Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.WhatTheFark
Because People in power are Stupid: We've found Brony's true identity.
martid4: Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.
martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.WhatTheFarkHey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.
stupiddream: Stay classy Tallahassee./It really happened one county over but who's counting.
redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.You're welcome.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: He just can't say neigh
Siberian Khatru: FTA: ...animal is a stud horse named Sunny.
catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?
Lundyn: That's a technical foal.
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