thelordofcheese: And that's why Mythbusters is stupid."Boy, we have an extremely small sample size, and arbitrary conditions. Let's roll with it and masquerade it as science."No way someone could ever be sick or not wash their hands.
thelordofcheese: No. That is terrible advice. Most people - almost all - would get frustrated and give up. You just have no willpower nor commitment. You should never give advice again.
Shadow Blasko: Clintoned in the boobies... Right there.
ben_reddy: This is the most insanely idiotic sudo-science babble that I've read in quite a while... Thumbs up Subby!!
Spad31: I love my dog kisses. I have the coolest, smartest most awesomest giant yellow Lab ever. He's way more fun than most people I know and he has a herd of pink stuffed-animal sheep that he carries around. He's the smilingist dog ever and he's my goofy boy. MURPHY! Or, Mr. Murffles if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Plus, he sleeps in my spot on the bed and keeps it warm for me if I'm not around.
lewismarktwo: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: several pet owners contracted disease when their mouth or an open sore was lovingly licked by their animals.What in the ever loving fark?!?! Is this the sort of shiat pet owners do? WTF is wrong with you people?My dog used to french kiss me when I was sleeping and ever since I can eat just about anything without getting sick. Proof dogs make you immune to food poisoning!
Slaxl: fusillade762: I only do two of those things (8 & 9).It's finally been confirmed: Sugary drinks make you fat.I drink soda daily, probably about a liter or so. 6'2", 180lbs, 38 inch waist. Am I fat?Yeah probably. I'm 6'2", I got up to 190lbs before I decided I was far too fat and needed to lose weight. I'm down to 170lbs at the moment but I'm still fat. It doesn't help that all my excess weight is stored in a rotund belly which exacerbates the appearance of being fat, but while technically my bmi is normal weight, there's no way i'm normal, unless we redefine it to spare the feelings of fat people, I'm definitely fat. Just not as fat as 400lbs tubsy over there.
markfara: 11. If you swallow your gum instead of spitting it out, it will stay in your stomach for seven years.
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I'm calling bullshiat on #3 because although eating less got me down to 210 from 255, I was stuck at 210 for years until I started exercising daily and dropped 30 pounds in 6 months.
SnakeLee: Yes, you can drink too much coffee.Setting aside the acidic effect on your stomach lining, drinking too much coffee is risky for your health. How much coffee is too much? Studies say seven cups a day can cause anxiety, irritability, sleeplessness and even hallucinations. Drinking 10 or 11 cups daily slightly raises your risk of heart failure. Yet some people carry genetic mutations that increase their metabolism of caffeine. Others have a genetic quirk that slows the breakdown of the drug. Thus, how quickly you metabolize coffee determines your health risk.Is there a test to find out if I have a mutation officially? I want to know if I can just mainline coffee all day or not once and for all
AbbeySomeone: Dear People-Life will eventually kill you. Enjoy your time here.
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