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(Yahoo)   Why is it illegal to ride a manatee? Jesus, have we forgotten the Hindenburg disaster already?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 33
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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-04 10:33:09 AM
 
2012-10-04 11:20:26 AM
You just don't want to let your friends see.
 
2012-10-04 11:28:18 AM
i212.photobucket.com

/Oblig
 
2012-10-04 12:27:30 PM
If that were true, there wouldn't be so many chubby chasers, don't you think?

Ooooh, you mean the animal!.
 
2012-10-04 12:32:22 PM
That manatee was trying to sex, and she totally ruined it for him. That should be illegal in itself. Coitus Interruptus Manateeus.
 
2012-10-04 12:34:29 PM
No, Jesus rode dinosaurs.
 
2012-10-04 12:37:26 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: No, Jesus rode dinosaurs.


And now Dinosaurs are extinct. And Jesus sightings always seem to involve foods like grilled cheese or politicians..

i245.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 12:40:29 PM
Better to ride the Manatee that to have the Manatee ride you...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 12:41:59 PM
"What were you arrested for, kid?"
"Riding a manatee."

/and they all moved away from me on the bench there
 
2012-10-04 12:45:56 PM
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Because they will follow you home.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-04 12:52:45 PM
Yes! I'd forgotten how fun this was.
i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 12:56:29 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 01:09:51 PM

Brick-House: Better to ride the Manatee that to have the Manatee ride you...

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OH MY GOD!
 
2012-10-04 01:13:16 PM
I think you can shoot one if it has skittles and a hoody. Ride your cow.
 
2012-10-04 01:13:46 PM
Brick-House: Better to ride the Manatee that to have the Manatee ride you...

Holy shiat!
 
2012-10-04 01:16:57 PM
I could tell all of you a story about my first check-out dive in Crystal River, Florida, but I don't know what the statute of limitations are for possibly breaking federal laws.


//// It has nothing to do with this article. Really. 
 
2012-10-04 01:18:10 PM

Brick-House: Better to ride the Manatee that to have the Manatee ride you...

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That's a baleen whale.
 
2012-10-04 01:19:05 PM

bucket_pup: I could tell all of you a story about my first check-out dive in Crystal River, Florida, but I don't know what the statute of limitations are for possibly breaking federal laws.


//// It has nothing to do with this article. Really.


So you're the asshole who's been shoving manatees up the nuke plant's water intake.
 
2012-10-04 01:24:22 PM
Didn't we see this... yesterday?


The national crisis is over; Florida's rogue manatee rider/molester has been brought to justice
 
2012-10-04 01:27:56 PM
FTFA comments: "Manatees aren't endangered. It's all a bunch of political crap. Look at the science. They just don't qualify under the act. I don't know why boaters are always mentioned. Most of the deaths are from freezing and natural causes. Send them back to the West Indies, where they won't freeze in the winter."

What is this I don't even...
 
2012-10-04 01:32:32 PM
reoeat? is this a new fark tag? when was this added?
 
2012-10-04 01:39:00 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-04 01:39:27 PM
If I ever get a chance to go on a manatee ride, I'm taking it. You heard me -- fark the po-lice.
 
2012-10-04 01:39:38 PM

Massively Multiplayer Addict: reoeat? is this a new fark tag? when was this added?


Repeat
 
2012-10-04 01:46:06 PM
We need to sea cow(t) a solution to this issue, it has gone on far dugong.
 
2012-10-04 02:13:12 PM
 
2012-10-04 02:29:42 PM
It's not illegal to ride a manta ray. I think I would have had that done by now if I still lived across the street from the ocean.
 
2012-10-04 03:59:24 PM
Swimmers seeking a visceral interaction with a non-manatee marine mammal, take note: Riding a dolphin - the gazelle to the manatee's cow - also violates federal law.

Can we all just agree to ride sharks and be done with it? Mammals are over-rated.

Except me. I'm'a be a velociraptor riding on a shark-sized bluefish. Acid trip nightmare.
 
2012-10-04 07:38:13 PM

Soymilk: That manatee was trying to sex, and she totally ruined it for him. That should be illegal in itself. Coitus Interruptus Manateeus.


What if the child whose conception she prevented had grown up and found a cure for cancer?
 
2012-10-04 08:10:40 PM
When a manatee swam up the Mississippi to Memphis a few years back, it ended up in the harbor behind my house. The people fishing who spotted it thought it was a dinosaur. Really.

It died from cold shortly thereafter.

/long swim
 
2012-10-04 09:22:23 PM

Brick-House: Better to ride the Manatee that to have the Manatee ride you...


We have to save that guy!
 
2012-10-05 05:18:32 AM
And yet in my neck of the woods the indigenous can cut them up whilst alive and not just for their own food, they are allowed to package it up and send the pieces of corpse around the country to other 'distant members of the tribe'.

Could never be open to abuse.

I will not give a video link because I am too nice and have not yet gotten the images out of my own head.

(LIMITS & RULES FOR INDIGENOUS HUNTING!)
 
2012-10-05 06:09:12 AM
Why are the authorities worrying about busting people for riding manatees when there's much more serious crime problems to worry about?
 
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