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(WTSP)   Man arrested for having sex with a horse. Again   (wtsp.com) divider line 159
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2012-10-04 01:09:58 PM
Mr Ed does kiss and tell. The show would still be running but the producers hate that whistle blower.

i45.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 01:17:51 PM
He just can't say neigh
 
2012-10-04 01:28:27 PM
"That animal is a stud horse named Sunny. "

Sounds to me like Mr. Reporter may be a fan of bareback riding as well.
 
2012-10-04 01:59:28 PM
Of course.
 
2012-10-04 02:01:40 PM
E. Kwinelover,esq.
 
2012-10-04 02:05:16 PM
FTFA: "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I think once one makes the decision to fark a horse one has escalated so far Charles Seeburg himself will disavow the method.

Unless we're talking group horse sex, but where do you put all the legs?
 
2012-10-04 02:14:04 PM
Even if consenting it's still not nayyyyyborly
 
2012-10-04 02:42:25 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 02:44:52 PM
Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark
 
2012-10-04 02:47:06 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Horses are frigid.
 
2012-10-04 02:59:19 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

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Fark


2.bp.blogspot.com

That wasn't lube.
 
2012-10-04 03:28:54 PM
I want centaurs to make a comeback to, my friend. Just stick to praying to Neptune like the rest of us.
 
2012-10-04 03:30:59 PM
We've found Brony's true identity.
 
2012-10-04 03:45:30 PM
But enough about Matthew Broderick
 
2012-10-04 03:47:17 PM
Whoa.
 
2012-10-04 03:49:21 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.
 
2012-10-04 03:49:29 PM
www.fatwallet.com
 
2012-10-04 03:49:46 PM
This has to be the worst cover of Gangnam Style
 
2012-10-04 03:50:20 PM
New Rule: If you get busted for having sex with a horse...and then a year and a half later, you decide, you know what, I'd like to have sex with a horse again......pick a different horse! Play the field, literally! I'm just saying, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Not to give you any ideas. - Bill Maher
 
2012-10-04 03:50:21 PM
That's a technical foal.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:32 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: We've found Brony's true identity.


As a Brony, I'm offended at that. I don't have sex with MALE horses; I'm not a weirdo after all.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:53 PM
I wonder if they ever heard of locking the barn door?

/again, staying out of this thread.
 
2012-10-04 03:51:05 PM
You've got to Hand it to Mister Lind...he sure was persistent.
 
2012-10-04 03:51:14 PM
"It comes two years after Linn was caught on tape and arrested for doing the same thing in the same barn with a different horse."

What are the chances of finding true love twice in the same barn?
 
2012-10-04 03:51:18 PM
The victim.

(obilg)

static.fameball.com
 
2012-10-04 03:52:06 PM
'Tis better to give than receive...amirite Mr. Hands?
 
2012-10-04 03:53:07 PM

martid4: Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.


FTA: ...animal is a stud horse named Sunny.
 
2012-10-04 03:53:18 PM
Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?
 
2012-10-04 03:53:20 PM

martid4: Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark

Hey, I didn't want to hurt her. Unless it was a male horse and that would have been teh ghey.


TFA said it was a stud horse. So yeah.
 
2012-10-04 03:53:42 PM
Stay classy Tallahassee.

/It really happened one county over but who's counting.
 
2012-10-04 03:54:27 PM

stupiddream: Stay classy Tallahassee.

/It really happened one county over but who's counting.


clop clop clop
 
2012-10-04 03:54:38 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-04 03:54:53 PM
I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.
 
2012-10-04 03:55:59 PM

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.


I see said the blinded man.
 
2012-10-04 03:56:46 PM
At least he switched mounts.
 
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2012-10-04 03:57:05 PM
i'm not a horse wilber, i'm a jackass!!!

i wish! you'd be a little tighter.
 
2012-10-04 03:57:48 PM

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.


I crown thee, Farks Horse farking Authority. Thank-You so much for that.
 
2012-10-04 03:58:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He just can't say neigh


He was really pommeling that horse.
 
2012-10-04 03:59:31 PM

Siberian Khatru: FTA: ...animal is a stud horse named Sunny.


Yeah, if the guy is getting nailed by the stallion he could wind up dead like Mr. Hands and his relatives sue the owner for having a dangerous animal.

Also possible he could be stealing valuable horse semen and selling it to mare owners.

Either way, put his ass back in jail
 
2012-10-04 04:00:18 PM

catchow: Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?


Um, I think the horse-farker is a bottom. redsquid tried to be delicate.
 
2012-10-04 04:02:01 PM
files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2012-10-04 04:03:47 PM
He was just horsing around. (Did Camilla send him a thank you card)?
 
2012-10-04 04:06:49 PM

Siberian Khatru: Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

What

The

Fark


The horse farted
 
2012-10-04 04:08:02 PM
I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFW
on the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okay
NSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than that
NSFW video okay NSFW
 
2012-10-04 04:12:56 PM
Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.
 
2012-10-04 04:15:17 PM
That's afookin' horse, fer sure....
 
2012-10-04 04:15:17 PM
Well, ya gotta get back up on that horse.
 
2012-10-04 04:15:52 PM
So he had lube for sex with a male horse? Bad enough having sex with a horse, but teh ghey buttsecks?

Yikes.
 
2012-10-04 04:17:02 PM

Lundyn: That's a technical foal.


The best kind of foal.
 
2012-10-04 04:17:31 PM
Well thats a horse of a different color
 
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