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(Team Coco)   "Who shot first: Han or Greedo?" and other questions that would have been better than Jim Lehrer's   (teamcoco.com) divider line 22
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2012-10-04 11:19:33 AM
11 votes:
There was no shooting at all, both men were holding walkie-talkies.
2012-10-04 01:49:54 PM
3 votes:

JackieRabbit: Obama does more before 8am than you do in a week.


I'm impressed. That's a *LOT* of masturbation for one single morning.
2012-10-04 11:57:31 AM
3 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: I've got another one:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?


The Patriots defense can't cover either?
2012-10-04 11:56:42 AM
3 votes:
The debate format is culturally biased against peopleof color which explans why Obama did not do so well. We need to change the format to a more racially neutral structure.
2012-10-04 05:05:13 PM
2 votes:
Who shot first?

I don't know...

THIRD BASE
2012-10-04 12:29:23 PM
2 votes:
I wasn't aware Lehrer actually asked questions. He was more like Chris Farley interviewing an actor about their latest movie.

"Remember that time you were running for President and you said you'd repeal Obamacare? That was really cool."
2012-10-04 11:21:30 AM
2 votes:

Tiberius Gracchus: SN1987a goes boom: unlikely: "First" implies a chain of events.
Han didn't shoot _first_ because there were no other shots.
Han shot. Greedo didn't.

You haven't seen the newer versions of that film have you?

You mean the THX remastered one, right?


Yeah, although I think the newest verison replaces the entire cast with Ewoks and all the lightsabers with walkie-talkies.
2012-10-04 11:18:10 AM
2 votes:
2012-10-04 11:17:55 AM
2 votes:
Greedo shot first. Han was a good-guy. Good-guys don't do that.
2012-10-04 09:43:53 PM
1 votes:
Question: What's the better Halloween cosplay?

Ann as "Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS"www.covershut.com
or Michelle as Catwoman? img2-3.timeinc.net
2012-10-04 03:47:12 PM
1 votes:

Holocaust Agnostic: Greedo shot first. Han was a good-guy. Good-guys don't do that.


O RLY?
2012-10-04 01:47:33 PM
1 votes:
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"Barack! Just wait till I get you home!"
2012-10-04 01:36:11 PM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: President Romney - Republican President Dwight Eisenhower famously warned of the "military-industrial complex." How would you transform it into a "military-industrial FUNplex?"

MILES for everyone. And you gotta wear the gear and your cars have sensors. If you cut someone off, someone can unload a clip of blanks on you.

Walk in to a cube farm, yell "Hey" and shoot whoever pops their head up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_Integrated_Laser_Engagement_Sys t em


You know what other MILES got shot in a cube farm?

mos.totalfilm.com

Miles Dyson, that's who.
2012-10-04 01:27:38 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: I fear Romney might win.

There, I said it.


Why are you afraid? Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.... unless you are worried about loosing your obama phone and food stamps
2012-10-04 01:03:01 PM
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who shot JR?


Kristin Shepard. Kristin was J. R.'s scheming sister-in-law and mistress, who shot him in a fit of anger. Welcome back from 1980. Reagan won the election, btw. Disco finished dying, but relax, dance music got better. ESPN owns all of professional sports in the US by proxy. We're still having problems with Iran. We have a couple of robots on Mars and a new space station, but we have to hitch a ride from the Soviets (who call themselves 'Russians" now, but they aren't fooling anyone) to get to it. Oh and...we're broke as a nation again. At least interest rates are really low. Sorry, still no flying cars, or artificial intelligence.
2012-10-04 12:20:11 PM
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: Governor Romney, what is the difference between a cyborg and an android?


"I thought family was off limits! This interview is over!"
2012-10-04 11:57:47 AM
1 votes:

tforbes: SN1987a goes boom: unlikely: "First" implies a chain of events.
Han didn't shoot _first_ because there were no other shots.
Han shot. Greedo didn't.

You haven't seen the newer versions of that film have you?

I have. They look great. But the part where they have Luke driving around in that little Pod car thing seemed strange to me.


"Little Pod car thing?" Don't you know a SoroSuub X-34 Landspeeder when you see one?
2012-10-04 11:31:50 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Right: For as much sense as he made last night, those could well have been the questions Obama was answering.


Now, let me be clear, I'm going to focus like a laser on sorting this out. Clearly, this attack was caused randomly, perhaps because of the protest inside the cantina regarding who had death sentences, and on which systems.
2012-10-04 11:22:32 AM
1 votes:

mark12A: HA-HA! Your O-Guy sucked so you got nothing left but to go after the moderator....


Yeah, next thing these libsters are going to do is compare him to Katie Couric!
2012-10-04 11:19:36 AM
1 votes:
HA-HA! Your O-Guy sucked so you got nothing left but to go after the moderator....
2012-10-04 11:19:06 AM
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: unlikely: "First" implies a chain of events.
Han didn't shoot _first_ because there were no other shots.
Han shot. Greedo didn't.

You haven't seen the newer versions of that film have you?


I have. They look great. But the part where they have Luke driving around in that little Pod car thing seemed strange to me.
2012-10-04 10:31:15 AM
1 votes:
"First" implies a chain of events.
Han didn't shoot _first_ because there were no other shots.
Han shot. Greedo didn't.
 
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