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2012-10-04 04:51:37 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x470]

All she needs now is the WPIG to join her..

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I always listen to your show when I need a laugh.
Put-em up pig. Get your fin of me.
 
2012-10-04 04:55:16 PM

pute kisses like a man: ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Donnie and Marie?

Angelina Jolie and James Haven?

sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.


It's Siegmund and Sieglinde, isn't it.
 
2012-10-04 04:57:34 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


TV's Frank. You won't pull but at least some of the other 40 year old recently divorced men might buy you a drink.
 
2012-10-04 04:59:43 PM

karl2025: I may be in a minority, but those Spider-Girl costumes don't look good to me. This one does:
[www.gamersbin.com image 274x700]



Concur!
 
2012-10-04 05:02:30 PM
What? No Neytiri or Elvira.
 
2012-10-04 05:04:22 PM
I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.
 
2012-10-04 05:07:45 PM

MixedNut: I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.


zingers!
 
2012-10-04 05:07:54 PM
Had one of my teeth knocked out by a sucker punch at a bar a few months ago, so I'm incorporating it into my costume (before it gets fixed and the temp tooth taken out).

Got a couple of friends to do a group costume. One is portly and funny. The other is a ladies man. Going to do The Hangover. Should be cheap and work well.

Have another Asian friend, but he doesn't like to dress up and would never do Kim Jeong's character. No girl to speak of for Heather Graham's character either.

Also thought about asking strangers if they had seen the missing character from the movie. I doubt most would get it,though.
 
2012-10-04 05:10:52 PM
www.costumesupercenter.com 

:)
 
2012-10-04 05:13:16 PM

SearchN: Would you farking email me already?


no.

No one gets my email. GD begged! But it aint going to happen
 
2012-10-04 05:14:34 PM

Loomy: pute kisses like a man: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.


I'd make a claim for the prize, but I think palan has taken it, though he misquoted when posting:

"palan: ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Lannisters? "


/Though maybe not, since you said "some", and not "3 kids worth"


totally correct, we'll be the lannisters. i didn't see palan's response

and, i always understate the amount of incest involved.
 
2012-10-04 05:23:05 PM

Tillmaster: sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.

It's Siegmund and Sieglinde, isn't it.


my wife limits my nerdhood to pop fiction... i've tried to go literary, operatic or even classical, but she regularly says, if it requires a pretentious explanation, then it's not a great costume. boring
 
2012-10-04 05:24:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SearchN: Would you farking email me already?

no.

No one gets my email. GD begged! But it aint going to happen


Not going to share it, but I have something for you. Since you post in these threads often you might like it, your call though.
 
2012-10-04 05:31:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SearchN: Would you farking email me already?

no.

No one gets my email. GD begged! But it aint going to happen


I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here
 
2012-10-04 05:33:35 PM

JonnyBGoode: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?



No. Be the most horrifying thing there is, especially to yourself & other adults.

Wear your best suit, put on a crisp suit & tie, carry a briefcase(optional). Blood dribbling from mouth is also optional.

What are you?

A lawyer.

and print something that can be folded so that the word SUBPOENA can be seen from the coat pocket.

Watch the adults writhe in fear!
 
2012-10-04 05:34:39 PM
I'm fairly well known for having obscure halloween costumes over the years (Christopher Reeve, Marty Mcfly, Elliott from ET, ShamWow guy w/ beat up hooker friend, Bernie from Weekend at Bernies, etc)...

I typically just buy shiat and put it all together cheaply and it comes out real well. For some reason though I don't feel like doing any of that this year. Any suggestions??

/I think I'm uninspired because I'm dating someone right now
//she's going as Jessica Rabbit, no I will not be Roger
///May recycle Marty Mcfly as it was one of my favorites
 
2012-10-04 05:42:36 PM

WienerButt: I'm fairly well known for having obscure halloween costumes over the years (Christopher Reeve, Marty Mcfly, Elliott from ET, ShamWow guy w/ beat up hooker friend, Bernie from Weekend at Bernies, etc)...

I typically just buy shiat and put it all together cheaply and it comes out real well. For some reason though I don't feel like doing any of that this year. Any suggestions??

/I think I'm uninspired because I'm dating someone right now
//she's going as Jessica Rabbit, no I will not be Roger
///May recycle Marty Mcfly as it was one of my favorites


How about Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit?
www.digital-polyphony.com
 
2012-10-04 06:16:47 PM

SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here


I've been away a while. What happened to GD?
 
2012-10-04 06:21:28 PM

Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?


She is no longer on this site.
 
2012-10-04 06:21:35 PM
Is this the thread where we post pics of hotties from Halloweens past? Well, just last Halloween is all I have but am willing to post.
 
2012-10-04 06:37:03 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
A family that cosplays together stays together.
 
2012-10-04 07:13:28 PM

SearchN: Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?

She is no longer on this site.


She made an appearance the other day and said she can't post pics.
 
2012-10-04 07:26:45 PM
Why are there no Wendy or Carmen 99 costume photos here?
 
2012-10-04 07:29:46 PM

Stavr0: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
A family that cosplays together stays together.


24.media.tumblr.com
www.mikedash.com
 
2012-10-04 07:29:53 PM

DingleberryMoose: SearchN: Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?

She is no longer on this site.

She made an appearance the other day and said she can't post pics.


YHM.
 
2012-10-04 07:41:15 PM

MixedNut: I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.


subtle
 
2012-10-04 07:45:24 PM

DingleberryMoose: SearchN: Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?

She is no longer on this site.

She made an appearance the other day and said she can't post pics.


www3.telus.net
 
2012-10-04 07:49:41 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Stavr0: A family that cosplays together stays together.


24.media.tumblr.com
www.mikedash.com
media.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-10-04 07:52:36 PM
Getting back on topic...
www.goddessoflingerie.com
 
2012-10-04 07:58:48 PM
I want to have sexual relations with just about every female in that article.
Is that wrong?

/'cause I don't want to be right.
 
2012-10-04 07:59:41 PM

SearchN: YHM.


Don't see it. Resend?
 
2012-10-04 08:04:08 PM

Stavr0: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
A family that cosplays together stays together.

 

somuchwin.jpg
 
2012-10-04 08:04:08 PM

DingleberryMoose: SearchN: YHM.

Don't see it. Resend?


Resent.
 
2012-10-04 08:20:17 PM
Kramkoob
 
2012-10-04 08:27:29 PM
 
2012-10-04 09:03:21 PM

jaytkay: Getting back on topic...


Okay.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-04 09:20:38 PM
yay! I love halloween! this year I'm going to dress up like a dumb hick...same costume from last year. and every other day of the year too, really. yay!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-04 09:22:31 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-04 09:23:28 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-10-04 09:37:14 PM

DingleberryMoose: Why are there no Wendy or Carmen 99 costume photos here?


farm4.static.flickr.com
My google fu is bad and I should feel bad
/hot like revenge
//atonement or retribution
 
2012-10-04 11:32:38 PM
Has anyone dressed up as Ke$ha with nut blown all over their tits like in those leaked pics circulating the net?
 
2012-10-04 11:36:27 PM

blatz514: FTGodWin: Wait, that was slutty?

Everyday college girls around here do better than that.

Apparently the new fad around our campus are girls wearing shorts so small their butt cheeks are popping out. It's very hard not to look but makes work go by a little quicker.


Why on earth do you try to not look?
 
2012-10-05 12:16:38 AM
If only that Loki were available in a small.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:31 AM
Yes, fatties are hilarious and deserved to be mocked. We get it.
 
2012-10-05 01:54:56 AM
the eldest son and my daughter wanted to go as characters from the first ben10 series(he wants heatblast, she wants luckygirl). i figured i'd be remiss for not getting in on the fun. the wife's already found an amazingly obnoxious hawaiian shirt, i've got the khakis already. just need to dye my hair totally grey/white and bam, granpa max.

joint costumes as a family are good times. really want to do the ventures group costume sometime.
 
2012-10-05 02:55:04 AM

reillan: DirkTheDaring: Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.

/still... that costume is pretty hot...


OMG! There are nude elitists!?
 
2012-10-05 03:03:09 AM
Anyone from the K.C. area?

I have the absolute best Hap Hazard outfit.

In OOOOOlatha!
 
2012-10-05 04:42:58 AM
cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-10-05 09:52:30 AM

Gotfire: Has anyone dressed up as Ke$ha with nut blown all over their tits like in those leaked pics circulating the net?


???? I gotta see those
 
2012-10-05 10:06:22 AM

MixedNut: I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.


I don't think a costume will be needed if you want to go as a piece of shait
 
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