moothemagiccow: Probably because no one wants to hire anyone under 30
CygnusDarius: 4chan favors the bald.
Somaticasual: That's because they know that for every bald man, there rests a broken soul. And broken souls do more work..//bald and cynical - how can you tell?
Somaticasual: "Of course, what bob didn't realize at the time was that the scientists were actually referring to the reflective index of his forehead.. but at that moment he felt like a million bucks"
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