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(Twitter)   Have a look at Farker Neal Boortz's feed while Obama was imploding last night   (twitter.com) divider line 43
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2012-10-04 02:44:50 PM  
13 votes:
i1078.photobucket.com
2012-10-04 10:14:32 AM  
6 votes:
i194.photobucket.com

Oh haha, I get it. Obama is just like Mike Tyson. You see they are both black.
2012-10-04 01:11:02 PM  
5 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Neal Boortz is a Farker? What's his handle?


Drew.
2012-10-04 02:15:46 PM  
3 votes:
Subby, you should know by now that "f*cker" filters to "farker".
2012-10-04 01:29:44 PM  
3 votes:
www.rubbercat.net
"We need more "Boortz" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Boortz" license plates."
2012-10-04 01:00:22 PM  
3 votes:
Damn, all I use Twitter for is harassing Bobby Jindal. Then again, I'm trying to get him to block me. There's a bottle of Dom Perignon on the line.
2012-10-04 11:51:37 AM  
3 votes:
I can't believe I just compared Romney's performance to LOTR.

...

That's it. I quit the Internet.

*shoots self*
2012-10-04 10:55:52 AM  
3 votes:
I was saying Boortz.
t1.gstatic.com
2012-10-04 10:28:49 AM  
3 votes:
i194.photobucket.com

The Obama Media:

i194.photobucket.com

i194.photobucket.com
2012-10-04 02:06:51 PM  
2 votes:

IrateShadow: Isn't Boortz a libertarian and totally not a republican at all?


There are two kinds of libertarians. Libertarians and Republicans with Groucho glasses.
2012-10-04 01:28:09 PM  
2 votes:
dpsshow.com
2012-10-04 01:22:33 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, Neal, stop submitting all those American Thinker articles.
2012-10-04 01:02:13 PM  
2 votes:
Farker Neal Boortz
2012-10-04 12:31:32 PM  
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Neal Boortz is a Farker? What's his handle?


Gato Negro
2012-10-04 11:28:13 AM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Neal Boortz is a Farker? What's his handle?

Yeah... which troll is he?


DIA and SkinnyHead
2012-10-04 10:22:59 AM  
2 votes:

Generation_D: More like, the game is already something like 35-0 and now its 35-7.

But there's still time! And the media loves sports cliches.


But Nate Silver is only giving Obama a 96.9% chance on the now cast. It was 97.3% yesterday. Clearly the Obama campaign is doomed. Doomed I tell you.
2012-10-04 05:43:32 PM  
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-04 03:16:38 PM  
1 votes:
The scary thing is that the asshole gets to be president for another 4 months, and there's a lot of lame duck
damage he can do to the country. There will be no victory for America until Obama is behind bars.
2012-10-04 03:08:32 PM  
1 votes:

Bonkthat_Again: If Neal is here (or someone in agreement with him), PLEASE cite an example where supply-side economics works. Tell us when things "trickled down".
It's probably the biggest ruse in history, purported by the mega-wealthy.



www.dirtybutton.com
2012-10-04 02:46:01 PM  
1 votes:

PanicMan: The worst kind of science.


There's nothing wrong with the Laffer curve, the problem is that Republicans refuse to believe that Y can ever be on the other side of X.
2012-10-04 02:40:27 PM  
1 votes:

WizardofToast: IrateShadow: Isn't Boortz a libertarian and totally not a republican at all?

There are two kinds of libertarians. Libertarians and Republicans with Groucho glasses.


Now, see, based on their hit single "Doowutchyalike", I always had Humpty Hump of Digital Underground down as a libertarian.

t0.gstatic.com
2012-10-04 02:35:01 PM  
1 votes:

Hyjamon: WizardofToast: IrateShadow: Isn't Boortz a libertarian and totally not a republican at all?

There are two kinds of libertarians. Libertarians and Republicans with Groucho glasses.

I listen to his show everyday and it is hard to categorize him at the moment. He is a libertarian on social issues...he is okay with doing away with the drug war, he thinks prostitution should be legalized, doesn't really care about gays getting married, and he doesn't like religious craziness but he seems republican with his fiscal opinions, that and he really hates Obama. He plans on retiring on Jan 19th or 20th, so I imagine we will get more crazy from him as he no longer cares about staying on the air. His motto this year is "Talking Dangerously".

Interestingly I have been listening to Neal Boortz, Rush, Hannity and Erik Erickson everyday for over a year, and I am still leaning toward Obama. I am trying give them a chance to convince me that Romney is better and that's where they fall short. All they talk about is how terrible Obama is, but they can't tell me why Romney would be better beyond "He is not Obama."

If Romney wants to win over the independents, he needs to start getting some facts, details and specifics on his plans.


Serious question, but why do you listen to talk radio? Are you locked in solitary in some prison and they only allow AM radios or something?
2012-10-04 02:05:12 PM  
1 votes:
Did he submit this link himself?

Tosser.

i428.photobucket.com
2012-10-04 01:55:39 PM  
1 votes:
I hate to break it to you libs, but the fact checks are in and it's not looking good for the Fartbamessiah

In acknowledging his wedding anniversary, Obama said that "20 years ago I became the luckiest man on Earth because Michelle Obama agreed to marry me." An astute tweeter noted that 20 years ago, the first lady's last name was Robinson.

Pants on fire!
2012-10-04 01:48:43 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Wheaton got it right. Boortz, not so much.
2012-10-04 01:35:15 PM  
1 votes:

blahpers: blahpers: Skyrmion: "Obama REFUSES to recognize that cutting tax rates usually leads to increased tax revenues. Why won't Romney hit this point? "

Because you're the only person left who is dumb enough to believe this 1980s talking-point?

No joke. By that logic, we be ridiculously wealthy right now compared to the 60s.

Me fail English? That're unpossible.


For a blah pers, you are extremely well-spoken.
2012-10-04 01:31:04 PM  
1 votes:
WTF is a Boortz?

UrbanDictionary:
n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shiathead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"

Oh.
2012-10-04 01:16:18 PM  
1 votes:

mr lawson: blahpers: Skyrmion: "Obama REFUSES to recognize that cutting tax rates usually leads to increased tax revenues. Why won't Romney hit this point? "

Because you're the only person left who is dumb enough to believe this 1980s talking-point?

No joke. By that logic, we be ridiculously wealthy right now compared to the 60s.

Wrong...it most certainly does "work".

This time, however, the increase in revenue is not flowing to the U.S. coffers. It is flowing to China's coffers because that is where the jobs are being created.


Dare I ask how you know?
2012-10-04 01:16:12 PM  
1 votes:
What's a Neal Boortz?
2012-10-04 01:13:00 PM  
1 votes:
The liberal media is trying to make Romney look like the winner.
Wake up sheeple!
2012-10-04 01:09:25 PM  
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Neal Boortz is a Farker? What's his handle?


I'm guessing winterwhile.
2012-10-04 01:07:14 PM  
1 votes:
I don;t care about what Boortz has to say when he's had time to prepare. I'm not going to read his stream of consciousness idiocy.

If I want to read what a wingnut has to say on Twitter, I'll follow John Hawkins attempts to get pity hand sex from Ann Coulter.
2012-10-04 01:05:37 PM  
1 votes:

sammyk: Generation_D: More like, the game is already something like 35-0 and now its 35-7.

But there's still time! And the media loves sports cliches.

But Nate Silver is only giving Obama a 96.9% chance on the now cast. It was 97.3% yesterday. Clearly the Obama campaign is doomed. Doomed I tell you.


fc00.deviantart.net
2012-10-04 01:04:29 PM  
1 votes:
Obama imploded, subby?

So, Romney didn't actually win - Obama just didn't do well.

Thanks for doing our spin for us.
2012-10-04 01:03:29 PM  
1 votes:

gittlebass: the best part is that last week it was "you can't trust the polls, MSM liberal kool aid drinking media" today its "Look at the polls, Obama lost!!!"

trust the media when they agree with you, thats the GOP way!


Well according to Unskewed Polls, it's Fox News and Rasmussen that's actually giving Obama the blowjobs.

growlersoftware.com
2012-10-04 12:57:19 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Bonkthat_Again:

If Neal is here (or someone in agreement with him), PLEASE cite an example where supply-side economics works. Tell us when things "trickled down".


Oh something trickled down alright. Not the money, of course, but something.


Gold, of course. Wonderful, beautiful showers of gold.
2012-10-04 12:56:35 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously, a grown-ass man used the word "ObaMedia" in his political twitter feed in earnest.
2012-10-04 11:28:37 AM  
1 votes:
When will FARK greenlight my Twitter feed?
2012-10-04 11:05:21 AM  
1 votes:
This is like being down 21 points and scoring a touchdown, and claiming you won the game. Hilarious overreaction by the GOP here.
2012-10-04 10:39:03 AM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure I have Boortz on ignore... ::shrug::
2012-10-04 10:07:55 AM  
1 votes:
Talk about spiking the football. Romney wins a debate and all the sudden it's "Obama was destroyed!" "Obama imploded!"

Wait for the standings at the end of the season, not just the first game.
2012-10-04 10:01:30 AM  
1 votes:
How about I don't.
2012-10-04 09:51:55 AM  
1 votes:
Neal Boortz is a Farker? What's his handle?
 
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