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2012-10-04 01:13:22 PM
6 votes:
mimg.ugo.com
2012-10-04 02:11:42 PM
5 votes:
Trying out my costume for this year.
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net 

www.unc.edu
2012-10-04 02:01:14 PM
5 votes:
Can't believe this isn't posted yet
i219.photobucket.com
2012-10-04 03:29:52 PM
4 votes:

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Tell them you can't stay long, you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes

clatl.com
2012-10-04 02:50:34 PM
4 votes:

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


sad
2012-10-04 02:36:08 PM
4 votes:
Not slutty, but awesome nonetheless:

img.gawkerassets.com
2012-10-04 11:01:10 AM
4 votes:
i522.photobucket.com
2012-10-04 05:10:52 PM
3 votes:
www.costumesupercenter.com 

:)
2012-10-04 03:11:14 PM
3 votes:
cosplayers.acparadise.com
2012-10-04 01:03:24 PM
3 votes:
www.cynicalsmirk.com

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link
2012-10-04 09:23:28 PM
2 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com
2012-10-04 05:04:22 PM
2 votes:
I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.
2012-10-04 03:47:56 PM
2 votes:

DirkTheDaring: Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


I just made a bat pole.
2012-10-04 03:16:11 PM
2 votes:
fc07.deviantart.net
2012-10-04 02:53:38 PM
2 votes:

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-04 02:46:59 PM
2 votes:
www.spirithalloween.com
2012-10-04 01:57:39 PM
2 votes:
heh...

niftycraft.com
2012-10-04 01:30:03 PM
2 votes:
Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.
2012-10-04 01:29:06 PM
2 votes:

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: oh man thats funny


It looks like a game show challenge:

Which one of these people has performed more linear feet worth of fellatio?
2012-10-04 01:24:26 PM
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!


That would be truly outrageous.
2012-10-04 01:20:45 PM
2 votes:
Bathe her and bring her to me that I may bestow my mushroom on her

www.spirithalloween.com
2012-10-04 01:19:43 PM
2 votes:

Glendale: Hoboclown: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 360x268]

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link

...and frog.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-04 01:04:35 PM
2 votes:
I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).
2012-10-04 12:11:17 PM
2 votes:
img377.imageshack.us
2012-10-04 10:37:49 AM
2 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.
2012-10-04 06:37:03 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
A family that cosplays together stays together.
2012-10-04 04:35:46 PM
1 votes:
Cosplay, but still a fave:

i45.tinypic.com
2012-10-04 04:10:40 PM
1 votes:
img411.imageshack.us
2012-10-04 04:06:38 PM
1 votes:
img94.imageshack.us
2012-10-04 04:05:49 PM
1 votes:
"I'm an Italian senator"
www.rowtow.com
2012-10-04 04:05:38 PM
1 votes:
img51.imageshack.us
2012-10-04 03:58:02 PM
1 votes:
img819.imageshack.us
2012-10-04 03:43:20 PM
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!


Outrageous!
2012-10-04 03:40:19 PM
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.

my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.


Donnie and Marie?
2012-10-04 02:53:51 PM
1 votes:

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-04 02:52:47 PM
1 votes:

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


You don't go. You get a Craigslist hooker instead.
2012-10-04 02:52:32 PM
1 votes:

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


My hero!
2012-10-04 02:52:27 PM
1 votes:

Betep: Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.

[i1.cpcache.com image 350x350]


You know, that never works, because All Hallows' Eve is a Christian holiday. The night before the Feast Of All Saints. Saints, like St Francis, whose own father called him A Sissy!
2012-10-04 02:37:05 PM
1 votes:

SweetRoisinDubh: pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.

Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"


awesome
2012-10-04 02:30:32 PM
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.


Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"
2012-10-04 02:24:01 PM
1 votes:
When I was young we weren't very well off. One year for halloweeen my mom got me a costume. It was "spaceship captain". A generic robot looking plastic mask and a garbagebag type part that went over your clothes with just a picture of said mask on it. The other children made fun of me relentlessly. To this day the sight of molasses kisses and mini twizzlers return me to those dark and lonely times. I try to put on a brave face for my kids as not to let daddys demons ruin one of their favorite times. I pray for the day when the last of my children say "I'm too old to go trick or treating". Then maybe, just maybe I'll be free.

It still not as bad as the sesame street costumes in the article.
2012-10-04 02:21:22 PM
1 votes:
Most of those costumes were neither slutty nor bad.

Where's the farking weird, terrible stuff like, I don't know, a litter box? It's just a coat covered in grainy "litter" and felt "turds."

Or, the stupid masks like "Sloppy Drunk." It's made to look like the archetypical fat wino, with gluey looking "sweat beads" and vomit on the chin.

For the ladies, how about a sexy Rush Limbaugh?
2012-10-04 02:02:11 PM
1 votes:
I hope no grown adults wear any of that crap.
2012-10-04 01:49:30 PM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: your mom

 

imageshack.us
2012-10-04 01:39:59 PM
1 votes:

DirkTheDaring: reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?

Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


The real hero is YOU
2012-10-04 01:39:33 PM
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."


It sounds like you've got some sort of point to make, but for the life of me, I can't figure out what it is...
2012-10-04 01:35:45 PM
1 votes:

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


You need to add random capitalization and punctuation to give this a more authentic rant feeling. I give you points for transvestaween.
2012-10-04 01:27:32 PM
1 votes:
I want this thread to turn into slutty costumes, but man the heman picture made me laugh...

img.gawkerassets.com

oh man thats funny
2012-10-04 01:20:52 PM
1 votes:

kliq: Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town


Where are you going this year? Just curious....
2012-10-04 01:19:57 PM
1 votes:

zixr: What? No Blanche Devereaux costume?


give me Bea Arthur any day
2012-10-04 01:10:49 PM
1 votes:

Hoboclown: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 360x268]

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link


...and frog.
2012-10-04 01:01:00 PM
1 votes:
What, no one wants to be a fat pig this year?



images.sodahead.com


For shame!
2012-10-04 12:14:27 PM
1 votes:
Ah yes...Halloween...the time of year where good girls can dress up like prostitutes and not feel guilty.
2012-10-04 10:57:53 AM
1 votes:
"Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn""
 
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