-04 02:47:06 PM  
1 votes:

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Horses are frigid.
2012-10-04 02:44:52 PM  
1 votes:
Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark
2012-10-04 02:05:16 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I think once one makes the decision to fark a horse one has escalated so far Charles Seeburg himself will disavow the method.

Unless we're talking group horse sex, but where do you put all the legs?
 
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