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2012-10-04 01:09:58 PM
Mr Ed does kiss and tell. The show would still be running but the producers hate that whistle blower.

i45.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 01:17:51 PM
He just can't say neigh
 
2012-10-04 01:28:27 PM
"That animal is a stud horse named Sunny. "

Sounds to me like Mr. Reporter may be a fan of bareback riding as well.
 
2012-10-04 01:59:28 PM
Of course.
 
2012-10-04 02:01:40 PM
E. Kwinelover,esq.
 
2012-10-04 02:05:16 PM
FTFA: "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I think once one makes the decision to fark a horse one has escalated so far Charles Seeburg himself will disavow the method.

Unless we're talking group horse sex, but where do you put all the legs?
 
2012-10-04 02:14:04 PM
Even if consenting it's still not nayyyyyborly
 
2012-10-04 02:42:25 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 02:44:52 PM
Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark
 
2012-10-04 02:47:06 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Horses are frigid.
 
2012-10-04 02:59:19 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


2.bp.blogspot.com

That wasn't lube.
 
2012-10-04 03:28:54 PM
I want centaurs to make a comeback to, my friend. Just stick to praying to Neptune like the rest of us.
 
2012-10-04 03:30:59 PM
We've found Brony's true identity.
 
2012-10-04 03:45:30 PM
But enough about Matthew Broderick
 
2012-10-04 03:47:17 PM
Whoa.
 
2012-10-04 03:49:21 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.
 
2012-10-04 03:49:29 PM
www.fatwallet.com
 
2012-10-04 03:49:46 PM
This has to be the worst cover of Gangnam Style
 
2012-10-04 03:50:20 PM
New Rule: If you get busted for having sex with a horse...and then a year and a half later, you decide, you know what, I'd like to have sex with a horse again......pick a different horse! Play the field, literally! I'm just saying, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Not to give you any ideas. - Bill Maher
 
2012-10-04 03:50:21 PM
That's a technical foal.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:32 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: We've found Brony's true identity.


As a Brony, I'm offended at that. I don't have sex with MALE horses; I'm not a weirdo after all.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:53 PM
I wonder if they ever heard of locking the barn door?

/again, staying out of this thread.
 
2012-10-04 03:51:05 PM
You've got to Hand it to Mister Lind...he sure was persistent.
 
2012-10-04 03:51:14 PM
"It comes two years after Linn was caught on tape and arrested for doing the same thing in the same barn with a different horse."

What are the chances of finding true love twice in the same barn?
 
2012-10-04 03:51:18 PM
The victim.

(obilg)

static.fameball.com
 
2012-10-04 03:52:06 PM
'Tis better to give than receive...amirite Mr. Hands?
 
2012-10-04 03:53:07 PM

martid4: Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.


FTA: ...animal is a stud horse named Sunny.
 
2012-10-04 03:53:18 PM
Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?
 
2012-10-04 03:53:20 PM

martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.


TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.
 
2012-10-04 03:53:42 PM
Stay classy Tallahassee.

/It really happened one county over but who's counting.
 
2012-10-04 03:54:27 PM

stupiddream: Stay classy Tallahassee.

/It really happened one county over but who's counting.


clop clop clop
 
2012-10-04 03:54:38 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-04 03:54:53 PM
I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.
 
2012-10-04 03:55:59 PM

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.


I see said the blinded man.
 
2012-10-04 03:56:46 PM
At least he switched mounts.
 
ows
2012-10-04 03:57:05 PM
i'm not a horse wilber, i'm a jackass!!!

i wish! you'd be a little tighter.
 
2012-10-04 03:57:48 PM

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.


I crown thee, Farks Horse farking Authority. Thank-You so much for that.
 
2012-10-04 03:58:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He just can't say neigh


He was really pommeling that horse.
 
2012-10-04 03:59:31 PM

Siberian Khatru: FTA: ...animal is a stud horse named Sunny.


Yeah, if the guy is getting nailed by the stallion he could wind up dead like Mr. Hands and his relatives sue the owner for having a dangerous animal.

Also possible he could be stealing valuable horse semen and selling it to mare owners.

Either way, put his ass back in jail
 
2012-10-04 04:00:18 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


Um, I think the horse-farker is a bottom. redsquid tried to be delicate.
 
2012-10-04 04:02:01 PM
files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2012-10-04 04:03:47 PM
He was just horsing around. (Did Camilla send him a thank you card)?
 
2012-10-04 04:06:49 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


The horse farted
 
2012-10-04 04:08:02 PM
I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFW
on the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okay
NSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than that
NSFW video okay NSFW
 
2012-10-04 04:12:56 PM
Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.
 
2012-10-04 04:15:17 PM
That's afookin' horse, fer sure....
 
2012-10-04 04:15:17 PM
Well, ya gotta get back up on that horse.
 
2012-10-04 04:15:52 PM
So he had lube for sex with a male horse? Bad enough having sex with a horse, but teh ghey buttsecks?

Yikes.
 
2012-10-04 04:17:02 PM

Lundyn: That's a technical foal.


The best kind of foal.
 
2012-10-04 04:17:31 PM
Well thats a horse of a different color
 
2012-10-04 04:17:45 PM
That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?
 
2012-10-04 04:18:29 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


I dare not ask how you know.
 
2012-10-04 04:22:40 PM
If you think about how obsessed most of us guys are with sex, you should thank your lucky stars if you're wired to go for "normal" (i.e. adult, consenting women) because I could see how if that same obsession was wired up for something else you pretty much wouldn't be fixable.
 
2012-10-04 04:25:11 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


I don't think you understand what he was doing ... it was a male horse with lots of lube -- he was the one being buggered. Don't believe it, then research "Mr. Hands" (NSFW).
 
2012-10-04 04:25:12 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2012-10-04 04:27:14 PM

Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?


strike that. reverse it
 
2012-10-04 04:28:27 PM

Snarky Acronym: catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?

I dare not ask how you know.


You've never used the blister end of a shovel have you?
 
2012-10-04 04:31:59 PM
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-04 04:32:45 PM
"Birds do it, bees do it ... even Argentines without beans do it.
Let's do it, let's fark a horse ..."

\apologies to Cole Porter.
 
2012-10-04 04:33:09 PM
I tell ya, Prince Charles is just beggin' for trouble.
 
2012-10-04 04:41:11 PM

Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?


No.
 
2012-10-04 04:43:29 PM

real_headhoncho: I wonder if they ever heard of locking the barn door?

/again, staying out of this thread.


They do lock it, but the horse keeps unlocking it.
 
2012-10-04 04:43:55 PM
Does it make him a repeating sexual hoofender?
 
2012-10-04 04:44:35 PM
Sometimes nature calls
 
2012-10-04 04:45:43 PM
That's your right as an American. I'm tryin' to cut down myself.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:45:55 PM
Awww... give him a break. He was just trying to produce Runaway Bride 2 and Julia Roberts wasn't available
 
2012-10-04 04:46:11 PM
...but you fark a horse one...well...two times and you're 'Horsefarker!'
 
2012-10-04 04:46:32 PM
Hmmmm, hmmmm

/time for me to go do something else
 
2012-10-04 04:48:23 PM

Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?


Or the other way around.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:36 PM
I'm just trying to figure out one thing:

I don't think he was alone, so that means he had some help.

How do you find a Horse Fluffer?
 
2012-10-04 04:50:01 PM

swangoatman: I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFW
on the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okay
NSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than that
NSFW video okay NSFW


I think I'm in love with that woman.
 
2012-10-04 04:51:37 PM
library.uncw.edu

/His favorite book?
 
2012-10-04 04:53:19 PM
Legalise same horse marriage!
 
2012-10-04 04:54:45 PM

miltonbabbitt: That's your right as an American. I'm tryin' to cut down myself.

[imageshack.us image 480x360]


Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
 
2012-10-04 04:56:00 PM
You see? More evidence proving that all those whore pills women are taking are causing confused men to turn to bestiality!
Link
 
2012-10-04 05:01:03 PM
Is it in yet?
 
2012-10-04 05:02:12 PM

Cybernetic: Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?

Or the other way around.


Most likely he's simply giving the horse a hand job and perhaps blowing him. The horse isn't going to like/want to be on the receiving end of anything anal, and as far as being on the receiving end of a full sized horse penis...plausible with the right rig, but you stand an excellent chance of being ripped open, lube or no lube. Dangerous only begins to describe it.

Very Caligula of him?
 
2012-10-04 05:03:06 PM
hay guys what's going on in this thr-


aw lawd
 
2012-10-04 05:05:21 PM

Gilligann: So he's farking a horse in the ass?


Neigh.
 
2012-10-04 05:10:26 PM
"The guy knows right from wrong or he wouldn't run"

I think he knows the difference between going to prison and not going to prison. Not right from wrong.
 
2012-10-04 05:14:52 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Yeah that's totally way too graphic. Anything involving furry-loving is way too graphic.
 
2012-10-04 05:16:58 PM
To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....
 
2012-10-04 05:17:39 PM
FTA "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I hate it when people use this defense. As if the thought of a dude getting plowed by a horse isn't bad enough, people try and evoke the unknown. What could this plausibly escalate to? Children? Please, the dude needs a horse to satisfy him. It might lead to him sneaking in the tank at sea world and blowing a blue whale but that'd be a stretch. (Get it "stretch"? Oh, nevermind.)
 
2012-10-04 05:18:23 PM
I don't know how many people know of the guy who would record himself getting it on with horses. He died of bowel perforation because they were afraid to go to the hospital. Kenneth Pinyan, he was a aircraft engineer. I'm pretty sure one of his friends got caught a couple years later doing the same thing.
 
2012-10-04 05:20:00 PM

chatikh: I don't know how many people know of the guy who would record himself getting it on with horses. He died of bowel perforation because they were afraid to go to the hospital. Kenneth Pinyan, he was a aircraft engineer. I'm pretty sure one of his friends got caught a couple years later doing the same thing.


Quite a few people round these parts know of Mr Hands, fooooooooor suuuuure
 
2012-10-04 05:20:07 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


Nobody said the horse was receiving.
 
2012-10-04 05:20:40 PM

TrollingForColumbine: martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.


Not necessarily gay. Perhaps he thought it reminded him of Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
2012-10-04 05:21:19 PM
martid4: Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

I don't think it was a ghey horse our he would have been eating HAAAAAAYYYYYY.

/said like a ghey horse would say hey.
 
2012-10-04 05:21:37 PM
Not a Foal-ow up?
 
2012-10-04 05:25:49 PM

cyberspacedout: TrollingForColumbine: martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.

Not necessarily gay. Perhaps he thought it reminded him of Sarah Jessica Parker.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-04 05:26:34 PM

mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....


I'm guessing it was used to the "process". I doubt the per(v)p would have acted in a way that would have caused to the horse to horse shrug and think nothing of it. Unless of course you are telling me that horses routinely mount each other to relieve themselves when worked up by being in heat (dogs do this from time to time,,,first time I saw a male dog mount another male dog and start going at it I was laughing my arse off). Then perhaps "Trigger" let the man finish.
 
2012-10-04 05:30:43 PM
His nickname is Herr Blücher

Neeeeeeiiiiiiigh!
 
2012-10-04 05:33:32 PM

Mad Canadian: I'm just trying to figure out one thing:

I don't think he was alone, so that means he had some help.

How do you find a Horse Fluffer?


He had Tonta. Tonta the Indian.

/he just wanted a thank you Masked Man
 
2012-10-04 05:34:32 PM

cyberspacedout: TrollingForColumbine: martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.

Not necessarily gay. Perhaps he thought it reminded him of Sarah Jessica Parker.


ann coulter is a bigger asshle

/politics tab refugee
 
2012-10-04 05:37:42 PM
What? No head?

bullmarketfrogs.com
 
2012-10-04 05:38:11 PM

TrollingForColumbine: I see said the blinded man.


Wishes he could see what you did there: 

www.playbill.com
 
2012-10-04 05:42:36 PM
Not yet?
www.determinismsucks.net
 
2012-10-04 05:48:26 PM
t3.gstatic.com

Sigh...Oh Mr. Ed...I just can't quit you!
 
2012-10-04 05:49:12 PM

MBooda: Not yet?
[www.determinismsucks.net image 640x360]


"Let us never speak of this again"
 
2012-10-04 05:56:48 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 06:01:41 PM
Horses can never keep a secret.
 
2012-10-04 06:06:56 PM
www.lesyeuxdumonde.com

wanted for questioning
 
2012-10-04 06:09:34 PM
of course, of course, everyone loves a horse...

blogs.creativeloafing.com 

www.webwombat.com.au
 
2012-10-04 06:10:00 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

This thread is disgusting.
 
Xai
2012-10-04 06:11:13 PM
It's not rape if the horse enjoyed it.
 
2012-10-04 06:20:48 PM
"....Wilbur.....I don't think you should be doing that Wilburrrrrr"
 
2012-10-04 06:21:26 PM
HEE HAWWWW
 
2012-10-04 06:34:06 PM
This is why animal husbandry needs to be illegal!
 
2012-10-04 06:37:34 PM
He was nagged into doing it...
 
2012-10-04 06:38:49 PM
Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-04 06:43:40 PM
www.wtsp.com

/yooooo-hooo...
 
2012-10-04 06:46:41 PM

6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?


/came for Secretariat...
//leaving very satisfied.

;)
 
2012-10-04 06:47:21 PM
Paint your pecker orange and go for it... whats the worst that can happen?

itallchanges.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-04 07:09:54 PM
meth much?
 
2012-10-04 07:18:37 PM
Kelly can be a boy's name.
 
2012-10-04 07:22:36 PM

hdhale: Cybernetic: Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?

Or the other way around.

Most likely he's simply giving the horse a hand job and perhaps blowing him. The horse isn't going to like/want to be on the receiving end of anything anal, and as far as being on the receiving end of a full sized horse penis...plausible with the right rig, but you stand an excellent chance of being ripped open, lube or no lube. Dangerous only begins to describe it.


Kenneth Pinyan agrees

/Or would, if he were alive.
 
2012-10-04 07:27:41 PM

6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 252x160]


WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR!?
 
2012-10-04 07:37:04 PM

caddisfly: catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?

Um, I think the horse-farker is a bottom. redsquid tried to be delicate.


Oh my god.

GAH!

Apparently I am completely ignorant, cause THAT never occurred to me....
 
2012-10-04 07:51:17 PM
Dan Savage recalls his interview he did with a guy that married his horse. As the commercial break music was playing, Dan asked if the horse was male or female. The guy got very mad and it was like, "no!! I'm not queer!!"
 
2012-10-04 08:06:56 PM
This man is a rare breed.
 
2012-10-04 08:13:46 PM
I have a great relationship with my horse's vet. Seeing as how I practically paid for half of his surgery building, I ought to. Anyhow, he's a good guy, nice looking and clearly comfortable in his man-hood. But, he laughingly tells me how teaching stallions to use the 'dummy' is one of the least favorite parts of his job.
 
2012-10-04 08:29:52 PM

drinks like richard burton: Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.


Slow clap!
 
2012-10-04 08:30:59 PM
I know some of you farkers know this. Don't you have to stand on a step ladder or something when you fark a horse?
 
2012-10-04 08:32:59 PM
Made me think of

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 08:40:45 PM

Mugshot of the perp...

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 08:45:26 PM

Nick Nostril: Mugshot of the perp...

[imageshack.us image 412x594]


Said the guy with a picture of guys in balaclavas giving handjobs in his profile.
 
2012-10-04 08:48:48 PM
Strangest Letter Dan Savage ever received. Some possibly Not Safe For Work language.
 
2012-10-04 08:55:09 PM
No matthewbroderick.jpg? FARK, I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-04 09:01:20 PM

Brick-House: Paint your pecker orange and go for it... whats the worst that can happen?

[itallchanges.files.wordpress.com image 525x700]


NOTHING GOOD. Got my thumb chomped once while giving one a carrot. I don't know something that eats grass needs that much jaw pressure. Was like sicking your finger in a bench vise.

/Always use a fully open palm
 
2012-10-04 09:12:51 PM
I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"
 
2012-10-04 09:15:00 PM

obamadidcoke: I know some of you farkers know this. Don't you have to stand on a step ladder or something when you fark a horse?


No no... this guy was CATCHING not pitching.
 
2012-10-04 09:17:49 PM

MBooda: Not yet?
[www.determinismsucks.net image 640x360]


Came for this, etc etc.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 09:24:29 PM

some_beer_drinker: of course, of course, everyone loves a horse...

[blogs.creativeloafing.com image 400x751] 

[www.webwombat.com.au image 300x407]




Those are disturbing on so many levels I lost count...and my lunch
 
2012-10-04 09:29:36 PM

AgentKGB: Made me think of
[i.imgur.com image 600x485]


imageshack.us

dickfreckle: I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"


How would you even--how would you---I don't want to know this. Good-bye.
 
2012-10-04 09:34:56 PM
html jibberjabber insert youtube "thanks smokey" video /end html jibberjabber

Its got a catchy tune.

Also, may be NSFW (neigh, probably is, but in a very funny way)
 
2012-10-04 09:38:13 PM

abfalter: The victim.

(obilg)

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imstars.aufeminin.com
 
2012-10-04 09:41:10 PM
The really sick part is that the horse is only 6 years old.
 
2012-10-04 09:46:51 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


I know, who lubes up OUTSIDE the stall?
 
2012-10-04 09:51:30 PM
"Hey man, she came on to me."
 
2012-10-04 09:57:18 PM
This is just the inevitable conclusion of an interest in dressage. First it's dancing...then the costumes start getting sluttier and sluttier...
 
2012-10-04 10:05:39 PM

theurge14: This man is a rare breed.


Not really, remember this is Florida.
 
2012-10-04 10:18:31 PM

nmemkha: "Hey man, she came on to me."


/FTFY
 
2012-10-04 10:43:53 PM
Better than paying alimony to some human mare.
 
2012-10-04 10:47:22 PM
Maybe he was doing it Minecraft Gangnam style?

Link. Wait until the end.
 
2012-10-04 11:17:28 PM
True story from ages ago when I was at high school.

A girl in our year had a brother who was arrested for fornicating with the horse owned by the local cop. He got caught when the cop came around at night to check on his horse. Found the guy standing on a barrel in the stalls trying to reach.

ALL the details were published in the local paper. Poor girl was teased far more than usual. The worst part of it is their last name. No word of a lie, Roots.

/never forgotten
 
2012-10-04 11:33:53 PM

mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....


Well, to be fair, when my veterinarian shoves a gloved hand up my anus I'm usually too surprised to react, too.

Also, I think I need to find a new vet.
 
2012-10-05 12:02:37 AM
Guess he doesn't understand neigh means NEIGH!
 
2012-10-05 12:39:43 AM
This love is castigated now. But we're going to fight until we realize our right to love whomever or whatever we want.
It's simply a matter of getting the public used to the idea; attitudes will change. The fight to marry my horse starts today.
 
2012-10-05 12:46:23 AM

cydcharisse: This love is castigated now. But we're going to fight until we realize our right to love whomever or whatever we want.
It's simply a matter of getting the public used to the idea; attitudes will change. The fight to marry my horse starts today.


Let me know when your horse forms the ability to consent.
 
2012-10-05 12:58:56 AM
Enumclaw wasington. Man takes on a golden stalion, winds up get ruptured and dies, guy with him got sent to prison for helping him get mounted by horse. Family got upset that he was going to get the Darwin Award,movie was in the making.Have you seen the peckers of these horse? Man I wish I was half that size.
 
2012-10-05 01:06:21 AM
My girlfriend who was reading the story over my shoulder whispered into my ear, "But what if it was one of them counting horses?"

/She has very nice breasts
 
2012-10-05 03:01:31 AM
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I did not fark that horse.
 
2012-10-05 03:46:23 AM
mlkshk.com
 
2012-10-05 08:29:30 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: The really sick part is that the horse is only 6 years old.


what is that like 104 in human years?
 
2012-10-05 11:48:49 AM

6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
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Geoff Peterson? What show is that pic from?
 
2012-10-05 12:32:33 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Because People in power are Stupid: We've found Brony's true identity.

As a Brony, I'm offended at that. I don't have sex with MALE horses; I'm not a weirdo after all.


The guy in the article needs therapy.
 
2012-10-05 12:50:26 PM

Mad Canadian: I'm just trying to figure out one thing:

I don't think he was alone, so that means he had some help.

How do you find a Horse Fluffer?


I don't know, and I don't want to know. But after reading the comments in this thread redsquid and catchow might have your answer.
 
2012-10-05 03:46:54 PM
Am I in before Eurotrip truck driver?
 
2012-10-06 12:58:06 AM

kdawg7736: 6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
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Geoff Peterson? What show is that pic from?



The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Comes on after David Letterman.
 
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