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(Columbus Dispatch)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Prosecutor wants rival to drop panties"   ( ) divider line
    More: Silly, Mike DeWine, Ohio Supreme Court, Browne, overly broad, file formats, fashion faux pas, prosecutors  
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8048 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2012 at 12:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-04 11:09:50 AM  
I will not wait until lunchtime!
2012-10-04 12:08:03 PM  
2012-10-04 12:10:09 PM
2012-10-04 12:10:18 PM  
.... oh, it's Ohio.

Ohio may not deserve its own tag, but Ohio politics do.
2012-10-04 12:10:45 PM  
Something is wrong here, it doesn't pass the sniff test.
2012-10-04 12:12:58 PM  
I'm not saying she sped in and out of the courtroom but she left skidmarks in the judge's chamber.
2012-10-04 12:17:31 PM  
I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.
2012-10-04 12:18:02 PM

2012-10-04 12:18:31 PM  
She's kinda cute. I accept her sundry underclothes.
2012-10-04 12:19:09 PM  
1) I'd participate in oral argument about her briefs.

2) Her opponent seems like a scumbag.
2012-10-04 12:19:23 PM  
well, it's about time to pierce the veil.
2012-10-04 12:20:18 PM  
Clit of habeas corpus?
2012-10-04 12:20:27 PM  
I have a nose for the facts and need more information than this story told me.
2012-10-04 12:23:43 PM  
I will not buy this objection, it is scratched.
2012-10-04 12:25:43 PM  
Far away Monet? 

/Was she in Carnivale?
//Still hitable.
///Needs ChapStik
2012-10-04 12:26:17 PM  
Gunna Felterup? OK, whatever.
2012-10-04 12:26:34 PM  
I see London, I see France. I see this hittable prosecutor's legal briefs?
2012-10-04 12:27:59 PM  

the_sidewinder: I will not wait until lunchtime!

Over in one. 

/I am no longer infected.
2012-10-04 12:28:10 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Far away Monet?

Apparently meth makes you leave your underwear laying around the office?
2012-10-04 12:40:36 PM  
Whar pictures of hot lawyers? WHAR?

/at work, so can't post any
2012-10-04 12:44:35 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Far away Monet?

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/Was she in Carnivale?
//Still hitable.
///Needs ChapStik

Maybe they are friction burns.
2012-10-04 12:45:38 PM  

cig-mkr: Maybe they are friction burns the Herp.

2012-10-04 12:47:11 PM
2012-10-04 12:47:19 PM  
2012-10-04 01:01:33 PM  
This one is starting to remove her panties
2012-10-04 01:03:25 PM  
2012-10-04 01:05:40 PM  
2012-10-04 01:06:45 PM  
2012-10-04 01:08:20 PM  
2012-10-04 01:09:16 PM  
2012-10-04 01:11:21 PM  

/was hoping to have more to post inline
//topic is "panty removal", so no surprise
2012-10-04 01:13:00 PM  
2012-10-04 01:13:51 PM  
2012-10-04 01:15:48 PM  
2012-10-04 01:29:21 PM  
Knew I had to have 1 SFW
2012-10-04 01:29:52 PM  
any trail snacks?

soup stock?
2012-10-04 01:30:27 PM

2012-10-04 01:43:36 PM  
not a bookmark, just a brief note.
2012-10-04 01:52:48 PM  

Banned on the Run: NSFW

/was hoping to have more to post inline
//topic is "panty removal", so no surprise

um yum
2012-10-04 01:59:39 PM  

The Muthaship: cig-mkr: Maybe they are friction burns the Herp.


From presenting her oral arguments before the bench?
2012-10-04 02:01:03 PM
2012-10-04 02:59:40 PM  
That is some childish shait right there. Is she any good at her job?
2012-10-04 03:02:04 PM  
I'll drop my suit if she drops her panties
2012-10-04 03:09:51 PM  
TFA never elaborates on one pertinent detail of this story. We want to know if she was or was not wearing panties in the courtroom.

/reporters suck these days
//Good luck, BOTR. We're all counting on you.
2012-10-04 03:24:23 PM

Ally McBeal was such a poor role model for Single Female Lawyers everywhere....
2012-10-04 03:42:15 PM  
Can't believe I had to sniff almost all the way through the article to get the problem that arose.
2012-10-04 04:06:46 PM  
Felterolf? More like Felterup, ammirite?
2012-10-04 11:30:42 PM  
Dear god, get that poor girl some Valtrex.
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