FirstNationalBastard: What, it's not like he'd had it sitting on his cock or anything.
Sybarite: Is there any cruller crime?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sybarite: Is there any cruller crime?dough!
YoTengoId: let me guess.someone stole your sweetroll.
Crazy Joe Davola: "I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home... Under "D", for doughnut.'"
MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: What, it's not like he'd had it sitting on his cock or anything.Well, there could have been a hole in his pocket/and you never know what might have been on that tissue
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