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		Is Joseph Park going to get hammered again? Who will the Hulkster choose represent TNA against Aces and 8s at Bound For Glory? Is Austin Aries a heel or not? All this and the debut of King Mo on TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike (impactwrestling.com)		253
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 09:08:55 PM

Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry's Alex Cross Tyler Perry?

Gunny Highway		2012-10-04 09:09:04 PM

my lip balm addiction: Angle jobs to farking Chavo? WTF am I watching?

Old buddies? Chavo is not, never was, and never will big a top card guy.

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:09:49 PM

Gunny Highway: RevMercutio: Gunny Highway: RevMercutio: Chavo Guerrero, hair transplant success story!

I haven't watch in TNA in a while, what has Chavo been doing? I really believe he thinks he is a ood as Eddie was.

Watched Eddie v Flair from a Nitro. What. A. Match, Eddie loses but Naich puts him over big time.

Which got Flair lectured by Brutus Beefcake.

Really? Any other info on that? Isn't that what old guys are supposed to do? An who the fark is Beefcake to lecture Flair, other than Hogan's buddy?

That's why. Beefcake told Flair that Hogan didn't approve of "giving the little guy so much." Flair talks about it in his book.

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:09:58 PM

Gunny Highway: my lip balm addiction: Angle jobs to farking Chavo? WTF am I watching?

Old buddies? Chavo is not, never was, and never will big a top card guy.

I'd think so. At least with Eddie, remember how Kurt was bawling during the 10-bell.

ParagonComplex		2012-10-04 09:10:57 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 333x480]

So... Sting went down on Chyna while she was on the rag, which explains the red on his face and his CRAAAAAAZY demeanor.

Wow there wasn't any mention of Chyna or the clenis in the WWE thread until like 750 posts in - we almost made it out alive. But the TNA thread? It's been shat upon already. LET'S DO THIS!!!!

You know, I always wondered how the red got up inside the nostril. The Clenis covered in menstrual blood would explain that.

Maybe her oversized clit that is a step below an undersized dick somehow became bloody. That would explain it.

Captain Steroid		2012-10-04 09:12:01 PM

What is this... "X Division" Championship? :P

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:12:07 PM

The X-Division! Population: 2

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:13:30 PM

Ughhhhhh, you suck.

Captain Steroid		2012-10-04 09:14:21 PM

Well, that was quick.

And ugly.

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:15:18 PM

That is the worst catchphrase since Justin Credible's brilliance of 15 years ago.

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:15:22 PM

Nice catchphrase from Ion

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:16:10 PM

No one cares no one cares no one cares

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:16:53 PM

King Mo! Because you can't get Rampage!

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-10-04 09:16:55 PM

What the fark? I go buy a birthday present for someone and you're already up to over 100 posts?

Last week we weren't even to 75 by this point.

Captain Steroid		2012-10-04 09:17:49 PM

Pizza-Pizza! XD

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-10-04 09:18:41 PM

If you're not watching this live stream that TNA's doing, you're missing out on some first class weird. Including Zema Ion talking about pounding Taryn Terrell's ass and Daniels talking about Mind Humping his opponents (mind fornicating, if you will).

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/257573/%5BVIDEO%5D-Impact-Comm e rcial-Segments-and-Post-Game-Show-Stream.htm

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-10-04 09:19:37 PM

This has been a hell of a show so far. 5 matches, setting up the A&8/TNA match, setting up Joey Ryan and Al Snow, and we're only 80 minutes into the show!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 09:19:42 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: If you're not watching this live stream that TNA's doing, you're missing out on some first class weird. Including Zema Ion talking about pounding Taryn Terrell's ass and Daniels talking about Mind Humping his opponents (mind fornicating, if you will).

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/257573/%5BVIDEO%5D-Impact-Comm e rcial-Segments-and-Post-Game-Show-Stream.htm

Is this the show Eric the Midget is on?

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-10-04 09:19:58 PM

scratch the previous link:

This one's better

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:20:54 PM

How're they NOT gonna do an episode of Sunny with that cast out of nowhere with no buildup? lol

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:21:02 PM

"Thank you Rochester!" Only Chris Daniels is old enough to remember Jack Benny! God bless Old Man Daniels.

Gunny Highway		2012-10-04 09:21:02 PM

How did the X Division become irrelevant again?

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:21:30 PM

BROWN BEAR!

Captain Steroid		2012-10-04 09:22:15 PM

D-Lo getting chewed out by Brother Love this week.

Gunny Highway		2012-10-04 09:22:31 PM

Matt Morgan is back?

Did we ever get real pay off on the James Storm and Roode feud?

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:22:34 PM

James Storm! Boy, that main event push shat the bed.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-10-04 09:22:41 PM

RevMercutio: "Thank you Rochester!" Only Chris Daniels is old enough to remember Jack Benny! God bless Old Man Daniels.

Just don't mention the war around him.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-10-04 09:24:03 PM

Someone in wardrobe should have taken those sunglasses away from Storm. He looks like a little kid putting his dad's shades on, they're so ill fitting.

Gunny Highway		2012-10-04 09:24:04 PM

Never mind. It is at BFG

It is funny how the Guns, Beer Money, and the Dudleyz break up and TNAs tag division, the best part of TNA for a long time, is all but gone.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 09:24:06 PM

Is it just me, or does James Storm look like a jacked up Emily Deschanel?

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:24:14 PM

RevMercutio: James Storm! Boy, that main event push shat the bed.

To elevate a guy who's currently having the second-most awkward heel turn of note, to service a junkie. lol

Captain Steroid		2012-10-04 09:24:28 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-10-04 09:24:41 PM

Gunny Highway: Matt Morgan is back?

Did we ever get real pay off on the James Storm and Roode feud?

coming up at BFG.

Street fight, with King Mo as the enforcer.

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:25:07 PM

When I worked for UPW, Daniels worked in the gorilla position. Kaz was tagging with Nova at the time, and Daniels kept getting me to fark up their lights in the promo section to fark with 'em. That makes it even more amusing to see 'em as a team now.

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:26:42 PM

Promise a bloodbath, you better deliver.

Captain Steroid		2012-10-04 09:27:36 PM

This won't end well.

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:27:46 PM

It's a pity that Mo's gear is low-rent as hell.

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:27:58 PM

Someone should give Mo one of Steiner's old King Arthur mesh hats out of storage.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 09:28:21 PM

RevMercutio: It's a pity that Mo's gear is low-rent as hell.

Are you kidding? That's gotta be twice as expensive as TNA's usual wardrobe!

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:28:36 PM

And why is Mo in his gear anyways?!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 09:28:57 PM

NOW KISS!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 09:30:13 PM

...Sting wants to watch what before he decides? Hulk's porn?

And Hulk is watching with him?

Is this going to be a reenactment of that scene from Auto Focus where Bob Crane and his friend watch one of Crane's porno films and jack it on the couch?

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:30:14 PM

I bet Hogan's pick is D-Von!

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-10-04 09:30:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: NOW KISS!

Stone Cold: Gets in Tyson's grill and earns his respect by being as much a bad ass as him.

Tennessee Cowboy: Sucks up to King Mo by giving him cheap beer.

robsul82		2012-10-04 09:30:58 PM

The Most Trusting Man in Professional Wrestling set to win that award for a 28th straight year with his trust in Bully Ray, lol...I mean, it has nothing on trusting Flair the 7th time, but.

RevMercutio		2012-10-04 09:31:08 PM

Remember when Kaz didn't have a personality?

my lip balm addiction		2012-10-04 09:31:24 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: NOW KISS!

Stone Cold: Gets in Tyson's grill and earns his respect by being as much a bad ass as him.

Tennessee Cowboy: Sucks up to King Mo by giving him cheap beer.

And Mo basically dumped it out