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2012-10-04 01:29:06 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: oh man thats funny


It looks like a game show challenge:

Which one of these people has performed more linear feet worth of fellatio?
 
2012-10-04 01:29:24 PM

The Muthaship: kliq: Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town

Where are you going this year? Just curious....


Any college. I was at the University of Connecticut the Saturday before Halloween a few years ago and the streets had a softcore vibe. A lot of behavior is socially enforced, a holiday like Halloween gives women a license to let their freak flag fly without social repercussions.
 
2012-10-04 01:30:03 PM
Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.
 
2012-10-04 01:31:23 PM

reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?


Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)
 
2012-10-04 01:31:24 PM

Cheron: a holiday like Halloween gives women a license to let their freak flag fly without social repercussions.


God bless 'em.
 
2012-10-04 01:31:47 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


7/10
 
2012-10-04 01:32:04 PM
...the He-Man and She-Ra costumes are what the bf and I wore last year. :-/

He-Man was especially cheesy and yes it does come with that awful wig, and our friends loved it! But we do a big themed party every year and people generally go for humor over sexy.
 
2012-10-04 01:33:39 PM

DirkTheDaring: Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.

/still... that costume is pretty hot...
 
2012-10-04 01:34:26 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: What, no one wants to be a fat pig this year?



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For shame!


Who on earth is this???
 
2012-10-04 01:35:30 PM

reillan: DirkTheDaring: Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.

/still... that costume is pretty hot...


I can understand that, but it does bring a ton of money into the club and town.
 
2012-10-04 01:35:45 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


You need to add random capitalization and punctuation to give this a more authentic rant feeling. I give you points for transvestaween.
 
2012-10-04 01:37:27 PM
Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."
 
2012-10-04 01:37:40 PM
No Sexy Human Cetipede this year?
 
2012-10-04 01:39:33 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."


It sounds like you've got some sort of point to make, but for the life of me, I can't figure out what it is...
 
2012-10-04 01:39:46 PM
Plus sized Harlequin?

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2012-10-04 01:39:59 PM

DirkTheDaring: reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?

Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


The real hero is YOU
 
2012-10-04 01:41:00 PM
Whorin' it up.

/Obviously NSFW.
 
2012-10-04 01:41:13 PM
Oh good heavens...
 
2012-10-04 01:41:35 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."


like your mom?
 
2012-10-04 01:44:54 PM
If you need Halloween to justify dressing like a slut, your sex life and probably your whole relationship sucks and no one is buying your "look how bold and open I'm being" bullshiat. There are tons of ways to be professional and "slutty" every day of the year if you're really interested and save the cheap, flimsy school girl fetish wear for the bedroom so that your significant other can vaguely remember when he may have had an erection without coaxing.
 
2012-10-04 01:45:26 PM
seriously, i just want to go to a naughty halloween party dressed in sweat pants, a big cape and a mask

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/very quiet fapping
 
2012-10-04 01:47:45 PM
Lot 'o hate in this happy little thread....lot 'o hate.....
 
2012-10-04 01:48:11 PM
The best costumes are the home-made ones.
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2012-10-04 01:48:27 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


Who is this Magdonline chick? The Whore of the Internet? Because I could totally get behind that.
 
2012-10-04 01:49:30 PM

kvinesknows: your mom

 

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2012-10-04 01:51:01 PM
I'll always be reminded of a Wayne's World sketch (fuzzy memory)

#3 A Brick

"A brick?"
"Yes and I will go as a brick layer"
 
2012-10-04 01:51:03 PM
I think porn has desensitized me to what I consider slutty now.
 
2012-10-04 01:57:39 PM
heh...

niftycraft.com
 
2012-10-04 01:57:59 PM

FTGodWin: Wait, that was slutty?

Everyday college girls around here do better than that.


Apparently the new fad around our campus are girls wearing shorts so small their butt cheeks are popping out. It's very hard not to look but makes work go by a little quicker.
 
2012-10-04 01:59:38 PM
Totally bookmarking this
 
2012-10-04 02:01:14 PM
Can't believe this isn't posted yet
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 02:02:11 PM
I hope no grown adults wear any of that crap.
 
2012-10-04 02:03:28 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i wonder who's dressing up as sideshow bob


You can stop now, the sideshow bob thing never caught on
 
2012-10-04 02:04:33 PM

The Muthaship: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: oh man thats funny

It looks like a game show challenge:

Which one of these people has performed more linear feet worth of fellatio?


How does one measure? Per oral thrust? Or just per length of unit in mouth period?

Do repeat units cout repeatedly? Or just one off? These could change thigs if someone has a boyfriend with a 3" penis who takes 4 hours to get off.
 
2012-10-04 02:06:00 PM

kroonermanblack: How does one measure? Per oral thrust? Or just per length of unit in mouth period?


This is why game shows have judges!
 
2012-10-04 02:07:10 PM
Where's ami5000 when you need her...she usually wrecks these threads with slutty costumes.
 
2012-10-04 02:08:59 PM
Damn, I miss GD
 
2012-10-04 02:09:14 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


i1.cpcache.com
 
2012-10-04 02:11:42 PM
Trying out my costume for this year.
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www.unc.edu
 
2012-10-04 02:12:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?

Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


Whow!!
 
2012-10-04 02:15:20 PM
DirkTheDaring

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.


Club? I just imagined you, a certified nature photographer, wandering through the woods trying to get a photo of the elusive West Virginian Non-Chicken-Bird and stumbling upon a biker party.

Perhaps you could explain things. Possibly on a website with plenty of your lucky photo opportunities. 

It would clear things up.
 
2012-10-04 02:16:02 PM
God bless Halloween
 
2012-10-04 02:16:20 PM
thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com
 
2012-10-04 02:21:22 PM
Most of those costumes were neither slutty nor bad.

Where's the farking weird, terrible stuff like, I don't know, a litter box? It's just a coat covered in grainy "litter" and felt "turds."

Or, the stupid masks like "Sloppy Drunk." It's made to look like the archetypical fat wino, with gluey looking "sweat beads" and vomit on the chin.

For the ladies, how about a sexy Rush Limbaugh?
 
2012-10-04 02:21:38 PM

Harry Freakstorm: DirkTheDaring

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.


Club? I just imagined you, a certified nature photographer, wandering through the woods trying to get a photo of the elusive West Virginian Non-Chicken-Bird and stumbling upon a biker party.

Perhaps you could explain things. Possibly on a website with plenty of your lucky photo opportunities. 

It would clear things up.


Send me an email, and I'll explain the whole thing.
 
2012-10-04 02:21:46 PM
if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!
 
2012-10-04 02:24:01 PM
When I was young we weren't very well off. One year for halloweeen my mom got me a costume. It was "spaceship captain". A generic robot looking plastic mask and a garbagebag type part that went over your clothes with just a picture of said mask on it. The other children made fun of me relentlessly. To this day the sight of molasses kisses and mini twizzlers return me to those dark and lonely times. I try to put on a brave face for my kids as not to let daddys demons ruin one of their favorite times. I pray for the day when the last of my children say "I'm too old to go trick or treating". Then maybe, just maybe I'll be free.

It still not as bad as the sesame street costumes in the article.
 
2012-10-04 02:24:14 PM

kliq: [thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com image 412x500]

 

I am in love with her. Who is she?
 
2012-10-04 02:24:24 PM

kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!


I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread
 
2012-10-04 02:26:19 PM

kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread


if you dont come dressed according to the "requirements" yes you need to leave.

the requirements for guys?

black pants ( jeans or leather ) .. yes really that is all that the require for the guys.
 
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