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(The Onion)   Biden implored Obama to "rub one out" before the debate, didn't want Obama to have "pu**y on the mind out there"   (theonion.com) divider line 65
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2012-10-04 04:21:59 PM

Gyrfalcon: colon_pow: i'm rubbing one out right now, so i'm really getting a kick...

There are things mankind was not meant to know.

These are two.


i'm finished, in case you're wondering.

tmi again?
 
2012-10-04 04:27:43 PM
Did anybody else have the weird feeling that Obama had had performance issues earlier in the afternoon and that this had knocked him off his game?
 
2012-10-04 05:09:28 PM
If Mitt somehow wins, I want a petition to allow Joe Biden to remain Vice President. I can only imagine it would be even better.
 
2012-10-04 05:30:54 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: The Onion's version of Joe Biden may be their best running gag ever.


Man, I laughed so hard at the headline. Feels good after a long day. The onion's Biden works so well because he totally looks to be that guy, but isn't.
 
2012-10-04 05:58:25 PM
The VP debate isn't too far from LEX... Wish I were more adventurous and willing to go down and out up a big "biatchIN' TRANS AM PARKING ONLY" sign in the parking lot...
 
2012-10-04 06:39:57 PM

Ashyukun: The VP debate isn't too far from LEX... Wish I were more adventurous and willing to go down and out up a big "biatchIN' TRANS AM PARKING ONLY" sign in the parking lot...


I suggest we go one step further and take up a collection. If Biden does well in the debates and Obama gets re-elected we chip in and buy him a cherry Trans-Am.
 
2012-10-04 06:59:32 PM
"Reliable."

pictures.playboy.com
 
2012-10-04 07:11:24 PM

colon_pow: Gyrfalcon: colon_pow: i'm rubbing one out right now, so i'm really getting a kick...

There are things mankind was not meant to know.

These are two.

i'm finished, in case you're wondering.

tmi again?


YES.
 
2012-10-04 08:06:38 PM
www.jimpoz.com 

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2012-10-04 08:08:30 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: The Onion's version of Joe Biden may be their best running gag ever.


I love the Onion's Biden almost as much as I love the read Biden.

/Someone asked him about the Onion's car-washing article. He pointed out that he doesn't own a Camero.
//He owns a Corvette
//a '68
 
2012-10-04 08:49:03 PM

MrEricSir: keylock71: Rev. Skarekroe: The Onion's version of Joe Biden may be their best running gag ever.

It's great... Reminds me of:

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I wish they'd do more Jim Anchower. He was always my favorite of their "why are you writing this?" newspaper columnists.


Mine too...he was so joyfully clueless.

Jean Teasdale, OTOH was just...sad. Very, very sad.
Think I went to school with about 3 of her.
 
2012-10-04 09:51:54 PM

biyaaatci: I can't decide what Biden's greatest accomplishment as VP has been: Trans-Am washing, ponytail at the inauguration, lifetime ban from Dave and Busters, cooling his heels in Mexico, earning his purple belt, private mountain chateau tax code discussion with the nation's ladies, hitchhiking to the '12 DNC, replacing his secret service detail with 3 sexy ladies. This guy has done it all with class and grace.


Biden seems to me the kind of guy who pays the tab and is always telling jokes. While he has a few stances I absolutely abhor (digital privacy stuff), you just know this guy can party. And I mean part-ay.

He has what no modern Republican does - a personality.

/it's a big farkin' deal
 
2012-10-04 10:30:09 PM
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2012-10-05 07:56:54 AM
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2012-10-05 08:08:08 AM
I love the Onion articles... But, honestly, sometimes when I see Biden being quoted in the news, I think the "straight" news story just HAS to be an Onion spoof. I mean, on Tuesday it was "This is deadly earnest. How they can justify -- how they can justify raising taxes on the middle class that's been buried the last four years?" And he follows that up with the mind-bending "How in the lord's name can they justify raising their taxes with these tax cuts?"

And then on Thursday, Biden claimed Republicans say "'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do ..." he commented.

So, check for the union label -- and the Onion tag.
 
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