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2012-10-04 03:40:19 PM  

pute kisses like a man: timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.

my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.


Donnie and Marie?
 
2012-10-04 03:43:20 PM  

KatjaMouse: I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!


Outrageous!
 
2012-10-04 03:43:29 PM  
I'm going as the Dovahkiin. Storebought viking costume I found at Goodwill (I'm poor) but I'm making my own Iron Helmet, with the distinctive horns. Got the cardboard frame complete, with horns, now it's time for papier mache. If I can pull of the paint job it's going to look great. And for anyone who doesn't recognize it from Skyrim, I'll just be a viking to them and that's cool.

Whether or not it's sexy will be for the ladies to decide ;)
 
2012-10-04 03:46:09 PM  

I_C_Weener: "Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn""


Aww...

You'd all do her.

/no sharp knees here, man
 
2012-10-04 03:46:29 PM  
Subby says "slut" like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-10-04 03:46:36 PM  

WillyChase: Sofa King Smart: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

half of something...

the back half of a pantomime horse...

Damnit, beat me to the half joke


to acknowledge the half/joke established by others but to expand...

The left (or right) half of ANY costume... biatch got half of EVERYTHING...
 
2012-10-04 03:47:56 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


I just made a bat pole.
 
2012-10-04 03:52:11 PM  
Hotdamn, I sure do love me some sluts
 
2012-10-04 03:58:02 PM  
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2012-10-04 03:58:39 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:00:21 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:00:42 PM  

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


The 40 Year Old Virgin?
 
2012-10-04 04:00:56 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:01:31 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:02:30 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:02:37 PM  

DirkTheDaring: pute kisses like a man: timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.

my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Donnie and Marie?


Angelina Jolie and James Haven?
 
2012-10-04 04:03:11 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:03:47 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:05:01 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:05:32 PM  

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Would you farking email me already?
 
2012-10-04 04:05:38 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:05:49 PM  
"I'm an Italian senator"
www.rowtow.com
 
2012-10-04 04:06:38 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:06:55 PM  

HailRobonia: "I'm an Italian senator"
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Or an Ohio Prosecuting Attorney...
 
2012-10-04 04:08:14 PM  
oops! That was just suppose to be a link!!! a nsfw link!!


Please all mighty Admins strike down that post and take pity on this poster!!!

In Drew's name I beg!!!
 
2012-10-04 04:08:18 PM  

ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.


Lannisters?
 
2012-10-04 04:08:54 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:09:11 PM  
A few years back, I was invited to a party and I needed a costume. No money to spare, and I can't craft or sew, so I remembered a joke I read in a magazine at the doctor's office. Got a cheap yellow sponge and pinned it to my shirt, and when someone asked what I was I replied....


Wait for it...


"Self-absorbed"
 
2012-10-04 04:09:46 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:10:03 PM  

Porous Horace: The best costumes are the home-made ones.
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What'r those people supposed to be, a dental patient or something?
 
2012-10-04 04:10:40 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:11:27 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:12:28 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:13:03 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:16:17 PM  

Cymbal: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

You don't go. You get a Craigslist hooker instead.


You. Owe. Me. Keyboard.
 
2012-10-04 04:22:45 PM  
www.spirithalloween.com

lulz. Only 89.99 on the site they linked to.
 
2012-10-04 04:27:30 PM  
Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"
 
2012-10-04 04:29:57 PM  

SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"


uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?
 
2012-10-04 04:31:04 PM  
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Ok, even though fetish spandex/leather-look guy makes me want sex right now, but I could not help but laugh at this picture. It's like the typical horror movie guy and the three girls, princess, prowler and Ms. Innocent, that he is going to creepily leather-man to death during the course of the movie.
 
2012-10-04 04:32:18 PM  

ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Donnie and Marie?

Angelina Jolie and James Haven?


sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.
 
2012-10-04 04:35:46 PM  
Cosplay, but still a fave:

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2012-10-04 04:36:27 PM  

kvinesknows: SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"

uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?


Bob Dylan song.

/from way back when he didn't suck
 
2012-10-04 04:38:14 PM  

SoupJohnB: kvinesknows: SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"

uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?

Bob Dylan song.

/from way back when he didn't suck


he didnt suck? won tickets to his concert today.. gave them away to a coworker.
 
2012-10-04 04:40:08 PM  

pute kisses like a man: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.



I'd make a claim for the prize, but I think palan has taken it, though he misquoted when posting:

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palan: ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Lannisters?

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/Though maybe not, since you said "some", and not "3 kids worth"
 
2012-10-04 04:41:26 PM  
I may be in a minority, but those Spider-Girl costumes don't look good to me. This one does:
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2012-10-04 04:44:13 PM  
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2012-10-04 04:44:15 PM  

kvinesknows: SoupJohnB: kvinesknows: SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"

uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?

Bob Dylan song.

/from way back when he didn't suck

he didnt suck? won tickets to his concert today.. gave them away to a coworker.


Not always. Just the past 20 years, or so.
 
2012-10-04 04:44:52 PM  
Also yes, I know that's Spider-Woman Mattie Franklin, but I felt like sacrificing perfect accuracy for the greater point.
 
2012-10-04 04:46:07 PM  
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Need retro-fab Electra Woman & Dyna Girl.

I'll be the creepy, oddly superfluous Frank.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:47 PM  

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


47 y/o male

1. Went as de Jesus from Big Lebowski a couple of years ago, found a purple jogging suite at a thrift store; major hit at the party, gas station and Taco Bell. (other friends went as Donnie, Walter and The Dude)
total outlay: about $20, minor hassle of growing a goatee
Wish I had pics of that one. You don't want to be The Dude, he was biatchin' about the beard all night.

2. Couple of years before that, we went as the guys from Clockwork Orange...major hit (I repeated the costume 2 years later for a different party, another hit).
total outlay: about $60
 
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