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Obviously you've never seen a woman cry. They look farking disgusting when they do it.

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Obviously you've never seen a woman cry. They look farking disgusting when they do it.

Speak for yourself.

Depends on the depth of activity. Sometimes it's extraordarily hot, especially during a lapdance.

omeganuepsilon: HellRaisingHoosier: okaykleek: [shc2.tunefiles.com image 296x296]


Obviously you've never seen a woman cry. They look farking disgusting when they do it.

Speak for yourself.

Depends on the depth of activity. Sometimes it's extraordarily hot, especially during a lapdance.

Do you find it a thrill when she grinds you against her will?

xynix: I dated a 42 year old flight attendant that had a body like that.. Simply amazing. She had been married for 22 years and she let out all her pent up aggression on me. Was great for the first two months but then she was just plain ole crazay. Swapped her out for a newer model.. the 23 year old I'm dating now.

I have bad news for you, friend. There is nothing on Earth more insane than a woman in her early 20's. You'll learn soon enough.

She has a Debbie Harry/Blondie thing going there.

I would gladly meet a nice young 40-year-old.

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/she was still hotter in The Mask

yeah, they had a pound of vaseline on the camera lens too.

She looks nothing like that. From WWTDD, who apparently has a serious hate-on for her.

Esquire UK says, "Everyone's got a soft spot for Cameron Diaz." I certainly know I do. It's my dick. Because despite what their November cover and pictures from Terry Richardson (master of having a girl stand in front of a blank wall) try to trick you into believing, she - actually - looks - like - this. Like something that appears in a mirror after saying a spell 3 times.

I go with The Mask version.

Needs hair gel.

xynix: sedric: pics or i call you a fibber!

Simply click on that thing that says Xynix above this here message box thingy.

Just looked over your profile.... you come across like a douchbag. I would consider making that private.... or maybe you can have one of your "people" do that for you.

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Obviously you've never seen a woman cry. They look farking disgusting when they do it.

Not when they're weeping with fulfillment

Icetech3: Nothing can help that face though.... BTW.. no matter how "HOT" a 40 year old looks.. there is a 17 year old that would make you gladly kill that 40 year old...

And when the 17 year old opens her mouth, you'll regret it.

/personality first, looks second
//my love life sucks hard, and even I know this
///so this is how you do slashies...

I have 8 months until I'm 40 to get into that kind of shape. Not gonna happen, and I think I look pretty good for my age.

/Please say she's Photoshopped to death.

The first time I saw her, I found her incredibly hot. Then I saw Being John Malkovich, and realized if even the mere potential to be that hideous exists in someone, it is a turnoff. Then I watched Bad Teacher and realized that even though there was that ugly chick hiding inside her, if she were my teacher, I would gladly get detention for tongue punching her ... never mind. You get it. She cleans up nice - no denying it.

/ Not even in my top 5 "over 40" club though. At least not until Phoebe Cates and Mary Louise Parker ease into their 50s. What the hell are they putting in Hollywood water these days ?

Theonceovertwice: I have 8 months until I'm 40 to get into that kind of shape. Not gonna happen, and I think I look pretty good for my age.

/Please say she's Photoshopped to death.

She probably is. But, since we're on the subject, may I propose that terms like "butterface" A) require possession of a license or certification to use, B) be limited in use to no more than 10 times a year and C) require a non-partisan panel of individuals to thoroughly judge each use?

Because those words get tossed about WAY too much.

She's kind of got an early Courtney Love thing going on in this shot, before the drugs and the madness and the drugs:

Alphax: 40 is the new 20? Eh, I'm 41, and while I have tended to look young for my age, the aches and pains are starting to add up sharply this year.

40 is only the new 20 if you're the farking Highlander.

I'll watch her in that Charlie's Angels remake for a little of this:



A little of that:



But especially this:

Anyone see "Bad Teacher" yup, she can sit on my face, I about nutted when she said that, and my woman was sitting beside me in the theater /awkward

I prefer her earlier S&M work..

Aww she's trying to stay relevant. How cute.

/yawn

Wait, is she tucking back a scrotum?

My Third Testicle: Wait, is she tucking back a scrotum?

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She can tuck back my scrotum......but really she fully qualifies for a MEH.....

Night Night Cream Puff: omeganuepsilon: HellRaisingHoosier: okaykleek: [shc2.tunefiles.com image 296x296]


Obviously you've never seen a woman cry. They look farking disgusting when they do it.

Speak for yourself.

Depends on the depth of activity. Sometimes it's extraordarily hot, especially during a lapdance.

Do you find it a thrill when she grinds you against her will?

Not really, I never actually heard the song till today after I posted.(figured i should find out what the pop culture reference actually is).

Much dissappoint. Could be a stand-in for an ICP song.

theurge14: I'll watch her in that Charlie's Angels remake for a little of this:

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A little of that:

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But especially this:

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She has NO ass there. She's shaking a back with a crack.

/that ass comparison with J-Lo at the Oscars was like comparing a squirt gun to a .44 Magnum. Puts the ass in embarrassing.

peterthx: /that ass comparison with J-Lo

Apples to ora..

Apples to Beef Broth.

If you like chicks with that jutt assed bad posture, thyroid issues, and whatever else causes disproportionately large asses, that's your thing. Don't act as if everyone who likes them tight and small like a 12 year old boy's ass is wrong.



/but at least I found a way to be superior to both...

Oh, and

omeganuepsilon: Apples to ora..

Apples to Beef Broth.

If you like chicks with that jutt assed bad posture, thyroid issues, and whatever else causes disproportionately large asses, that's your thing. Don't act as if everyone who likes them tight and small like a 12 year old boy's ass is wrong.

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/but at least I found a way to be superior to both...

I didn't say I liked something of a J-Lo magnitude.

I'd say more of a Minka Kelly is near perfection:



/you think bad posture and thyroid issues cause big asses? Seriously?

Contrabulous Flabtraption: xynix: I dated a 42 year old flight attendant that had a body like that.. Simply amazing. She had been married for 22 years and she let out all her pent up aggression on me. Was great for the first two months but then she was just plain ole crazay. Swapped her out for a newer model.. the 23 year old I'm dating now.

/love life

DUDE! You only have 26 MINUTES to get to the gym!

win.

GavinTheAlmighty: I know it's been a long time since The Mask, but I really don't think she's aging well, not compared to someone like Mary Louise Parker.

I know the "aging like fine wine" bit is a cliche, but if the shoe fits. That woman just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

xynix: I dated a 42 year old flight attendant that had a body like that.. Simply amazing. She had been married for 22 years and she let out all her pent up aggression on me. Was great for the first two months but then she was just plain ole crazay. Swapped her out for a newer model.. the 23 year old I'm dating now.

/love life

xynix: I dated a 42 year old flight attendant that had a body like that.. Simply amazing. She had been married for 22 years and she let out all her pent up aggression on me. Was great for the first two months but then she was just plain ole crazay. Swapped her out for a newer model.. the 23 year old I'm dating now.

/love life

*cough cough* you sound creepy *cough cough*

peterthx: theurge14: I'll watch her in that Charlie's Angels remake for a little of this:

[i.imgur.com image 385x476]

A little of that:

[i.imgur.com image 480x360]

But especially this:

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She has NO ass there. She's shaking a back with a crack.

/that ass comparison with J-Lo at the Oscars was like comparing a squirt gun to a .44 Magnum. Puts the ass in embarrassing.

It's the difference between being fat and being skinny.

theurge14: It's the difference between being fat and being skinny.

If you think J-Lo is fat you need to get out of the basement and find a female that doesn't end in .jpg

peterthx: theurge14: It's the difference between being fat and being skinny.

If you think J-Lo is fat you need to get out of the basement and find a female that doesn't end in .jpg

She has a fat ass.

theurge14: peterthx: theurge14: It's the difference between being fat and being skinny.

If you think J-Lo is fat you need to get out of the basement and find a female that doesn't end in .jpg

She has a fat ass.