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(Orange County Register)   In a rare twist, woman who threatened to kill cops is not shot to death   (ocregister.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-04 01:35:25 AM
...after threatening officers and holding a knife against her own neck, authorities said.

That sort of thing's worked before:


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2012-10-04 02:09:27 AM
They've got tasers these days.
 
2012-10-04 04:04:17 AM
images.onset.freedom.com
WATCH OUT, SHE HAS THE CRAZY EYES!
 
2012-10-04 04:09:56 AM
I've seen this kind of thing before. She's possessed by demons.

I hope she has people who love her who can pray for her and drive those demons out in the name of Jesus.
 
2012-10-04 04:35:37 AM
does this mean she can't get a pilots license to fly a helicopter?
 
2012-10-04 04:44:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I've seen this kind of thing before. She's possessed by demons.

I hope she has people who love her who can pray for her and drive those demons out in the name of Jesus.


Or, you know, she may just be nuts.

/yes, i know, feeding the troll bad, my apologies
 
2012-10-04 04:51:27 AM
that's two in a row, counting yesterdays man in police station with machete who didn't get his brains blown out. hurray, police!
 
2012-10-04 04:54:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I've seen this kind of thing before. She's possessed by demons.

I hope she has people who love her who can pray for her and drive those demons out in the name of Jesus.


I'm writing Rick Perry as we speak.
 
2012-10-04 04:58:16 AM

God-is-a-Taco: AverageAmericanGuy: I've seen this kind of thing before. She's possessed by demons.

I hope she has people who love her who can pray for her and drive those demons out in the name of Jesus.

I'm writing Rick Perry as we speak.


Thank you.
 
2012-10-04 06:03:30 AM
subdued by beanbags, best cops ever.

The article didn't address the important issue, is she single?
 
2012-10-04 06:20:31 AM
But they did stop by her house and shoot her dog, right?
 
2012-10-04 06:47:45 AM
TFA: She then yelled at the officers that she had a gun and was going to kill them

Count your blessings, you crazy biatch. If you were packing nuts in your knickers the instant you said that you'd have been shot 35 times and the entire world would've said good riddance.
 
2012-10-04 07:04:27 AM
After her release from the hospital, police expect to book Ezra on suspicion of threatening to kill a police officer, possession of a dagger, petty theft, brandishing a weapon and an outstanding $15,000 arrest warrant.

That's the first time I've ever heard of that particular charge. I guess that +1 to charisma was total bullshiat.
 
2012-10-04 07:56:07 AM
I see that the cops preferred to bang her about the head with their ball sacks.
 
2012-10-04 08:19:53 AM
Unlike when a guy does it.. they were hoping they could get laid later with her.
 
2012-10-04 09:15:20 AM
Not really rare. We had a woman who tried to commit suicide-by-cop in the parking lot of a HobbyLobby. Didn't work. I think they tased her ass or something.
 
2012-10-04 11:12:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I've seen this kind of thing before. She's possessed by demons.

I hope she has people who love her who can pray for her and drive those demons out in the name of Jesus.


Or she was possessed by Jesus.
 
2012-10-04 11:19:43 AM
She must've been white and hot...

Smoking GNU: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]
WATCH OUT, SHE HAS THE CRAZY EYES!


Ok, got the white part right.
 
2012-10-04 11:25:33 AM

PsyLord: She must've been white and hot...

Smoking GNU: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]
WATCH OUT, SHE HAS THE CRAZY EYES!

Ok, got the white part right.


Possibly some meth sores, too.
 
2012-10-04 12:14:53 PM
Not the first time that Cypress PD has not shot someone. Then again the other time the person who was shooting at the cops was a white female who is wife to the former mayor of Cypress, now police chief of Oceanside.

Link
 
2012-10-04 12:53:26 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I've seen this kind of thing before. She's possessed by demons.

I hope she has people who love her who can pray for her and drive those demons out in the name of Jesus.


I only hope they release her in time to vote for Obama.
 
2012-10-04 02:53:16 PM
Hey!

First time I've seen my hometown on fark! Amazing that the Cypress cops didn't shoot her... Hell, if you get pulled over in Cypress, you'll have 5 - 6 cars called in for backup... they're bored as hell there.

'course, the tweakers are moving there from Anaheim / Hawaiian Gardens... so yeah.
 
2012-10-04 07:03:58 PM
Because she is a woman. Yay for sexism.
 
2012-10-05 01:55:20 AM
Hows her neighbor's dog?
 
2012-10-06 01:44:49 PM
Well duh, she's white and female.
 
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