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(Mother Nature Network)   You shouldn't eat cookie dough, kissing your dog is bad for you,taking vitamins will lead you to an early grave, and other reasons why people hate scientists and their annoying fact-finding studies   (mnn.com) divider line 14
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2012-10-04 05:49:09 AM  
4 votes:
Dear People-
Life will eventually kill you. Enjoy your time here.
2012-10-04 03:44:18 AM  
2 votes:
I love my dog kisses. I have the coolest, smartest most awesomest giant yellow Lab ever. He's way more fun than most people I know and he has a herd of pink stuffed-animal sheep that he carries around. He's the smilingist dog ever and he's my goofy boy. MURPHY! Or, Mr. Murffles if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Plus, he sleeps in my spot on the bed and keeps it warm for me if I'm not around.
2012-10-04 02:27:54 AM  
2 votes:
www.phdcomics.com
2012-10-04 09:43:51 AM  
1 votes:
Why I never let my dog lick me.

i.imgur.com

/I'm still jealous, though
2012-10-04 08:52:31 AM  
1 votes:
these studies never actually tell you the real chance of this happening doing these activities like the cookie dough and dog kissing thing. All they say is that it can happen.

With the dog/cat sleeping with you and kissing giving you a disease I bet is around the same chances as a human partner sleeping with and kissing you. We eat horrible sugary and carb filled diets that promote all sorts of nasty bacteria that you won't find in a dog mouth unless your feeding it the same junk and there are plenty of people who do not wash often enough. Did you know tooth decay and cavities are a somewhat recent problem to humans that started with farming and the making of breads?
2012-10-04 08:33:19 AM  
1 votes:

thelordofcheese: And that's why Mythbusters is stupid.

"Boy, we have an extremely small sample size, and arbitrary conditions. Let's roll with it and masquerade it as science."

No way someone could ever be sick or not wash their hands.


thelordofcheese: No. That is terrible advice. Most people - almost all - would get frustrated and give up. You just have no willpower nor commitment. You should never give advice again.



I'm not sure if I saw what I think I saw. Did you just argue with yourself?
2012-10-04 08:33:03 AM  
1 votes:

QT_3.14159: UGH! I hate that study where they compared Spongebob to Caillou by showing the kids 9 minutes of the program. It pisses me off. Any kid I know, if you turned the program off 2 minutes before it was over would be upset and distracted, too. Kids get VERY upset if you interrupt what they're doing. And of course they wouldn't be as upset by Caillou being turned off. Who the hell likes Caillou??


Any parent can tell you that Spongebob makes your kid spastic and retarded. Caillou is the cartoon delivery system for thorazine.

/that laugh...
//it haunts my nightmares
2012-10-04 08:28:04 AM  
1 votes:
UGH! I hate that study where they compared Spongebob to Caillou by showing the kids 9 minutes of the program. It pisses me off. Any kid I know, if you turned the program off 2 minutes before it was over would be upset and distracted, too. Kids get VERY upset if you interrupt what they're doing. And of course they wouldn't be as upset by Caillou being turned off. Who the hell likes Caillou??
2012-10-04 08:16:02 AM  
1 votes:
A life where you can't snuggle with your dog is a life not worth living.
2012-10-04 08:10:42 AM  
1 votes:
Eat sensibly, enjoy caffeine and alcohol in moderation, stay fit....
Die anyway...
2012-10-04 08:07:57 AM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: several pet owners contracted disease when their mouth or an open sore was lovingly licked by their animals.

What in the ever loving fark?!?! Is this the sort of shiat pet owners do? WTF is wrong with you people?


My dog used to french kiss me when I was sleeping and ever since I can eat just about anything without getting sick. Proof dogs make you immune to food poisoning!
2012-10-04 06:25:02 AM  
1 votes:
I'm calling bullshiat on #3 because although eating less got me down to 210 from 255, I was stuck at 210 for years until I started exercising daily and dropped 30 pounds in 6 months.
2012-10-04 02:44:21 AM  
1 votes:
Also, I now fully subscribe to the "exercise won't help you lose weight" idea. When I'm exercising, I'm hungrier, I eat more, and I eat less healthy foods because "hey, I'm burning it off!" which offsets the exercising. If you want to lose weight, stop exercising and focus on eating a low-calorie diet until you get down to the weight you want, THEN start exercising so you're all healthy and stuff.
2012-10-04 02:30:25 AM  
1 votes:
Clintoned in the boobies... Right there.
 
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