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(Starpulse)   Taylor Hanson's wife MMMPops out her fifth child   (starpulse.com) divider line 47
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2012-10-04 12:22:00 PM
Wait a minute he's straight! He's married with 5 KIDS!!!

When did this happen?
 
2012-10-04 12:25:31 PM
More than words, indeed!
 
2012-10-04 12:26:15 PM
Wilheminia? Did he marry a black chick?
 
2012-10-04 12:31:22 PM
Not that I really want to tip my hand about any encyclopaedic knowledge of the Hanson brothers I may have, but that picture is of the youngest one, Zac, not Taylor, the middle one.
 
2012-10-04 12:33:53 PM

exick: Not that I really want to tip my hand about any encyclopaedic knowledge of the Hanson brothers I may have, but that picture is of the youngest one, Zac, not Taylor, the middle one.


I'd make fun of you, but when I first clicked this thread I wondered "is that the younger one? Naw wait, Zac is" then I felt bad about myself.


/I remember reading about Hanson in one of those scholastic "newspapers" they'd give out in elementary schools. This was pre-Mmmbop. CSB.
 
2012-10-04 12:44:03 PM
This better not get greened. It's the same joke I used for my headline yesterday.
 
2012-10-04 01:33:31 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: This better not get greened. It's the same joke I used for my headline yesterday.


too late dude
 
2012-10-04 01:45:22 PM
Fark you, modmins. Fark you and your stupid capricious modmin whims. You suck wet farts out of dead donkey assholes and then felch them into your mother's mouths.
 
2012-10-04 02:06:34 PM
Classy, way to steal a headline.
 
2012-10-04 02:23:24 PM
I am kidding, BTW. I don't really care that I didn't get a Taylor Hanson headline greened. I don't want to be THAT guy.
 
2012-10-04 03:21:50 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I am kidding, BTW. I don't really care that I didn't get a Taylor Hanson headline greened. I don't want to be THAT guy.


That ship has sailed.
 
2012-10-04 03:24:43 PM
Damn, he isn't even 30 yet!

Is he mormon?
 
2012-10-04 03:29:41 PM
Yay yeah!

I would +1 subby for the chuckle

Good clean fun, like the Hanson boys
 
2012-10-04 03:40:24 PM
Wait, how did two women produce a child....?
 
2012-10-04 03:41:19 PM
Did the kid make this sound when it popped out?

Wilhelm scream
 
2012-10-04 03:45:29 PM
He changed his name to Jim Bob.
 
2012-10-04 03:48:43 PM
Hanson boys known to let the babies mmm drop.
 
2012-10-04 03:48:45 PM
That's not Taylor Hanson. That's Zach Hanson. Taylor is the one barely visible on the right.

And yes, I'm currently dying of embarrassment for knowing that.
 
2012-10-04 04:05:45 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait, how did two women produce a child....?


Giggity.
 
2012-10-04 04:09:47 PM
Well if it was the fifth naturally it would be more mmmflop than mmmpop
 
2012-10-04 04:15:56 PM
Wait, he's a guy?!?!?! But I've got all these magazines!!!
 
2012-10-04 04:21:49 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Well if it was the fifth naturally it would be more mmmflop than mmmpop


No, I think there's exercises that she can do to tighten up her [insert reference to alternative Hanson chart topper here]
 
2012-10-04 04:30:54 PM

shortymac: Wait a minute he's straight! He's married with 5 KIDS!!!

When did this happen?


Was wondering the same thing...
She's cute, though...
testejeh.zip.net
 
2012-10-04 04:35:58 PM
Who was the sperm donor?
 
2012-10-04 04:44:51 PM

sotua: That's not Taylor Hanson. That's Zach Hanson. Taylor is the one barely visible on the right.

And yes, I'm currently dying of embarrassment for knowing that.


Thanks for not making me be that guy. But seriously, they were once plastered all over media... I don't feel THAT bad for recognizing a face.
 
2012-10-04 04:45:11 PM
Hatersgonnahate.jpg
 
2012-10-04 04:49:52 PM
Wait wait wait!

People still care about Hanson? When did this happen?
 
2012-10-04 04:56:36 PM

djZorbof: Damn, he isn't even 30 yet! Is he mormon?


I might be wrong, but I think they're from one of the Duggar-esque Quiverfull sects of Christianity.
 
2012-10-04 05:19:49 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: djZorbof: Damn, he isn't even 30 yet! Is he mormon?

I might be wrong, but I think they're from one of the Duggar-esque Quiverfull sects of Christianity.


I'm only in favour of more white people if they have freckles.
 
2012-10-04 05:27:43 PM
They have so many kids because they're too dumb to play with themselves.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 05:50:27 PM

DSF6969: People still care about Hanson? When did this happen?


They've actually made a pretty great career for themselves. They split with their label over arguments about not staying commercial enough, formed their own label that they independently release albums through, still draw well on tour, and generally do their own thing on their own terms.

I used to make fun of them, too, but these days I have nothing but respect for them, even if I don't necessarily care for their music. Those dudes are talented and refused to bow to label pressure. Props to them.

/Also, Tinted Windows, the power pop band one of them had with members of Cheap Trick, Smashing Pumpkins and Fountains of Wayne, was pretty darn good
 
2012-10-04 06:50:40 PM
So the Hansons are gathering their ranks for the next wave of pop boy bands. Well plaid Taylor. Well plaid indeed.
 
2012-10-04 07:37:58 PM

TexanBoy: Well plaid Taylor. Well plaid indeed.



LOL texan
 
2012-10-04 08:25:50 PM

TexanBoy: Well plaid Taylor. Well plaid indeed.


cache.jalopnik.com
 
2012-10-04 10:23:09 PM
Five kids in 10 years?

Geeze, he's getting laid more than I am
 
2012-10-04 11:00:31 PM
So I met that guy once, and I told him he was my first real love and it was a thrill to meet him.
 
He gave me a really weird look and snottily asked me if I said that to everyone I met.

It was very much a moment of "Whoa dude. Being famous since you were 13 has made you really, really unable to detect self-deprecating humor."

 
 
2012-10-04 11:01:11 PM
It also kind of killed the fantasy. YOU SUCK IN REAL LIFE TAYLOR HANSON.
 
2012-10-05 01:15:59 AM

marius2: Wilheminia? Did he marry a black chick?


you know she's going to use the middle name, Jane
 
2012-10-05 01:43:34 AM
Yes. I am also sad that I knew that picture in the article was not Taylor.

/Mmmbop
 
2012-10-05 02:05:55 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Fark you, modmins. Fark you and your stupid capricious modmin whims. You suck wet farts out of dead donkey assholes and then felch them into your mother's mouths.


This is why I do not even bother to submit links anymore, Its been my experience in the last 2 years that some farkstick asshat is just gonna steal the link and get themselves another approved link..
 
2012-10-05 04:10:24 AM

DSF6969: Wait wait wait!

People still care about Hanson? When did this happen?


People actually even still listen to MMMBop, sadly enough. I was subjected to it a while back because the guy I was riding with liked it for nostalgia reasons related to his elementary school crush on littlest Hanson. I didn't know that anybody even admitted to liking that song anymore.
 
2012-10-05 07:25:29 AM
hey fella, you know you can pee through that thing too, right?
 
2012-10-05 07:30:13 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: This better not get greened. It's the same joke I used for my headline yesterday.


Stealing submissions that don't get greened is the TF way.
 
2012-10-05 10:25:32 AM

gothelder: This is why I do not even bother to submit links anymore, Its been my experience in the last 2 years that some farkstick asshat is just gonna steal the link and get themselves another approved link..


If the goal is to share something with the rest of the Fark community and make Fark a more entertaining place to be, why do you care who gets credit for it?

Hell, it's not like your name is attached to submissions, anyway. So your little numbers ticks up by one. Who cares?
 
2012-10-05 11:19:58 AM

shoegaze99: it's not like your name is attached to submissions, anyway. So your little numbers ticks up by one. Who cares?


This guy

AdolfOliverPanties: Fark you, modmins. Fark you and your stupid capricious modmin whims. You suck wet farts out of dead donkey assholes and then felch them into your mother's mouths

 
2012-10-05 11:37:17 AM

the801: Hanson boys known to let the babies mmm drop.


Would LOL again.
 
2012-10-05 01:35:29 PM

abhorrent1: This guy

AdolfOliverPanties: Fark you, modmins. Fark you and your stupid capricious modmin whims. You suck wet farts out of dead donkey assholes and then felch them into your mother's mouths


He was joking:

AdolfOliverPanties: I am kidding, BTW. I don't really care that I didn't get a Taylor Hanson headline greened. I don't want to be THAT guy.


This was only two posts below the one you quoted. Kind of hard to miss.
 
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