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2012-10-04 10:37:49 AM
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Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.
 
2012-10-04 10:40:04 AM
Unabashed, unashamed, and undeniable bookmark.
 
2012-10-04 10:57:53 AM
"Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn""
 
2012-10-04 11:01:10 AM
i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 11:05:24 AM
I don't see anything wrong with those costumes.

The article is right though -- the Adventure Time ones for girls could be better. It's been challenging trying to put together Princess Bubblegum.
 
2012-10-04 12:11:17 PM
img377.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 12:14:27 PM
Ah yes...Halloween...the time of year where good girls can dress up like prostitutes and not feel guilty.
 
2012-10-04 12:22:47 PM
I do love Sluttoween.
 
2012-10-04 01:00:09 PM
i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.
 
2012-10-04 01:01:00 PM
What, no one wants to be a fat pig this year?



images.sodahead.com


For shame!
 
2012-10-04 01:01:37 PM
Is io9 a Fark sponsor? They sure do get a lot of space on this site, maybe they should pay Drew.
 
2012-10-04 01:03:12 PM
Maybe one or two that look to be nothing more than a nightie.
Tjere really doesn't seem to be anything slutty and nothing really weird either.

Overzealous media is overzealous
 
2012-10-04 01:03:24 PM
www.cynicalsmirk.com

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link
 
2012-10-04 01:04:22 PM
The Loki costume isn't that bad. I'd make a Simonson headband than deal with horn related neck injuries though.
 
2012-10-04 01:04:29 PM
feh
 
2012-10-04 01:04:35 PM
I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).
 
2012-10-04 01:06:54 PM
These costumes aren't nearly slutty enough. I want my money back.
 
2012-10-04 01:07:08 PM
Wait, that was slutty?

Everyday college girls around here do better than that.
 
2012-10-04 01:07:24 PM
I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!
 
2012-10-04 01:07:24 PM
Oh, come on! I had to scroll half way down the page before I saw a decent sluttoween costume.
 
2012-10-04 01:07:55 PM
Anyone remember the recent MLP cosplay thread? Scary stuff...
 
2012-10-04 01:08:53 PM

wildcardjack: Oh, come on! I had to scroll half way down the page before I saw a decent sluttoween costume.


Maybe the thread will deliver where the link fell short.....but, not short enough, amirite?
 
2012-10-04 01:09:14 PM
pretty tame pics IMO, seen high school girls wear less
 
2012-10-04 01:10:03 PM

WhippingBoy: I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).


Are you sure the wife will let you borrow it? ;)
 
2012-10-04 01:10:49 PM

Hoboclown: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 360x268]

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link


...and frog.
 
2012-10-04 01:12:13 PM
GIS Jessica Nigri. That is all

/What's the difference between costume and cosplay, now that I think of it?
 
2012-10-04 01:12:49 PM
whoa, whoa...trying to get me to click on an i09 link by using the promise of scantily clad women? For shame, subby. Shame.
 
2012-10-04 01:13:22 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-10-04 01:14:23 PM
Some of the "steampunk" ones just look like ordinary Victorian costumes. Doesn't it have to have some retro-tech to be steampunk? (I guess the one guy has gears on his coat, and the other guy has goggles, but it's kind of minimal.)
 
2012-10-04 01:14:40 PM

basemetal: Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.


It's the perfect (and legal) combination of both.
 
2012-10-04 01:14:40 PM
MOAR!!!
 
2012-10-04 01:15:11 PM

Balchinian: WhippingBoy: I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).

Are you sure the wife will let you borrow it? ;)


Testes, you're the devil,
you're leading me astray
Over hills and mountains,
Chasing puss-ay.

/Testes in the jar.
 
2012-10-04 01:15:27 PM

WhippingBoy: I'm planning to go as a histrionic feminist this year... any good costume ideas? (I've already got the testicles in a jar prop).


Attach faux fur to your legs and arm pits and put on drooping novelty boobs.

/I'm a feminist but I can enjoy an absurd costume version of what Rush Limbaugh thinks we all look like
 
2012-10-04 01:15:28 PM
I liked the Clockwork Orange one...
 
2012-10-04 01:16:19 PM

basemetal: [img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]

Not sure if it's a teacher or a student anymore.


and it matters because???
 
2012-10-04 01:16:36 PM
What? No Blanche Devereaux costume?
 
2012-10-04 01:19:02 PM
Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town
 
2012-10-04 01:19:43 PM

Glendale: Hoboclown: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 360x268]

We got literally every kind of girls costume in the entire goddamn universe!

Link

...and frog.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 01:19:57 PM

zixr: What? No Blanche Devereaux costume?


give me Bea Arthur any day
 
2012-10-04 01:20:45 PM
Bathe her and bring her to me that I may bestow my mushroom on her

www.spirithalloween.com
 
2012-10-04 01:20:52 PM

kliq: Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town


Where are you going this year? Just curious....
 
2012-10-04 01:21:12 PM

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x470]


"Evenin', Ladies!"
 
2012-10-04 01:22:03 PM
imageshack.us

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:11 PM

Bag of Hammers: Bathe her and bring her to me that I may bestow my mushroom on her

[www.spirithalloween.com image 850x1073]


you can have her when I am done with her. or before.. seriously I wont be picky.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:26 PM

KatjaMouse: I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!


That would be truly outrageous.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:46 PM

DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.


Pack of rabid dogs?
 
2012-10-04 01:25:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?


Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.
 
2012-10-04 01:27:03 PM

DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.


Ponderosa Pines?
 
2012-10-04 01:27:32 PM
I want this thread to turn into slutty costumes, but man the heman picture made me laugh...

img.gawkerassets.com

oh man thats funny
 
2012-10-04 01:28:37 PM
i wonder who's dressing up as sideshow bob
 
2012-10-04 01:29:06 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: oh man thats funny


It looks like a game show challenge:

Which one of these people has performed more linear feet worth of fellatio?
 
2012-10-04 01:29:24 PM

The Muthaship: kliq: Last Halloween saw a chick with 80% of her tits out with a cardboard rectangle around them. She went as "sexting."

/college town

Where are you going this year? Just curious....


Any college. I was at the University of Connecticut the Saturday before Halloween a few years ago and the streets had a softcore vibe. A lot of behavior is socially enforced, a holiday like Halloween gives women a license to let their freak flag fly without social repercussions.
 
2012-10-04 01:30:03 PM
Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.
 
2012-10-04 01:31:23 PM

reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?


Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)
 
2012-10-04 01:31:24 PM

Cheron: a holiday like Halloween gives women a license to let their freak flag fly without social repercussions.


God bless 'em.
 
2012-10-04 01:31:47 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


7/10
 
2012-10-04 01:32:04 PM
...the He-Man and She-Ra costumes are what the bf and I wore last year. :-/

He-Man was especially cheesy and yes it does come with that awful wig, and our friends loved it! But we do a big themed party every year and people generally go for humor over sexy.
 
2012-10-04 01:33:39 PM

DirkTheDaring: Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.

/still... that costume is pretty hot...
 
2012-10-04 01:34:26 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: What, no one wants to be a fat pig this year?



[images.sodahead.com image 399x600]


For shame!


Who on earth is this???
 
2012-10-04 01:35:30 PM

reillan: DirkTheDaring: Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.

/still... that costume is pretty hot...


I can understand that, but it does bring a ton of money into the club and town.
 
2012-10-04 01:35:45 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


You need to add random capitalization and punctuation to give this a more authentic rant feeling. I give you points for transvestaween.
 
2012-10-04 01:37:27 PM
Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."
 
2012-10-04 01:37:40 PM
No Sexy Human Cetipede this year?
 
2012-10-04 01:39:33 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."


It sounds like you've got some sort of point to make, but for the life of me, I can't figure out what it is...
 
2012-10-04 01:39:46 PM
Plus sized Harlequin?

icanfaptothis.jpg
 
2012-10-04 01:39:59 PM

DirkTheDaring: reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?

Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


The real hero is YOU
 
2012-10-04 01:41:00 PM
Whorin' it up.

/Obviously NSFW.
 
2012-10-04 01:41:13 PM
Oh good heavens...
 
2012-10-04 01:41:35 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Let's be honest, if there were different women in those costumes you'd be thinking less "slutty costume" and more "my eyes can't even."


like your mom?
 
2012-10-04 01:44:54 PM
If you need Halloween to justify dressing like a slut, your sex life and probably your whole relationship sucks and no one is buying your "look how bold and open I'm being" bullshiat. There are tons of ways to be professional and "slutty" every day of the year if you're really interested and save the cheap, flimsy school girl fetish wear for the bedroom so that your significant other can vaguely remember when he may have had an erection without coaxing.
 
2012-10-04 01:45:26 PM
seriously, i just want to go to a naughty halloween party dressed in sweat pants, a big cape and a mask

cdn.thegloss.com

/very quiet fapping
 
2012-10-04 01:47:45 PM
Lot 'o hate in this happy little thread....lot 'o hate.....
 
2012-10-04 01:48:11 PM
The best costumes are the home-made ones.
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4.bp.blogspot.com
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farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-04 01:48:27 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


Who is this Magdonline chick? The Whore of the Internet? Because I could totally get behind that.
 
2012-10-04 01:49:30 PM

kvinesknows: your mom

 

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 01:51:01 PM
I'll always be reminded of a Wayne's World sketch (fuzzy memory)

#3 A Brick

"A brick?"
"Yes and I will go as a brick layer"
 
2012-10-04 01:51:03 PM
I think porn has desensitized me to what I consider slutty now.
 
2012-10-04 01:57:39 PM
heh...

niftycraft.com
 
2012-10-04 01:57:59 PM

FTGodWin: Wait, that was slutty?

Everyday college girls around here do better than that.


Apparently the new fad around our campus are girls wearing shorts so small their butt cheeks are popping out. It's very hard not to look but makes work go by a little quicker.
 
2012-10-04 01:59:38 PM
Totally bookmarking this
 
2012-10-04 02:01:14 PM
Can't believe this isn't posted yet
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 02:02:11 PM
I hope no grown adults wear any of that crap.
 
2012-10-04 02:03:28 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i wonder who's dressing up as sideshow bob


You can stop now, the sideshow bob thing never caught on
 
2012-10-04 02:04:33 PM

The Muthaship: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: oh man thats funny

It looks like a game show challenge:

Which one of these people has performed more linear feet worth of fellatio?


How does one measure? Per oral thrust? Or just per length of unit in mouth period?

Do repeat units cout repeatedly? Or just one off? These could change thigs if someone has a boyfriend with a 3" penis who takes 4 hours to get off.
 
2012-10-04 02:06:00 PM

kroonermanblack: How does one measure? Per oral thrust? Or just per length of unit in mouth period?


This is why game shows have judges!
 
2012-10-04 02:07:10 PM
Where's ami5000 when you need her...she usually wrecks these threads with slutty costumes.
 
2012-10-04 02:08:59 PM
Damn, I miss GD
 
2012-10-04 02:09:14 PM

Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.


i1.cpcache.com
 
2012-10-04 02:11:42 PM
Trying out my costume for this year.
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net 

www.unc.edu
 
2012-10-04 02:12:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: reillan: DirkTheDaring: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: [imageshack.us image 427x640]

Moments later, that costume was strewn about the stage floor.

Pack of rabid dogs?

Nope, she peeled it off voluntarily.

Ponderosa Pines?

Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


Whow!!
 
2012-10-04 02:15:20 PM
DirkTheDaring

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.


Club? I just imagined you, a certified nature photographer, wandering through the woods trying to get a photo of the elusive West Virginian Non-Chicken-Bird and stumbling upon a biker party.

Perhaps you could explain things. Possibly on a website with plenty of your lucky photo opportunities. 

It would clear things up.
 
2012-10-04 02:16:02 PM
God bless Halloween
 
2012-10-04 02:16:20 PM
thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com
 
2012-10-04 02:21:22 PM
Most of those costumes were neither slutty nor bad.

Where's the farking weird, terrible stuff like, I don't know, a litter box? It's just a coat covered in grainy "litter" and felt "turds."

Or, the stupid masks like "Sloppy Drunk." It's made to look like the archetypical fat wino, with gluey looking "sweat beads" and vomit on the chin.

For the ladies, how about a sexy Rush Limbaugh?
 
2012-10-04 02:21:38 PM

Harry Freakstorm: DirkTheDaring

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.


Club? I just imagined you, a certified nature photographer, wandering through the woods trying to get a photo of the elusive West Virginian Non-Chicken-Bird and stumbling upon a biker party.

Perhaps you could explain things. Possibly on a website with plenty of your lucky photo opportunities. 

It would clear things up.


Send me an email, and I'll explain the whole thing.
 
2012-10-04 02:21:46 PM
if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!
 
2012-10-04 02:24:01 PM
When I was young we weren't very well off. One year for halloweeen my mom got me a costume. It was "spaceship captain". A generic robot looking plastic mask and a garbagebag type part that went over your clothes with just a picture of said mask on it. The other children made fun of me relentlessly. To this day the sight of molasses kisses and mini twizzlers return me to those dark and lonely times. I try to put on a brave face for my kids as not to let daddys demons ruin one of their favorite times. I pray for the day when the last of my children say "I'm too old to go trick or treating". Then maybe, just maybe I'll be free.

It still not as bad as the sesame street costumes in the article.
 
2012-10-04 02:24:14 PM

kliq: [thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com image 412x500]

 

I am in love with her. Who is she?
 
2012-10-04 02:24:24 PM

kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!


I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread
 
2012-10-04 02:26:19 PM

kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread


if you dont come dressed according to the "requirements" yes you need to leave.

the requirements for guys?

black pants ( jeans or leather ) .. yes really that is all that the require for the guys.
 
2012-10-04 02:28:06 PM

hitmanric: When I was young we weren't very well off. One year for halloweeen my mom got me a costume. It was "spaceship captain". A generic robot looking plastic mask and a garbagebag type part that went over your clothes with just a picture of said mask on it. The other children made fun of me relentlessly. To this day the sight of molasses kisses and mini twizzlers return me to those dark and lonely times. I try to put on a brave face for my kids as not to let daddys demons ruin one of their favorite times. I pray for the day when the last of my children say "I'm too old to go trick or treating". Then maybe, just maybe I'll be free.

It still not as bad as the sesame street costumes in the article.


Awesome.

\CSB
 
2012-10-04 02:28:43 PM

kvinesknows: kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread

if you dont come dressed according to the "requirements" yes you need to leave.

the requirements for guys?

black pants ( jeans or leather ) .. yes really that is all that the require for the guys.


link may or may not be safe for work

winnipegs fetish ball

watching the whip/bondage demonstrations is awesome
 
2012-10-04 02:30:32 PM

pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.


Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"
 
2012-10-04 02:33:27 PM

unlikely: heh...

[niftycraft.com image 850x460]


whats a fudgewhistle? Do I want to know?
 
2012-10-04 02:35:10 PM

Airportmatt: kliq: [thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com image 412x500] 

I am in love with her. Who is she?


A random girl from GIS.
 
2012-10-04 02:36:08 PM
Not slutty, but awesome nonetheless:

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-10-04 02:36:36 PM
smadge1: Anyone remember the recent MLP cosplay thread? Scary stuff...

If by scary you mean arousing.

i.imgur.com


MrSteve007: Trying out my costume for this year.
[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 537x719] 

[www.unc.edu image 320x240]


Me and some buddies did that a few years ago, easy and it turned out great. Cant seem to find any pictures w/ me in them.
 
2012-10-04 02:37:05 PM

SweetRoisinDubh: pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.

Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"


awesome
 
2012-10-04 02:37:16 PM

Nurglitch: I liked the Clockwork Orange one...


Ditto
 
2012-10-04 02:38:15 PM

kvinesknows: SweetRoisinDubh: pute kisses like a man: i always prefer costumes that the person makes.

/ my favorite costume was this girl who dressed as bio-luminescence. she was like a jellyfishy like thing with those glowing headbands woven all throughout her jellyfishy like costume.
// seriously, try making a costume this halloween. even if it sucks, it will be funnier than something pre-packaged.

Last year I wore all black and attached some toy cars and houses to my shirt with string. When people asked my what I was, I would spin around and say, "A tornado!"

awesome


yeah.... that made me laugh.
 
2012-10-04 02:40:52 PM
I give up. My costume will be Jim Dangle from Reno 911. With a fake Danny Devito attached to my back.like Kjell Nilsson in Mad Max 2.
 
2012-10-04 02:46:59 PM
www.spirithalloween.com
 
2012-10-04 02:49:47 PM
What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?
 
2012-10-04 02:50:34 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


sad
 
2012-10-04 02:51:26 PM

Biness: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

sad


Know how I know you aren't a 40 year old married dude?
 
2012-10-04 02:51:27 PM

basemetal: [www.spirithalloween.com image 850x1073]


I really think that they could have put a little more effort into making bubble gum princess a little more slutty.
 
2012-10-04 02:52:27 PM

Betep: Incog_Neeto: Oh good pre-packged sexism. It only takes Halloween to see that that the men of the United States have become slaves to the gay agenda. Female versions of male superheroes only exist to show that there is no line between men and women, male and female, right and wrong, moral and immoral. Why not just call it trasvestaween for all the cross dressing and destruction of moral boundaries created by this holiday. It's become the new Christmas, a Christmas where instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus we celebrate the life that whore Mary Magdonline was before Jesus.

[i1.cpcache.com image 350x350]


You know, that never works, because All Hallows' Eve is a Christian holiday. The night before the Feast Of All Saints. Saints, like St Francis, whose own father called him A Sissy!
 
2012-10-04 02:52:32 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


My hero!
 
2012-10-04 02:52:47 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


You don't go. You get a Craigslist hooker instead.
 
2012-10-04 02:53:02 PM

The Muthaship: Biness: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

sad

Know how I know you aren't a 40 year old married dude?


HA!
 
2012-10-04 02:53:21 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


he can go as whatever he wants. he sure aint comming anywhere tho.
 
2012-10-04 02:53:38 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 02:53:51 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-04 02:54:28 PM
*shakes fist*
 
2012-10-04 02:55:07 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Whatever you want!
 
2012-10-04 02:55:25 PM

chopit: *shakes fist*


woo hoo!
 
2012-10-04 02:56:46 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


An escaped prisoner!!

/Divorce attorney
//45 YO divorced guy
 
2012-10-04 02:57:43 PM

ProfessorOhki: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

Whatever you want!


actually, go as a unicorn. seriously. i was a unicorn one year and it was retarded (and a little overbearing) how much attention I got. and it was not even a good costume. perhaps it's better if it's not a good costume, you don't want to come off as a furry or bronie.
 
2012-10-04 03:00:12 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


half of something...

the back half of a pantomime horse...
 
2012-10-04 03:01:02 PM
My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.
 
2012-10-04 03:02:47 PM

thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.


tell her to go as single
 
2012-10-04 03:03:10 PM

thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.


you go as a dildo, she can go as a pussy. you will both get more action then you can handle.
 
2012-10-04 03:03:51 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Wear just your pants and say your wife got half of your clothes, the top half
 
2012-10-04 03:04:28 PM

Sofa King Smart: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

half of something...

the back half of a pantomime horse...


Damnit, beat me to the half joke
 
2012-10-04 03:06:59 PM

Lundyn: basemetal: [www.spirithalloween.com image 850x1073]

I really think that they could have put a little more effort into making bubble gum princess a little more slutty.


Yeah, but I just like Adventure Time, so......
 
2012-10-04 03:07:17 PM

thecpt: unlikely: heh...

[niftycraft.com image 850x460]

whats a fudgewhistle? Do I want to know?


I assume it is the same as a turd cutter
 
2012-10-04 03:07:30 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Kirk Van Houten
 
2012-10-04 03:08:25 PM

thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.


My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.
 
2012-10-04 03:11:14 PM
cosplayers.acparadise.com
 
2012-10-04 03:11:30 PM
Superhero costumes are usually pretty hot NSFW
 
2012-10-04 03:14:37 PM

ZzeusS: Superhero costumes are usually pretty hot NSFW


FANTASTIC.
 
2012-10-04 03:14:48 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


A born-again horny teenager.
 
2012-10-04 03:16:11 PM
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-04 03:23:45 PM

MrSteve007: Trying out my costume for this year.
[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 537x719] 

[www.unc.edu image 320x240]


Prepare to be told that movie SUCKED.
 
2012-10-04 03:26:10 PM

basemetal: [fc07.deviantart.net image 850x566]


Is the girl in orange holding a dildo or a bong?
 
2012-10-04 03:29:52 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


Tell them you can't stay long, you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes

clatl.com
 
2012-10-04 03:31:05 PM

kvinesknows: kvinesknows: kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: if you really want to see slutty Halloween costumes, go to your local fetish balls, october ball.

just.. DAMN!..

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

I imagine people don't really want tons of lookyloos at those though. Participate or get out, and you really, really, don't want to see me in spandex.

/see: Spider-Man up thread

if you dont come dressed according to the "requirements" yes you need to leave.

the requirements for guys?

black pants ( jeans or leather ) .. yes really that is all that the require for the guys.

link may or may not be safe for work

winnipegs fetish ball

watching the whip/bondage demonstrations is awesome


Go freakin' at the Freaker's Ball!
 
2012-10-04 03:36:59 PM

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x470]


All she needs now is the WPIG to join her..

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 03:37:21 PM

jaytkay: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

Tell them you can't stay long, you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes

[clatl.com image 400x598]


It's not a costume if you wear it the rest of the year.

// also applies to people wearing mess dress
 
2012-10-04 03:38:56 PM

timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.


my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.
 
2012-10-04 03:40:19 PM

pute kisses like a man: timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.

my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.


Donnie and Marie?
 
2012-10-04 03:43:20 PM

KatjaMouse: I like the quality of the 80s characters. And I think I might actually enjoy rocking out a Jem costume. Because why the hell not, that's why!


Outrageous!
 
2012-10-04 03:43:29 PM
I'm going as the Dovahkiin. Storebought viking costume I found at Goodwill (I'm poor) but I'm making my own Iron Helmet, with the distinctive horns. Got the cardboard frame complete, with horns, now it's time for papier mache. If I can pull of the paint job it's going to look great. And for anyone who doesn't recognize it from Skyrim, I'll just be a viking to them and that's cool.

Whether or not it's sexy will be for the ladies to decide ;)
 
2012-10-04 03:46:09 PM

I_C_Weener: "Female Bat-Villains... including "Plus-Size Harley Quinn""


Aww...

You'd all do her.

/no sharp knees here, man
 
2012-10-04 03:46:29 PM
Subby says "slut" like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-10-04 03:46:36 PM

WillyChase: Sofa King Smart: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

half of something...

the back half of a pantomime horse...

Damnit, beat me to the half joke


to acknowledge the half/joke established by others but to expand...

The left (or right) half of ANY costume... biatch got half of EVERYTHING...
 
2012-10-04 03:47:56 PM

DirkTheDaring: Here she is without the costume (NSFW)


I just made a bat pole.
 
2012-10-04 03:52:11 PM
Hotdamn, I sure do love me some sluts
 
2012-10-04 03:58:02 PM
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2012-10-04 03:58:39 PM
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2012-10-04 04:00:21 PM
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2012-10-04 04:00:42 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


The 40 Year Old Virgin?
 
2012-10-04 04:00:56 PM
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2012-10-04 04:01:31 PM
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2012-10-04 04:02:30 PM
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2012-10-04 04:02:37 PM

DirkTheDaring: pute kisses like a man: timujin: thecpt: My Gf wants to do a couples costume. I said no with utter disdain. Unfortunately I haven't thought of a costume on my own yet. Last three years were Bane, Pikachu, and the kid from where the wild things are.

My ex is really into Sweeney Todd... so one year I was him and she was Mrs. Lovett. I'm also not a fan of the idea of couple costumes, but it wasn't too bad as those kind of things go.

my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Donnie and Marie?


Angelina Jolie and James Haven?
 
2012-10-04 04:03:11 PM
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2012-10-04 04:03:47 PM
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2012-10-04 04:05:01 PM
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2012-10-04 04:05:32 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img836.imageshack.us image 525x370]


Would you farking email me already?
 
2012-10-04 04:05:38 PM
img51.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:05:49 PM
"I'm an Italian senator"
www.rowtow.com
 
2012-10-04 04:06:38 PM
img94.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:06:55 PM

HailRobonia: "I'm an Italian senator"
[www.rowtow.com image 473x597]


Or an Ohio Prosecuting Attorney...
 
2012-10-04 04:08:14 PM
oops! That was just suppose to be a link!!! a nsfw link!!


Please all mighty Admins strike down that post and take pity on this poster!!!

In Drew's name I beg!!!
 
2012-10-04 04:08:18 PM

ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.


Lannisters?
 
2012-10-04 04:08:54 PM
img687.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:09:11 PM
A few years back, I was invited to a party and I needed a costume. No money to spare, and I can't craft or sew, so I remembered a joke I read in a magazine at the doctor's office. Got a cheap yellow sponge and pinned it to my shirt, and when someone asked what I was I replied....


Wait for it...


"Self-absorbed"
 
2012-10-04 04:09:46 PM
img805.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:10:03 PM

Porous Horace: The best costumes are the home-made ones.
[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]
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What'r those people supposed to be, a dental patient or something?
 
2012-10-04 04:10:40 PM
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2012-10-04 04:11:27 PM
img545.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:12:28 PM
img189.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:13:03 PM
img688.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 04:16:17 PM

Cymbal: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?

You don't go. You get a Craigslist hooker instead.


You. Owe. Me. Keyboard.
 
2012-10-04 04:22:45 PM
www.spirithalloween.com

lulz. Only 89.99 on the site they linked to.
 
2012-10-04 04:27:30 PM
Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"
 
2012-10-04 04:29:57 PM

SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"


uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?
 
2012-10-04 04:31:04 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

Ok, even though fetish spandex/leather-look guy makes me want sex right now, but I could not help but laugh at this picture. It's like the typical horror movie guy and the three girls, princess, prowler and Ms. Innocent, that he is going to creepily leather-man to death during the course of the movie.
 
2012-10-04 04:32:18 PM

ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Donnie and Marie?

Angelina Jolie and James Haven?


sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.
 
2012-10-04 04:35:46 PM
Cosplay, but still a fave:

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-04 04:36:27 PM

kvinesknows: SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"

uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?


Bob Dylan song.

/from way back when he didn't suck
 
2012-10-04 04:38:14 PM

SoupJohnB: kvinesknows: SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"

uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?

Bob Dylan song.

/from way back when he didn't suck


he didnt suck? won tickets to his concert today.. gave them away to a coworker.
 
2012-10-04 04:40:08 PM

pute kisses like a man: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.



I'd make a claim for the prize, but I think palan has taken it, though he misquoted when posting:

"

palan: ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Lannisters?

 "


/Though maybe not, since you said "some", and not "3 kids worth"
 
2012-10-04 04:41:26 PM
I may be in a minority, but those Spider-Girl costumes don't look good to me. This one does:
www.gamersbin.com
 
2012-10-04 04:44:13 PM
thingsfatpeoplehate.files.wordpress.com

davenmitch.files.wordpress.com

bmj2k.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-04 04:44:15 PM

kvinesknows: SoupJohnB: kvinesknows: SchadenFraud: Don't know if I'll do it this year or not, but I'd like to get a bunch of blue string, network cables, bandages all messed up and wrapped around me.
So I can be "tangled up in blue"

uhh.. yeah.. umm.. that err. .funny?

Bob Dylan song.

/from way back when he didn't suck

he didnt suck? won tickets to his concert today.. gave them away to a coworker.


Not always. Just the past 20 years, or so.
 
2012-10-04 04:44:52 PM
Also yes, I know that's Spider-Woman Mattie Franklin, but I felt like sacrificing perfect accuracy for the greater point.
 
2012-10-04 04:46:07 PM
1.bp.blogspot.comfarm5.static.flickr.com 

Need retro-fab Electra Woman & Dyna Girl.

I'll be the creepy, oddly superfluous Frank.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:47 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


47 y/o male

1. Went as de Jesus from Big Lebowski a couple of years ago, found a purple jogging suite at a thrift store; major hit at the party, gas station and Taco Bell. (other friends went as Donnie, Walter and The Dude)
total outlay: about $20, minor hassle of growing a goatee
Wish I had pics of that one. You don't want to be The Dude, he was biatchin' about the beard all night.

2. Couple of years before that, we went as the guys from Clockwork Orange...major hit (I repeated the costume 2 years later for a different party, another hit).
total outlay: about $60
 
2012-10-04 04:51:37 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x470]

All she needs now is the WPIG to join her..

[imageshack.us image 624x351]


I always listen to your show when I need a laugh.
Put-em up pig. Get your fin of me.
 
2012-10-04 04:55:16 PM

pute kisses like a man: ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Donnie and Marie?

Angelina Jolie and James Haven?

sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.


It's Siegmund and Sieglinde, isn't it.
 
2012-10-04 04:57:34 PM

BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?


TV's Frank. You won't pull but at least some of the other 40 year old recently divorced men might buy you a drink.
 
2012-10-04 04:59:43 PM

karl2025: I may be in a minority, but those Spider-Girl costumes don't look good to me. This one does:
[www.gamersbin.com image 274x700]



Concur!
 
2012-10-04 05:02:30 PM
What? No Neytiri or Elvira.
 
2012-10-04 05:04:22 PM
I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.
 
2012-10-04 05:07:45 PM

MixedNut: I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.


zingers!
 
2012-10-04 05:07:54 PM
Had one of my teeth knocked out by a sucker punch at a bar a few months ago, so I'm incorporating it into my costume (before it gets fixed and the temp tooth taken out).

Got a couple of friends to do a group costume. One is portly and funny. The other is a ladies man. Going to do The Hangover. Should be cheap and work well.

Have another Asian friend, but he doesn't like to dress up and would never do Kim Jeong's character. No girl to speak of for Heather Graham's character either.

Also thought about asking strangers if they had seen the missing character from the movie. I doubt most would get it,though.
 
2012-10-04 05:10:52 PM
www.costumesupercenter.com 

:)
 
2012-10-04 05:13:16 PM

SearchN: Would you farking email me already?


no.

No one gets my email. GD begged! But it aint going to happen
 
2012-10-04 05:14:34 PM

Loomy: pute kisses like a man: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.


I'd make a claim for the prize, but I think palan has taken it, though he misquoted when posting:

"palan: ZMugg: my wife and i are just going to go as brother and sister. it will be a famous brother and sister who were involved with some incest, though.

Lannisters? "


/Though maybe not, since you said "some", and not "3 kids worth"


totally correct, we'll be the lannisters. i didn't see palan's response

and, i always understate the amount of incest involved.
 
2012-10-04 05:23:05 PM

Tillmaster: sorry, i messed up. I meant to say a famous, fictional, incestuous brother and sister.

It's Siegmund and Sieglinde, isn't it.


my wife limits my nerdhood to pop fiction... i've tried to go literary, operatic or even classical, but she regularly says, if it requires a pretentious explanation, then it's not a great costume. boring
 
2012-10-04 05:24:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SearchN: Would you farking email me already?

no.

No one gets my email. GD begged! But it aint going to happen


Not going to share it, but I have something for you. Since you post in these threads often you might like it, your call though.
 
2012-10-04 05:31:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SearchN: Would you farking email me already?

no.

No one gets my email. GD begged! But it aint going to happen


I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here
 
2012-10-04 05:33:35 PM

JonnyBGoode: BHShaman: What can a 40yo dude recently divorced go as?



No. Be the most horrifying thing there is, especially to yourself & other adults.

Wear your best suit, put on a crisp suit & tie, carry a briefcase(optional). Blood dribbling from mouth is also optional.

What are you?

A lawyer.

and print something that can be folded so that the word SUBPOENA can be seen from the coat pocket.

Watch the adults writhe in fear!
 
2012-10-04 05:34:39 PM
I'm fairly well known for having obscure halloween costumes over the years (Christopher Reeve, Marty Mcfly, Elliott from ET, ShamWow guy w/ beat up hooker friend, Bernie from Weekend at Bernies, etc)...

I typically just buy shiat and put it all together cheaply and it comes out real well. For some reason though I don't feel like doing any of that this year. Any suggestions??

/I think I'm uninspired because I'm dating someone right now
//she's going as Jessica Rabbit, no I will not be Roger
///May recycle Marty Mcfly as it was one of my favorites
 
2012-10-04 05:42:36 PM

WienerButt: I'm fairly well known for having obscure halloween costumes over the years (Christopher Reeve, Marty Mcfly, Elliott from ET, ShamWow guy w/ beat up hooker friend, Bernie from Weekend at Bernies, etc)...

I typically just buy shiat and put it all together cheaply and it comes out real well. For some reason though I don't feel like doing any of that this year. Any suggestions??

/I think I'm uninspired because I'm dating someone right now
//she's going as Jessica Rabbit, no I will not be Roger
///May recycle Marty Mcfly as it was one of my favorites


How about Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit?
www.digital-polyphony.com
 
2012-10-04 06:16:47 PM

SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here


I've been away a while. What happened to GD?
 
2012-10-04 06:21:28 PM

Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?


She is no longer on this site.
 
2012-10-04 06:21:35 PM
Is this the thread where we post pics of hotties from Halloweens past? Well, just last Halloween is all I have but am willing to post.
 
2012-10-04 06:37:03 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
A family that cosplays together stays together.
 
2012-10-04 07:13:28 PM

SearchN: Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?

She is no longer on this site.


She made an appearance the other day and said she can't post pics.
 
2012-10-04 07:26:45 PM
Why are there no Wendy or Carmen 99 costume photos here?
 
2012-10-04 07:29:46 PM

Stavr0: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
A family that cosplays together stays together.


24.media.tumblr.com
www.mikedash.com
 
2012-10-04 07:29:53 PM

DingleberryMoose: SearchN: Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?

She is no longer on this site.

She made an appearance the other day and said she can't post pics.


YHM.
 
2012-10-04 07:41:15 PM

MixedNut: I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.


subtle
 
2012-10-04 07:45:24 PM

DingleberryMoose: SearchN: Al Gorithm: SoupJohnB:

I'm starting to think that "GD" was just a figment (or figleaf?) of our collective imagination, here

I've been away a while. What happened to GD?

She is no longer on this site.

She made an appearance the other day and said she can't post pics.


www3.telus.net
 
2012-10-04 07:49:41 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Stavr0: A family that cosplays together stays together.


24.media.tumblr.com
www.mikedash.com
media.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-10-04 07:52:36 PM
Getting back on topic...
www.goddessoflingerie.com
 
2012-10-04 07:58:48 PM
I want to have sexual relations with just about every female in that article.
Is that wrong?

/'cause I don't want to be right.
 
2012-10-04 07:59:41 PM

SearchN: YHM.


Don't see it. Resend?
 
2012-10-04 08:04:08 PM

Stavr0: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
A family that cosplays together stays together.

 

somuchwin.jpg
 
2012-10-04 08:04:08 PM

DingleberryMoose: SearchN: YHM.

Don't see it. Resend?


Resent.
 
2012-10-04 08:20:17 PM
Kramkoob
 
2012-10-04 08:27:29 PM
 
2012-10-04 09:03:21 PM

jaytkay: Getting back on topic...


Okay.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-04 09:20:38 PM
yay! I love halloween! this year I'm going to dress up like a dumb hick...same costume from last year. and every other day of the year too, really. yay!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-04 09:22:31 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-04 09:23:28 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-10-04 09:37:14 PM

DingleberryMoose: Why are there no Wendy or Carmen 99 costume photos here?


farm4.static.flickr.com
My google fu is bad and I should feel bad
/hot like revenge
//atonement or retribution
 
2012-10-04 11:32:38 PM
Has anyone dressed up as Ke$ha with nut blown all over their tits like in those leaked pics circulating the net?
 
2012-10-04 11:36:27 PM

blatz514: FTGodWin: Wait, that was slutty?

Everyday college girls around here do better than that.

Apparently the new fad around our campus are girls wearing shorts so small their butt cheeks are popping out. It's very hard not to look but makes work go by a little quicker.


Why on earth do you try to not look?
 
2012-10-05 12:16:38 AM
If only that Loki were available in a small.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:31 AM
Yes, fatties are hilarious and deserved to be mocked. We get it.
 
2012-10-05 01:54:56 AM
the eldest son and my daughter wanted to go as characters from the first ben10 series(he wants heatblast, she wants luckygirl). i figured i'd be remiss for not getting in on the fun. the wife's already found an amazingly obnoxious hawaiian shirt, i've got the khakis already. just need to dye my hair totally grey/white and bam, granpa max.

joint costumes as a family are good times. really want to do the ventures group costume sometime.
 
2012-10-05 02:55:04 AM

reillan: DirkTheDaring: Ponderosa Sun Club.

Here she is without the costume (NSFW)

I actually know about the club (although clearly not that well) because I'm kinda mad about it. As a nudist, I find it to reinforce the "nude = sex" stereotype that most people have.

/still... that costume is pretty hot...


OMG! There are nude elitists!?
 
2012-10-05 03:03:09 AM
Anyone from the K.C. area?

I have the absolute best Hap Hazard outfit.

In OOOOOlatha!
 
2012-10-05 04:42:58 AM
cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-10-05 09:52:30 AM

Gotfire: Has anyone dressed up as Ke$ha with nut blown all over their tits like in those leaked pics circulating the net?


???? I gotta see those
 
2012-10-05 10:06:22 AM

MixedNut: I'm going as Barack Obama at either a Jobs Council meeting or National Security meeting. That way I can not be at every Halloween party in the country, not be seen and no one will care. Or I may just go as he looks normally but I don't know how to dress up like a piece of shiat.


I don't think a costume will be needed if you want to go as a piece of shait
 
2012-10-05 11:27:48 AM
remind me to come back here tonight
 
2012-10-05 11:48:19 AM

JT_Goalie: remind me to come back here tonight


Remember to come back here tonight.
 
2012-10-05 01:22:49 PM

dogdaze: Can't believe this isn't posted yet
[i219.photobucket.com image 220x545]


I almost got this costume this year! Hahaha! I decided to go as a "cupcake", since that is the nickname my boyfriend has for me.
 
2012-10-05 01:35:58 PM

LibbyLuWho: dogdaze: Can't believe this isn't posted yet
[i219.photobucket.com image 220x545]

I almost got this costume this year! Hahaha! I decided to go as a "cupcake", since that is the nickname my boyfriend has for me.


What would that even look like?
 
2012-10-05 02:52:16 PM

buttery_shame_cave: the eldest son and my daughter wanted to go as characters from the first ben10 series(he wants heatblast, she wants luckygirl). i figured i'd be remiss for not getting in on the fun. the wife's already found an amazingly obnoxious hawaiian shirt, i've got the khakis already. just need to dye my hair totally grey/white and bam, granpa max.

joint costumes as a family are good times. really want to do the ventures group costume sometime.


Do a meta costume, have everybody go as star wars characters and one of you go as batman, then say youre the Venture family.
 
2012-10-05 04:26:49 PM
bookie markie
 
2012-10-05 05:08:02 PM

JT_Goalie: remind me to come back here tonight


So what time is everyone coming back here tonight?
 
2012-10-05 05:29:08 PM
I may be back too. The two stripper threads and a the cheerleader thread are pitiful.
 
2012-10-07 05:36:18 AM
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