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2012-10-04 04:17:45 PM
That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?
 
2012-10-04 04:18:29 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


I dare not ask how you know.
 
2012-10-04 04:22:40 PM
If you think about how obsessed most of us guys are with sex, you should thank your lucky stars if you're wired to go for "normal" (i.e. adult, consenting women) because I could see how if that same obsession was wired up for something else you pretty much wouldn't be fixable.
 
2012-10-04 04:25:11 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


I don't think you understand what he was doing ... it was a male horse with lots of lube -- he was the one being buggered. Don't believe it, then research "Mr. Hands" (NSFW).
 
2012-10-04 04:25:12 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2012-10-04 04:27:14 PM

Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?


strike that. reverse it
 
2012-10-04 04:28:27 PM

Snarky Acronym: catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?

I dare not ask how you know.


You've never used the blister end of a shovel have you?
 
2012-10-04 04:31:59 PM
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-04 04:32:45 PM
"Birds do it, bees do it ... even Argentines without beans do it.
Let's do it, let's fark a horse ..."

\apologies to Cole Porter.
 
2012-10-04 04:33:09 PM
I tell ya, Prince Charles is just beggin' for trouble.
 
2012-10-04 04:41:11 PM

Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?


No.
 
2012-10-04 04:43:29 PM

real_headhoncho: I wonder if they ever heard of locking the barn door?

/again, staying out of this thread.


They do lock it, but the horse keeps unlocking it.
 
2012-10-04 04:43:55 PM
Does it make him a repeating sexual hoofender?
 
2012-10-04 04:44:35 PM
Sometimes nature calls
 
2012-10-04 04:45:43 PM
That's your right as an American. I'm tryin' to cut down myself.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:45:55 PM
Awww... give him a break. He was just trying to produce Runaway Bride 2 and Julia Roberts wasn't available
 
2012-10-04 04:46:11 PM
...but you fark a horse one...well...two times and you're 'Horsefarker!'
 
2012-10-04 04:46:32 PM
Hmmmm, hmmmm

/time for me to go do something else
 
2012-10-04 04:48:23 PM

Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?


Or the other way around.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:36 PM
I'm just trying to figure out one thing:

I don't think he was alone, so that means he had some help.

How do you find a Horse Fluffer?
 
2012-10-04 04:50:01 PM

swangoatman: I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFW
on the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okay
NSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than that
NSFW video okay NSFW


I think I'm in love with that woman.
 
2012-10-04 04:51:37 PM
library.uncw.edu

/His favorite book?
 
2012-10-04 04:53:19 PM
Legalise same horse marriage!
 
2012-10-04 04:54:45 PM

miltonbabbitt: That's your right as an American. I'm tryin' to cut down myself.

[imageshack.us image 480x360]


Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
 
2012-10-04 04:56:00 PM
You see? More evidence proving that all those whore pills women are taking are causing confused men to turn to bestiality!
Link
 
2012-10-04 05:01:03 PM
Is it in yet?
 
2012-10-04 05:02:12 PM

Cybernetic: Gilligann: That animal is a stud horse named Sunny

So he's farking a horse in the ass?

Or the other way around.


Most likely he's simply giving the horse a hand job and perhaps blowing him. The horse isn't going to like/want to be on the receiving end of anything anal, and as far as being on the receiving end of a full sized horse penis...plausible with the right rig, but you stand an excellent chance of being ripped open, lube or no lube. Dangerous only begins to describe it.

Very Caligula of him?
 
2012-10-04 05:03:06 PM
hay guys what's going on in this thr-


aw lawd
 
2012-10-04 05:05:21 PM

Gilligann: So he's farking a horse in the ass?


Neigh.
 
2012-10-04 05:10:26 PM
"The guy knows right from wrong or he wouldn't run"

I think he knows the difference between going to prison and not going to prison. Not right from wrong.
 
2012-10-04 05:14:52 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Yeah that's totally way too graphic. Anything involving furry-loving is way too graphic.
 
2012-10-04 05:16:58 PM
To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....
 
2012-10-04 05:17:39 PM
FTA "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I hate it when people use this defense. As if the thought of a dude getting plowed by a horse isn't bad enough, people try and evoke the unknown. What could this plausibly escalate to? Children? Please, the dude needs a horse to satisfy him. It might lead to him sneaking in the tank at sea world and blowing a blue whale but that'd be a stretch. (Get it "stretch"? Oh, nevermind.)
 
2012-10-04 05:18:23 PM
I don't know how many people know of the guy who would record himself getting it on with horses. He died of bowel perforation because they were afraid to go to the hospital. Kenneth Pinyan, he was a aircraft engineer. I'm pretty sure one of his friends got caught a couple years later doing the same thing.
 
2012-10-04 05:20:00 PM

chatikh: I don't know how many people know of the guy who would record himself getting it on with horses. He died of bowel perforation because they were afraid to go to the hospital. Kenneth Pinyan, he was a aircraft engineer. I'm pretty sure one of his friends got caught a couple years later doing the same thing.


Quite a few people round these parts know of Mr Hands, fooooooooor suuuuure
 
2012-10-04 05:20:07 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


Nobody said the horse was receiving.
 
2012-10-04 05:20:40 PM

TrollingForColumbine: martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.


Not necessarily gay. Perhaps he thought it reminded him of Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
2012-10-04 05:21:19 PM
martid4: Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

I don't think it was a ghey horse our he would have been eating HAAAAAAYYYYYY.

/said like a ghey horse would say hey.
 
2012-10-04 05:21:37 PM
Not a Foal-ow up?
 
2012-10-04 05:25:49 PM

cyberspacedout: TrollingForColumbine: martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.

Not necessarily gay. Perhaps he thought it reminded him of Sarah Jessica Parker.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-04 05:26:34 PM

mark12A: To, ahem, expand on Catchow's point, one time I had the vet over at the barn to check out my horse for possible colic. She put on a long plastic glove, lubed it up, and went shoulder deep into my horse's ass. It's an easy way to feel around inside the horse's gut.

My horse just stood there, eyes wide, but didn't do a thing.....


I'm guessing it was used to the "process". I doubt the per(v)p would have acted in a way that would have caused to the horse to horse shrug and think nothing of it. Unless of course you are telling me that horses routinely mount each other to relieve themselves when worked up by being in heat (dogs do this from time to time,,,first time I saw a male dog mount another male dog and start going at it I was laughing my arse off). Then perhaps "Trigger" let the man finish.
 
2012-10-04 05:30:43 PM
His nickname is Herr Blücher

Neeeeeeiiiiiiigh!
 
2012-10-04 05:33:32 PM

Mad Canadian: I'm just trying to figure out one thing:

I don't think he was alone, so that means he had some help.

How do you find a Horse Fluffer?


He had Tonta. Tonta the Indian.

/he just wanted a thank you Masked Man
 
2012-10-04 05:34:32 PM

cyberspacedout: TrollingForColumbine: martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.

TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.

Not necessarily gay. Perhaps he thought it reminded him of Sarah Jessica Parker.


ann coulter is a bigger asshle

/politics tab refugee
 
2012-10-04 05:37:42 PM
What? No head?

bullmarketfrogs.com
 
2012-10-04 05:38:11 PM

TrollingForColumbine: I see said the blinded man.


Wishes he could see what you did there: 

www.playbill.com
 
2012-10-04 05:42:36 PM
Not yet?
www.determinismsucks.net
 
2012-10-04 05:48:26 PM
t3.gstatic.com

Sigh...Oh Mr. Ed...I just can't quit you!
 
2012-10-04 05:49:12 PM

MBooda: Not yet?
[www.determinismsucks.net image 640x360]


"Let us never speak of this again"
 
2012-10-04 05:56:48 PM
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