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2012-10-04 02:28:06 PM

hitmanric: When I was young we weren't very well off. One year for halloweeen my mom got me a costume. It was "spaceship captain". A generic robot looking plastic mask and a garbagebag type part that went over your clothes with just a picture of said mask on it. The other children made fun of me relentlessly. To this day the sight of molasses kisses and mini twizzlers return me to those dark and lonely times. I try to put on a brave face for my kids as not to let daddys demons ruin one of their favorite times. I pray for the day when the last of my children say "I'm too old to go trick or treating". Then maybe, just maybe I'll be free.

It still not as bad as the sesame street costumes in the article.


Awesome.

\CSB
 
2012-10-04 02:28:43 PM

kvinesknows: kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread

if you dont come dressed according to the "requirements" yes you need to leave.

the requirements for guys?

black pants ( jeans or leather ) .. yes really that is all that the require for the guys.


link may or may not be safe for work

winnipegs fetish ball

watching the whip/bondage demonstrations is awesome
 
2012-10-04 02:30:32 PM

pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.


Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"
 
2012-10-04 02:33:27 PM

unlikely: heh...

[niftycraft.com image 850x460]


whats a fudgewhistle? Do I want to know?
 
2012-10-04 02:35:10 PM

Airportmatt: kliq: [thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com image 412x500] 

I am in love with her. Who is she?


A random girl from GIS.
 
2012-10-04 02:36:08 PM
Not slutty, but awesome nonetheless:

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-10-04 02:36:36 PM
smadge1: Anyone remember the recent MLP cosplay thread? Scary stuff...

If by scary you mean arousing.

i.imgur.com


MrSteve007: Trying out my costume for this year.
[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 537x719] 

[www.unc.edu image 320x240]


Me and some buddies did that a few years ago, easy and it turned out great. Cant seem to find any pictures w/ me in them.
 
2012-10-04 02:37:05 PM

SweetRoisinDubh: pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.

Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"


awesome
 
2012-10-04 02:37:16 PM

Nurglitch: I liked the Clockwork Orange one...


Ditto
 
2012-10-04 02:38:15 PM

kvinesknows: SweetRoisinDubh: pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.

Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"

awesome


yeah.... that made me laugh.
 
2012-10-04 02:40:52 PM
I give up. My costume will be Jim Dangle from Reno 911. With a fake Danny Devito attached to my back.like Kjell Nilsson in Mad Max 2.
 
2012-10-04 02:46:59 PM
www.spirithalloween.com
 
2012-10-04 02:49:47 PM
What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?
 
2012-10-04 02:50:34 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


sad
 
2012-10-04 02:51:26 PM

Biness: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

sad


Know how I know you aren't a 40 year old married dude?
 
2012-10-04 02:51:27 PM

basemetal: [www.spirithalloween.com image 850x1073]


I really think that they could have put a little more effort into making bubble gum princess a little more slutty.
 
2012-10-04 02:52:27 PM

Betep: Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.

[i1.cpcache.com image 350x350]


You know, that never works, because All Hallows' Eve is a Christian holiday. The night before the Feast Of All Saints. Saints, like St Francis, whose own father called him A Sissy!
 
2012-10-04 02:52:32 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


My hero!
 
2012-10-04 02:52:47 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


You don't go. You get a Craigslist hooker instead.
 
2012-10-04 02:53:02 PM

The Muthaship: Biness: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

sad

Know how I know you aren't a 40 year old married dude?


HA!
 
2012-10-04 02:53:21 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


he can go as whatever he wants. he sure aint comming anywhere tho.
 
2012-10-04 02:53:38 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 02:53:51 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-04 02:54:28 PM
*shakes fist*
 
2012-10-04 02:55:07 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Whatever you want!
 
2012-10-04 02:55:25 PM

chopit: *shakes fist*


woo hoo!
 
2012-10-04 02:56:46 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


An escaped prisoner!!

/Divorce attorney
//45 YO divorced guy
 
2012-10-04 02:57:43 PM

ProfessorOhki: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

Whatever you want!


actually, go as a unicorn. seriously. i was a unicorn one year and it was retarded (and a little overbearing) how much attention I got. and it was not even a good costume. perhaps it's better if it's not a good costume, you don't want to come off as a furry or bronie.
 
2012-10-04 03:00:12 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


half of something...

the back half of a pantomime horse...
 
2012-10-04 03:01:02 PM
My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.
 
2012-10-04 03:02:47 PM

thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.


tell her to go as single
 
2012-10-04 03:03:10 PM

thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.


you go as a dildo, she can go as a pussy. you will both get more action then you can handle.
 
2012-10-04 03:03:51 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Wear just your pants and say your wife got half of your clothes, the top half
 
2012-10-04 03:04:28 PM

Sofa King Smart: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

half of something...

the back half of a pantomime horse...


Damnit, beat me to the half joke
 
2012-10-04 03:06:59 PM

Lundyn: basemetal: [www.spirithalloween.com image 850x1073]

I really think that they could have put a little more effort into making bubble gum princess a little more slutty.


Yeah, but I just like Adventure Time, so......
 
2012-10-04 03:07:17 PM

thecpt: unlikely: heh...

[niftycraft.com image 850x460]

whats a fudgewhistle? Do I want to know?


I assume it is the same as a turd cutter
 
2012-10-04 03:07:30 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Kirk Van Houten
 
2012-10-04 03:08:25 PM

thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.


My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.
 
2012-10-04 03:11:14 PM
cosplayers.acparadise.com
 
2012-10-04 03:11:30 PM
Superhero costumes are usually pretty hot NSFW
 
2012-10-04 03:14:37 PM

ZzeusS: Superhero costumes are usually pretty hot NSFW


FANTASTIC.
 
2012-10-04 03:14:48 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


A born-again horny teenager.
 
2012-10-04 03:16:11 PM
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-04 03:23:45 PM

MrSteve007: Trying out my costume for this year.
[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 537x719] 

[www.unc.edu image 320x240]


Prepare to be told that movie SUCKED.
 
2012-10-04 03:26:10 PM

basemetal: [fc07.deviantart.net image 850x566]


Is the girl in orange holding a dildo or a bong?
 
2012-10-04 03:29:52 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Tell them you can't stay long, you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes

clatl.com
 
2012-10-04 03:31:05 PM

kvinesknows: kvinesknows: kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread

if you dont come dressed according to the "requirements" yes you need to leave.

the requirements for guys?

black pants ( jeans or leather ) .. yes really that is all that the require for the guys.

link may or may not be safe for work

winnipegs fetish ball

watching the whip/bondage demonstrations is awesome


Go freakin' at the Freaker's Ball!
 
2012-10-04 03:36:59 PM

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x470]


All she needs now is the WPIG to join her..

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 03:37:21 PM

jaytkay: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

Tell them you can't stay long, you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes

[clatl.com image 400x598]


It's not a costume if you wear it the rest of the year.

// also applies to people wearing mess dress
 
2012-10-04 03:38:56 PM

timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.


my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.
 
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