Diogenes: unlikely: Having been caught at it like eight times now, they finally admit it.At least they keep the skies safe. Just look at all the terrorists they've stopped.unlikely, I want to buy your rock.
Pud: Who would ever have thought that taking people from the lowest rung in the ladder of life, giving them complete power over other people while removing any accountability would have lead to something like this?
LarryDan43: Pud: Who would ever have thought that taking people from the lowest rung in the ladder of life, giving them complete power over other people while removing any accountability would have lead to something like this?But enough about Congress.
adeist69: Don't worry TSA agents, when the Zombie Apocalypse™ comes and you're bitten I'll be blowing your heads off for potentially becoming a zombie, not in retaliation.*snert*
MythDragon: Are we still talking about TSA, or have we moved on to what happens if you give a PFC a badge and a gun?[various stories about how MythDragon told Johnny Law what was what]
unlikely: Having been caught at it like eight times now, they finally admit it.At least they keep the skies safe. Just look at all the terrorists they've stopped.
JohnCarter: But but but ....they have blue shirts....WITH real epaulets...and a shiny gold badge. We MUST show them respect.Did I mention they have epaulets? If that doesn't scream authority and competence, then nothing does
MythDragon: Pud: Who would ever have thought that taking people from the lowest rung in the ladder of life, giving them complete power over other people while removing any accountability would have lead to something like this?[www.usag.livorno.army.mil image 600x420]Are we still talking about TSA, or have we moved on to what happens if you give a PFC a badge and a gun?MP: SGT, are you aware you were speeding?Me: Really? I was doing 2 miles over the speed limit. In a 45 mph zone. So?MP: Please step out of the car.CSB 2:Eglin AFB. I was driving from Niceville to Fort Walton. Decided to cut across the base instead of going around. (National Guard at the time). I was probably doing 43 in a 35 zone in the city. I came up on a military owned van full of MPs. They started following me. I figured they were probably in a hurry too. Slowed down to speed limit as I approached the base property. The second my wheels passed the guard gate, the light come on.MP: You know you where speeding?Me: Yeah, I know.MP: You where doing 5 overMe: Actualy it was 8. So what?MP: You know how I know you were speeding? (smugly) I followed you and paced your carMe: Yes. I know. I saw you. Again, so what?MP: You're not allowed to speed in the city.Me: I know. Are you gonna get to the point any time soon?MP: We have joint jurisdiction with the city. We can pull over any military, anywhere.Me: Oh, I'm sure.MP: You know how I knew you were military? (smugly) You had an out of state license plate, short hair, and you drove on the baseMe: That is truely some outstanding reasoning skills you've got there. They're going to promote you to detective soon, right?MP: You might have this fast little Mustang, but it won't be going anywhere when you lose your base driving privileges.Me: Over 1 traffic violation out in the city? Seems harsh, but whatever. You gonna give me an 'off base ticket' or whatever so I go about my way?MP: I tell you what. I'm gonna let you go. Normaly I would give you a tic ...
OnlyM3: cant wait till my doctor is run by the same terrorists that run TSA
Tax Boy: OnlyM3: cant wait till my doctor is run by the same terrorists that run TSAAt least the TSA just makes you walk through a detector.Not only did my doctor make me take off my pants, he also suck his finger up my butt to check my prostate.Now why my eye doctor did all this, wasn't exactly clear.
vudukungfu: No. You let it happen.You don't deal with it at all.You just let them take your first and fourth amendment rights because you cannot stand up and say no.My family is all over the planet.They know why I don't fly.It's a matter of principle.Pussys don't have principles.
special20: offacue: That's the second time today I read drawer spelled as draw. Is this a thing?It's a Jersey New England thing.
ExtremeHobo: I was stopped the first time I tried to take a roll of Vegas money though in my pocket.
CygnusDarius: For a moment, I read PFC but my brain interpreted it as PMC.
semiotix: That's an incredibly high degree of difficulty. They won't even let you try it in tournaments, just exhibition events. No offense, guy, but you're not there yet.
vento: zarberg: Carousel Beast: Spanky_McFarksalot: Thankss Obama for your HUGE government expansion that is the TSA...this would never happen if small governement boot strappy republicans were in charge!/what? If Rmoney can lie so can IYep. It's absolutely Bush's fault that 4 years later nothing has been done about the TSA.So you're saying the Republican house would have welcomed an Obama administration proposal to abolish the TSA with open arms?The Republicans voted against Obamacare and it still got passed. Have a point?
Spanky_McFarksalot: Thankss Obama for your HUGE government expansion that is the TSA...this would never happen if small governement boot strappy republicans were in charge!/what? If Rmoney can lie so can I
TacoBeelzebub: /It would be easier to blow up people in the security line now than to try to blow them up on the plane
metallion: I'm sort of glad that my wife hates the thought of flying, so at least for now, I'm not going to have to deal with any of those lying theiving pricks.......yet....Never know when they'll be at rest areas, and stops along the interstate..
zarberg: I have a relative who worked for the TSA a while ago, claims that this kinda thing happened a lot more often than you'd think. I think his anecdote went something like, "I knew a dude who would quickly pull bills out of wallets unattended for even a few seconds in those little trays, and then quietly brag about how many $20's he got at the end of his shift."/CSB
what_now: Last Sunday I was flying through SFO, and there was a medium sized security line, about 20 minutes in total, and a guy opted out. The TSA brat sighed and snapped out "Male assist" and the man went to the side. The next guy said "so..if you opt out, you just get an extra pat down?" and she responded "Yeah, but you might have to wait a really long time." with a disgusted look on her face.Bemused, because I never, ever go through the naked cancer machine, I waited till it was my turn and opted out, and she sighed and made a big deal of calling out "Female assist" and gave me a dirty look.I asked her if she knew how dangerous the machines were, and she started to respond and I cut her off and said "No one does".The lady who gave me my free molestation was perfectly pleasant and professional, as always. They put the real idiots at the front.
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