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2012-10-04 10:37:49 AM
img.gawkerassets.com

Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.
 
2012-10-04 10:40:04 AM
Unabashed, unashamed, and undeniable bookmark.
 
2012-10-04 10:57:53 AM
"Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn""
 
2012-10-04 11:01:10 AM
i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 11:05:24 AM
I don't see anything wrong with those costumes.

The article is right though -- the Adventure Time ones for girls could be better. It's been challenging trying to put together Princess Bubblegum.
 
2012-10-04 12:11:17 PM
img377.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 12:14:27 PM
Ah yes...Halloween...the time of year where good girls can dress up like prostitutes and not feel guilty.
 
2012-10-04 12:22:47 PM
I do love Sluttoween.
 
2012-10-04 01:00:09 PM
i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.
 
2012-10-04 01:01:00 PM
What, no one wants to be a fat pig this year?



images.sodahead.com


For shame!
 
2012-10-04 01:01:37 PM
Is io9 a Fark sponsor? They sure do get a lot of space on this site, maybe they should pay Drew.
 
2012-10-04 01:03:12 PM
Maybe one or two that look to be nothing more than a nightie.
Tjere really doesn't seem to be anything slutty and nothing really weird either.

Overzealous media is overzealous
 
2012-10-04 01:03:24 PM
www.cynicalsmirk.com

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link
 
2012-10-04 01:04:22 PM
The Loki costume isn't that bad. I'd make a Simonson headband than deal with horn related neck injuries though.
 
2012-10-04 01:04:29 PM
feh
 
2012-10-04 01:04:35 PM
I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).
 
2012-10-04 01:06:54 PM
These costumes aren't nearly slutty enough. I want my money back.
 
2012-10-04 01:07:08 PM
Wait, that was slutty?

Everyday college girls around here do better than that.
 
2012-10-04 01:07:24 PM
I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!
 
2012-10-04 01:07:24 PM
Oh, come on! I had to scroll half way down the page before I saw a decent sluttoween costume.
 
2012-10-04 01:07:55 PM
Anyone remember the recent MLP cosplay thread? Scary stuff...
 
2012-10-04 01:08:53 PM

wildcardjack: Oh, come on! I had to scroll half way down the page before I saw a decent sluttoween costume.


Maybe the thread will deliver where the link fell short.....but, not short enough, amirite?
 
2012-10-04 01:09:14 PM
pretty tame pics IMO, seen high school girls wear less
 
2012-10-04 01:10:03 PM

WhippingBoy: I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).


Are you sure the wife will let you borrow it? ;)
 
2012-10-04 01:10:49 PM

Hoboclown: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 360x268]

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link


...and frog.
 
2012-10-04 01:12:13 PM
GIS Jessica Nigri. That is all

/What's the difference between costume and cosplay, now that I think of it?
 
2012-10-04 01:12:49 PM
whoa, whoa...trying to get me to click on an i09 link by using the promise of scantily clad women? For shame, subby. Shame.
 
2012-10-04 01:13:22 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-10-04 01:14:23 PM
Some of the "steampunk" ones just look like ordinary Victorian costumes. Doesn't it have to have some retro-tech to be steampunk? (I guess the one guy has gears on his coat, and the other guy has goggles, but it's kind of minimal.)
 
2012-10-04 01:14:40 PM

basemetal: Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.


It's the perfect (and legal) combination of both.
 
2012-10-04 01:14:40 PM
MOAR!!!
 
2012-10-04 01:15:11 PM

Balchinian: WhippingBoy: I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).

Are you sure the wife will let you borrow it? ;)


Testes, you're the devil,
you're leading me astray
Over hills and mountains,
Chasing puss-ay.

/Testes in the jar.
 
2012-10-04 01:15:27 PM

WhippingBoy: I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).


Attach faux fur to your legs and arm pits and put on drooping novelty boobs.

/I'm a feminist but I can enjoy an absurd costume version of what Rush Limbaugh thinks we all look like
 
2012-10-04 01:15:28 PM
I liked the Clockwork Orange one...
 
2012-10-04 01:16:19 PM

basemetal: [img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]

Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.


and it matters because???
 
2012-10-04 01:16:36 PM
What? No Blanche Devereaux costume?
 
2012-10-04 01:19:02 PM
Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town
 
2012-10-04 01:19:43 PM

Glendale: Hoboclown: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 360x268]

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link

...and frog.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 01:19:57 PM

zixr: What? No Blanche Devereaux costume?


give me Bea Arthur any day
 
2012-10-04 01:20:45 PM
Bathe her and bring her to me that I may bestow my mushroom on her

www.spirithalloween.com
 
2012-10-04 01:20:52 PM

kliq: Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town


Where are you going this year? Just curious....
 
2012-10-04 01:21:12 PM

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x470]


"Evenin', Ladies!"
 
2012-10-04 01:22:03 PM
imageshack.us

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:11 PM

Bag of Hammers: Bathe her and bring her to me that I may bestow my mushroom on her

[www.spirithalloween.com image 850x1073]


you can have her when I am done with her. or before.. seriously I wont be picky.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:26 PM

KatjaMouse: I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!


That would be truly outrageous.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:46 PM

DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.


Pack of rabid dogs?
 
2012-10-04 01:25:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?


Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.
 
2012-10-04 01:27:03 PM

DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.


Ponderosa Pines?
 
2012-10-04 01:27:32 PM
I want this thread to turn into slutty costumes, but man the heman picture made me laugh...

img.gawkerassets.com

oh man thats funny
 
2012-10-04 01:28:37 PM
i wonder who's dressing up as sideshow bob
 
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