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2012-10-04 06:01:41 PM
Horses can never keep a secret.
 
2012-10-04 06:06:56 PM
www.lesyeuxdumonde.com

wanted for questioning
 
2012-10-04 06:09:34 PM
of course, of course, everyone loves a horse...

blogs.creativeloafing.com 

www.webwombat.com.au
 
2012-10-04 06:10:00 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

This thread is disgusting.
 
Xai
2012-10-04 06:11:13 PM
It's not rape if the horse enjoyed it.
 
2012-10-04 06:20:48 PM
"....Wilbur.....I don't think you should be doing that Wilburrrrrr"
 
2012-10-04 06:21:26 PM
HEE HAWWWW
 
2012-10-04 06:34:06 PM
This is why animal husbandry needs to be illegal!
 
2012-10-04 06:37:34 PM
He was nagged into doing it...
 
2012-10-04 06:38:49 PM
Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-04 06:43:40 PM
www.wtsp.com

/yooooo-hooo...
 
2012-10-04 06:46:41 PM

6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?


/came for Secretariat...
//leaving very satisfied.

;)
 
2012-10-04 06:47:21 PM
Paint your pecker orange and go for it... whats the worst that can happen?

itallchanges.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-04 07:09:54 PM
meth much?
 
2012-10-04 07:18:37 PM
Kelly can be a boy's name.
 
2012-10-04 07:22:36 PM

hdhale: Cybernetic: Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?

Or the other way around.

Most likely he's simply giving the horse a hand job and perhaps blowing him. The horse isn't going to like/want to be on the receiving end of anything anal, and as far as being on the receiving end of a full sized horse penis...plausible with the right rig, but you stand an excellent chance of being ripped open, lube or no lube. Dangerous only begins to describe it.


Kenneth Pinyan agrees

/Or would, if he were alive.
 
2012-10-04 07:27:41 PM

6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
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WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR!?
 
2012-10-04 07:37:04 PM

caddisfly: catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?

Um, I think the horse-farker is a bottom. redsquid tried to be delicate.


Oh my god.

GAH!

Apparently I am completely ignorant, cause THAT never occurred to me....
 
2012-10-04 07:51:17 PM
Dan Savage recalls his interview he did with a guy that married his horse. As the commercial break music was playing, Dan asked if the horse was male or female. The guy got very mad and it was like, "no!! I'm not queer!!"
 
2012-10-04 08:06:56 PM
This man is a rare breed.
 
2012-10-04 08:13:46 PM
I have a great relationship with my horse's vet. Seeing as how I practically paid for half of his surgery building, I ought to. Anyhow, he's a good guy, nice looking and clearly comfortable in his man-hood. But, he laughingly tells me how teaching stallions to use the 'dummy' is one of the least favorite parts of his job.
 
2012-10-04 08:29:52 PM

drinks like richard burton: Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.


Slow clap!
 
2012-10-04 08:30:59 PM
I know some of you farkers know this. Don't you have to stand on a step ladder or something when you fark a horse?
 
2012-10-04 08:32:59 PM
Made me think of

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 08:40:45 PM

Mugshot of the perp...

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 08:45:26 PM

Nick Nostril: Mugshot of the perp...

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Said the guy with a picture of guys in balaclavas giving handjobs in his profile.
 
2012-10-04 08:48:48 PM
Strangest Letter Dan Savage ever received. Some possibly Not Safe For Work language.
 
2012-10-04 08:55:09 PM
No matthewbroderick.jpg? FARK, I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-04 09:01:20 PM

Brick-House: Paint your pecker orange and go for it... whats the worst that can happen?

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NOTHING GOOD. Got my thumb chomped once while giving one a carrot. I don't know something that eats grass needs that much jaw pressure. Was like sicking your finger in a bench vise.

/Always use a fully open palm
 
2012-10-04 09:12:51 PM
I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"
 
2012-10-04 09:15:00 PM

obamadidcoke: I know some of you farkers know this. Don't you have to stand on a step ladder or something when you fark a horse?


No no... this guy was CATCHING not pitching.
 
2012-10-04 09:17:49 PM

MBooda: Not yet?
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Came for this, etc etc.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 09:24:29 PM

some_beer_drinker: of course, of course, everyone loves a horse...

[blogs.creativeloafing.com image 400x751] 

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Those are disturbing on so many levels I lost count...and my lunch
 
2012-10-04 09:29:36 PM

AgentKGB: Made me think of
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imageshack.us

dickfreckle: I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"


How would you even--how would you---I don't want to know this. Good-bye.
 
2012-10-04 09:34:56 PM
html jibberjabber insert youtube "thanks smokey" video /end html jibberjabber

Its got a catchy tune.

Also, may be NSFW (neigh, probably is, but in a very funny way)
 
2012-10-04 09:38:13 PM

abfalter: The victim.

(obilg)

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imstars.aufeminin.com
 
2012-10-04 09:41:10 PM
The really sick part is that the horse is only 6 years old.
 
2012-10-04 09:46:51 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


I know, who lubes up OUTSIDE the stall?
 
2012-10-04 09:51:30 PM
"Hey man, she came on to me."
 
2012-10-04 09:57:18 PM
This is just the inevitable conclusion of an interest in dressage. First it's dancing...then the costumes start getting sluttier and sluttier...
 
2012-10-04 10:05:39 PM

theurge14: This man is a rare breed.


Not really, remember this is Florida.
 
2012-10-04 10:18:31 PM

nmemkha: "Hey man, she came on to me."


/FTFY
 
2012-10-04 10:43:53 PM
Better than paying alimony to some human mare.
 
2012-10-04 10:47:22 PM
Maybe he was doing it Minecraft Gangnam style?

Link. Wait until the end.
 
2012-10-04 11:17:28 PM
True story from ages ago when I was at high school.

A girl in our year had a brother who was arrested for fornicating with the horse owned by the local cop. He got caught when the cop came around at night to check on his horse. Found the guy standing on a barrel in the stalls trying to reach.

ALL the details were published in the local paper. Poor girl was teased far more than usual. The worst part of it is their last name. No word of a lie, Roots.

/never forgotten
 
2012-10-04 11:33:53 PM

mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....


Well, to be fair, when my veterinarian shoves a gloved hand up my anus I'm usually too surprised to react, too.

Also, I think I need to find a new vet.
 
2012-10-05 12:02:37 AM
Guess he doesn't understand neigh means NEIGH!
 
2012-10-05 12:39:43 AM
This love is castigated now. But we're going to fight until we realize our right to love whomever or whatever we want.
It's simply a matter of getting the public used to the idea; attitudes will change. The fight to marry my horse starts today.
 
2012-10-05 12:46:23 AM

cydcharisse: This love is castigated now. But we're going to fight until we realize our right to love whomever or whatever we want.
It's simply a matter of getting the public used to the idea; attitudes will change. The fight to marry my horse starts today.


Let me know when your horse forms the ability to consent.
 
2012-10-05 12:58:56 AM
Enumclaw wasington. Man takes on a golden stalion, winds up get ruptured and dies, guy with him got sent to prison for helping him get mounted by horse. Family got upset that he was going to get the Darwin Award,movie was in the making.Have you seen the peckers of these horse? Man I wish I was half that size.
 
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