browntimmy: I usually do my exercising around 10-11pm (after digesting dinner) and I find that really helps the problem of exercising making you hungrier, I usually go to bed before I feel like eating anything else.Of course, like everything, I'm about 99.9% sure there's a study out there saying exercising only a couple hours before bed is bad for you too. The human body is a piece of junk.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: kryptin420: these studies never actually tell you the real chance of this happening doing these activities like the cookie dough and dog kissing thing. All they say is that it can happen.With the dog/cat sleeping with you and kissing giving you a disease I bet is around the same chances as a human partner sleeping with and kissing you. We eat horrible sugary and carb filled diets that promote all sorts of nasty bacteria that you won't find in a dog mouth unless your feeding it the same junk and there are plenty of people who do not wash often enough. Did you know tooth decay and cavities are a somewhat recent problem to humans that started with farming and the making of breads?You sound like the type that would let animals lovingly lick your mouth and open sores.
ph0rk: Apropose of nothing, I'm 5'10" and around 155 lbs. I like not having to re-spring japanese motorcycles for a fat american ass I don't have, but then again any modern office chair is about 8" too wide and clothes are hard to find (even though I should be a medium and don't have short legs or a long torso or any crap like that - I'm just a rare shape now in fat people's america).
Lost Thought 00: fark it, I'm chugging a pot of coffee while I run on this treadmill. You only live once
shower_in_my_socks: Also, I now fully subscribe to the "exercise won't help you lose weight" idea. When I'm exercising, I'm hungrier, I eat more, and I eat less healthy foods because "hey, I'm burning it off!" which offsets the exercising. If you want to lose weight, stop exercising and focus on eating a low-calorie diet until you get down to the weight you want, THEN start exercising so you're all healthy and stuff.
fusillade762: I only do two of those things (8 & 9).It's finally been confirmed: Sugary drinks make you fat.I drink soda daily, probably about a liter or so. 6'2", 180lbs, 38 inch waist. Am I fat?
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: several pet owners contracted disease when their mouth or an open sore was lovingly licked by their animals.What in the ever loving fark?!?! Is this the sort of shiat pet owners do? WTF is wrong with you people?
DaCaptain19: shower_in_my_socks: Also, I now fully subscribe to the "exercise won't help you lose weight" idea. When I'm exercising, I'm hungrier, I eat more, and I eat less healthy foods because "hey, I'm burning it off!" which offsets the exercising. If you want to lose weight, stop exercising and focus on eating a low-calorie diet until you get down to the weight you want, THEN start exercising so you're all healthy and stuff.When I started exercising seriously (and I mean SERIOUSLY) I gained weight for about 6 months. True or not, I saw that as a sign I was losing fat but gaining muscle mass, which is - der - heavier. After that, I did start losing some major weight. Of course me and my workout partner also pledged each other to not drink any carbonation or alcohol for a year. Now THAT was highly effective for me in losing weight.If you're heavier than you want to be, try it! No carbonation (not even "carbonated water") and no alcohol. It may help.
Bullseyed: Spad31: I love my dog kisses. I have the coolest, smartest most awesomest giant yellow Lab ever. He's way more fun than most people I know and he has a herd of pink stuffed-animal sheep that he carries around. He's the smilingist dog ever and he's my goofy boy. MURPHY! Or, Mr. Murffles if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Plus, he sleeps in my spot on the bed and keeps it warm for me if I'm not around.I'm sure he loves going to town on his balls, butthole and dick right before licking your face, too.
ben_reddy: This is the most insanely idiotic sudo-science babble that I've read in quite a while... Thumbs up Subby!!
fusillade762: 6'2", 180lbs, 38 inch waist.
fusillade762: I drink soda daily, probably about a liter or so. 6'2", 180lbs, 38 inch waist. Am I fat?
Bullseyed: Exercising and better calorie maintenance will have the best long term results
Gleeman: Pants full of macaroni!!: Gleeman: Shadow Blasko: Day_Old_Dutchie: Shadow Blasko: Clintoned in the boobies... Right there.Score 1 for the filter.[imageshack.us image 300x294]You've been here since 2003 and you don't know about clintoned in the boobies?First time I saw it.Further proof of Pfom!!'s Law of the Internets:"No matter how old something is, or how widely known, somebody somewhere is seeing it today for the very first time."Well it's not in the list of filters, and I haven't seen it in a thread before this one.
kryptin420: and you sound like the type that would let a human lovingly lick your mouth and open sores. What's the difference in terms of potential disease transmission?
DaCaptain19: Do you kiss your kids?
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: kryptin420: and you sound like the type that would let a human lovingly lick your mouth and open sores. What's the difference in terms of potential disease transmission?DaCaptain19: Do you kiss your kids?Anyone who would equate kissing another person with interspecies mouth and wound licking is wired incorrectly. There's nothing I can say that would help you see how disgusting that is.
ronaprhys: I note that the called out prepackaged cookie dough, not the doughy goodness that my wife makes when she bakes chocolate chip cookies* using her Kitchenaid.*These are the only acceptable home-made cookies. If you like something else, you are some kind of devil-worshiping, baby-killing POS. You probably root for some team in that state up north and have an extra or missing chromosome.
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