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(News.com.au)   Can you put a price on losing your testicles? Apparently you can   (news.com.au) divider line 38
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2012-10-04 02:15:10 AM
You know how i know subby's never had a pair of testicles, let alone one?
 
2012-10-04 02:16:44 AM
If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not have to
 
2012-10-04 02:23:55 AM
Right after you say "I do".
 
2012-10-04 02:25:58 AM

optikeye: Right after you say "I do".


Yeah... but that usually comes down to how much are you willing to pay to get them back?
 
2012-10-04 02:43:17 AM
Only if you say it in a really high voice.
 
2012-10-04 02:43:29 AM
Someone didn't get proper training.

Link I figure it's probably not safe for work, but that's where they'd show it to you, so it's probably safe for work. After all, it's about work safety.
 
2012-10-04 02:44:49 AM
Picture of what a man missing a third of his femurs might look like:

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2012-10-04 02:54:48 AM
wtf is this baler whos non moving arm was able to sever half this guys body parts! Jesus Christ that is scary.
 
2012-10-04 02:58:54 AM
Don't freakshow trannies put a price on losing their testicles?
 
2012-10-04 02:59:37 AM
All body parts have a price. I used to work in a union doing workers' compensation stuff and the chart showing the value of each body part made interesting, if uncomfortable, reading. I'm sure insurance companies have similar formulae for this stuff.
 
2012-10-04 03:00:19 AM
The court documents show that SITA has since made significant changes to ensure a similar accident can't happen again.

Well, thank God for that...

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2012-10-04 03:04:17 AM
The article mentions that he's been stumping for health and safety issues ever since the accident.

//straight to hell for me...//
 
2012-10-04 03:13:44 AM
If you take them, you'll only make the man more powerful than you can ever imagine!

i.qkme.me

/Never trust the eunuch
 
2012-10-04 03:19:28 AM
On the bright side, Fark told me a couple weeks ago that paying the ultimate price at least gives you a longer lifespan.
 
2012-10-04 03:27:51 AM
Came for Varys, leaving satisfied... (although "came" is perhaps unfortunate wording considering the circumstances...)
 
2012-10-04 03:35:40 AM

gdtredmtn: The article mentions that he's been stumping for health and safety issues ever since the accident.

//straight to hell for me...//


He should have had a hand in sooner!
 
2012-10-04 03:37:30 AM
Not having had a pair of testicles, I can't say what it would be worth to lose them...but I'd pay top dollar to have a man who actually had a pair, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
 
2012-10-04 03:47:25 AM
there is always time and money to install safety gear after some poor bastard pays the high price.
 
2012-10-04 04:37:39 AM
That's how much they were fined. How much did he get?

Hopefully enough for a gun to bring the sweet release of death.
 
2012-10-04 05:07:22 AM
Hydraulic Balling machine?
 
2012-10-04 05:25:19 AM

urban.derelict: You know how i know subby's never had a pair of testicles, let alone one?

Only in his mouth

//lift up the roll of fat, they're there.
 
2012-10-04 07:49:30 AM
He's still got his penis and his right hand, so he's good to go.
 
2012-10-04 07:55:45 AM
How do you lose them? I mean, god gave you a wee bag to keep them in.

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2012-10-04 08:01:04 AM
How exactly do you lose legs and testicles but not penis?

The only way I can imagine is him sliding into the machine, watching his legs slowly being ground into hamburger, and grabbing his penis out of the way. "Nooo! You're not having THAT!!"
 
2012-10-04 08:05:45 AM
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/hot, shorn
 
2012-10-04 08:09:58 AM
After reading the article I'm surprised that "loss of testicles" isn't completely running away with the most horrible thing in the story competition. Dude was awake and aware for two hours while they tried to get him out of the machine.
 
2012-10-04 08:10:52 AM
Yes, and my price is ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!

*puts pinky to mouth*
 
2012-10-04 08:11:38 AM
goddamit macadamnut
 
2012-10-04 08:18:40 AM
My left one has had a price for some time. As in I'd give my left nut for the opportunity to disappoint _______.
 
2012-10-04 08:32:06 AM
Sita is the wife of Rama. Being kidnapped was the
cause of the big war detailed in the Ramayana.
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I like my goddesses hot like Sita.
 
2012-10-04 09:11:24 AM
A workmate managed to switch off the baling machine, and it took about two hours to free the still-conscious Mr Bushell.

And he didn't bleed to death?? Mighty fine tourniquets, I imagine.
 
2012-10-04 09:23:40 AM
www.rtl2.de

You're dead marine, you just got your legs blown off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-04 09:40:08 AM
In America worker's comp has a price list for various body parts. I'd check to see if testicles are on the list but I don't want to feel that sympathetic pain so early in the morning.
 
2012-10-04 10:42:11 AM
Has anyone heard the joke about the delicatessen guy who wanted to put his penis repeatedly inside the pickle slicer?
 
2012-10-04 11:04:15 AM
That's just the fine to the company. What is the guy going to get? No legs, 1 hand, no balls. So he can't work and can't fark. It's gotta be the sum total of his expected lifetime earnings plus medical bills at bare minimum.
 
2012-10-04 04:44:23 PM
What's fair is fair.....

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2012-10-04 05:29:09 PM

Nickninja: That's just the fine to the company. What is the guy going to get? No legs, 1 hand, no balls. So he can't work and can't fark. It's gotta be the sum total of his expected lifetime earnings plus medical bills at bare minimum.


Came here to say that. This isn't about putting a price on the loss of testicles -- that would be set by any and all of a) worker's compensation, b) life insurance, c) civil courts

One difficulty with claims related to genitals is that they're not (usually) related to livelihood or to general disability. If you lose your hands and then lose your job, it is pretty easy to put some significant and reasonable price on the loss ...
 
2012-10-05 02:12:35 AM

Anderson's Pooper: After reading the article I'm surprised that "loss of testicles" isn't completely running away with the most horrible thing in the story competition. Dude was awake and aware for two hours while they tried to get him out of the machine.


I think it would be worse to lose your legs and hand. If you lose only your nuts at least you still look normal and aren't crippled. You can still lead a relatively normal but celibate life.
 
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