6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?
hdhale: Cybernetic: Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named SunnySo he's farking a horse in the ass?Or the other way around.Most likely he's simply giving the horse a hand job and perhaps blowing him. The horse isn't going to like/want to be on the receiving end of anything anal, and as far as being on the receiving end of a full sized horse penis...plausible with the right rig, but you stand an excellent chance of being ripped open, lube or no lube. Dangerous only begins to describe it.
6655321: Does Geoff Peterson have an alibi?[upload.wikimedia.org image 252x160]
caddisfly: catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?Um, I think the horse-farker is a bottom. redsquid tried to be delicate.
drinks like richard burton: Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.
Nick Nostril: Mugshot of the perp...[imageshack.us image 412x594]
Brick-House: Paint your pecker orange and go for it... whats the worst that can happen?[itallchanges.files.wordpress.com image 525x700]
obamadidcoke: I know some of you farkers know this. Don't you have to stand on a step ladder or something when you fark a horse?
MBooda: Not yet?[www.determinismsucks.net image 640x360]
some_beer_drinker: of course, of course, everyone loves a horse...[blogs.creativeloafing.com image 400x751] [www.webwombat.com.au image 300x407]
AgentKGB: Made me think of[i.imgur.com image 600x485]
dickfreckle: I've done a good deal of crazy and even perverted sh*t in my time, but I can honestly report that I've never thought, "You know what sounds good right about now? Having my anus shredded by a horse!"
abfalter: The victim.(obilg)[static.fameball.com image 468x640]
Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.WhatTheFark
nmemkha: "Hey man, she came on to me."
mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....
cydcharisse: This love is castigated now. But we're going to fight until we realize our right to love whomever or whatever we want.It's simply a matter of getting the public used to the idea; attitudes will change. The fight to marry my horse starts today.
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