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(Daily Mail)   Hillary Clinton honors Christina Aguilera for her work against global hunger. And judging by the way Hillary is staring at Christina's rack, it looks like they've found a way to feed even more people   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
    More: Interesting, Christina Aguilera, Hillary Rodham Clinton, talk shows, musical director, The Voice, record executive, Yum!, World Food Program  
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2012-10-04 01:38:06 AM  
I still think Hillary Clinton's marriage is a complete sham.

/Captain obvious out!
 
2012-10-04 01:42:39 AM  

viscountalpha: I still think Hillary Clinton's marriage is a complete sham.

/Captain obvious out!


Well they seem to have the same taste in women if that is the case...

In all fairness, regardless of gender or sexual preference, I think it would be difficult for anyone to not stare at Christina's rack if it were in the face like that. It is quite huge these days and she's always prominently displaying it.
 
2012-10-04 01:43:03 AM  
Hillary was just looking for Bill's finger prints.
 
2012-10-04 01:45:13 AM  
Hillary Clinton... Christina Aguilera...

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-10-04 01:45:53 AM  
Can you blame her?
 
2012-10-04 01:50:18 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

MOTOR BOAT!


/hot
//so sorry
 
2012-10-04 01:50:33 AM  
livedoor.blogimg.jp

Artist's rendition of what Hillary's rack might look like
 
2012-10-04 01:51:54 AM  
www.televicious.com

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost had some real Bodhisattva moments.
 
2012-10-04 01:56:22 AM  
Hillary's face to Christina: Behold; the ravages of age.
 
2012-10-04 01:56:43 AM  
mynatalieportman.net

Something tells me there's more to this
 
2012-10-04 01:57:02 AM  
FTA: The ceremony concluded with a special tribute to The Voice star from Clinton as well as a roundtable discussion between Aguilera, CEO of Yum! Brands Inc David Novak and U.S. Agency for International Development administrator Raj Shah.

if David Novak and Raj Shah like checking out big titties, I'm sure it was a very lively roundtable discussion.
 
2012-10-04 02:01:59 AM  

bhcompy: [mynatalieportman.net image 850x599]

Something tells me there's more to this


Well Portman is definitely excited.
 
2012-10-04 02:25:02 AM  
it's not easy being a hagged out closet queen power tripping coont with a beard.
 
2012-10-04 02:25:04 AM  
The article says Christina has raised nearly $115 million since 2007 for various hunger relief organizations. I hate her music but that's pretty damn impressive. Good for her.
 
2012-10-04 02:26:43 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-04 02:34:06 AM  

Oh! How far the site has fallen.

There has NEVER BEEN A BETTER LINK to say that a thread was


CLINTONED IN THE BOOBIES!!!



Gah! You people! 

http://www.fark.com/comments/5392651
 
2012-10-04 02:36:04 AM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/2875444


(The source for Clintoned in the boobies)
 
2012-10-04 02:58:40 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

That doesn't look like a person on the left. There's just something "off" about it that makes it look like CGI or some optical illusion. 
I don't recognize it, my instincts tell me to avoid it.
 
2012-10-04 03:08:28 AM  
Maybe carve up those cankles and roast them over an open fire. Should feed a medium-sized village for weeks.
 
2012-10-04 03:26:35 AM  
This needs to be a caption contest.
 
2012-10-04 04:17:40 AM  
I hate celebrity 'concern' culture, I really do, but what I hate more is how the Daily Mail makes these articles look like some minging 65 year old biatch complaining about these young women with their big firm boobs. Seriously, scroll that article without reading the text and tell me how different it is from their typical 'Here is a woman prettier than you and why you should hate her' screeds.
 
2012-10-04 05:07:12 AM  
f3v3r.com
"DEM BAZONGAS!"
 
2012-10-04 05:19:34 AM  
f3v3r.com

I... I finally understand why Bill always liked chubby chicks.
 
2012-10-04 06:09:35 AM  
formerwhitehat.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-04 06:27:03 AM  
Chubby Christina Aguilera is HOT!!!

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist
 
2012-10-04 07:04:13 AM  

viscountalpha: I still think Hillary Clinton's marriage is a complete sham.

/Captain obvious out!


What's the male equivalent of a beard called?
 
2012-10-04 07:04:49 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: viscountalpha: I still think Hillary Clinton's marriage is a complete sham.

/Captain obvious out!

What's the male equivalent of a beard called?


Wait, bush! Bill is Hillary's bush.
 
2012-10-04 07:42:58 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: That doesn't look like a person on the left. There's just something "off" about it that makes it look like CGI or some optical illusion.


It's the eyebrows, they're done with magic mrker..No one notices because everyone is looking at her tits.
/mexicans
//do not give sharpies
 
2012-10-04 07:55:42 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x544]

That doesn't look like a person on the left. There's just something "off" about it that makes it look like CGI or some optical illusion. 
I don't recognize it, my instincts tell me to avoid it.


I was thinking "jaundiced plastic alien."

/would still hit it
//many, many times
 
2012-10-04 08:03:02 AM  
Looks like Christina has had too many visits from the Candy Man.
 
2012-10-04 08:07:59 AM  
i1247.photobucket.com


Draw your own conclusions......I am saying YES, PLEASE! 

/I know, I know fake juggs, veins, blah blah blah, I am still saying YES PLEASE!
 
2012-10-04 08:11:27 AM  
I don't see how turning yourself into a fat slob helps the problem of global hunger.
 
2012-10-04 08:35:16 AM  

Riotboy: Chubby Christina Aguilera is HOT!!!


This. I find her hotter now than ever. I'm not proud of that fact, but there it is.
 
2012-10-04 08:41:42 AM  
I have always and will always love Christina.
 
2012-10-04 08:55:18 AM  
No motorboat gif yet?

www.reactiongifs.com
 
2012-10-04 09:02:50 AM  
The obvious:

1) I've always had the distinct impression that Hilary is closeted.

2) Aguilera needs to lay off the coverup/foundation. And whatever is making her orange.

3) Christina, toots, just because you accidentally open a second bag of pork rinds, does not mean that you have to then finish both bags.
 
2012-10-04 09:19:37 AM  
What do you mean feed?


Oh...oh, ok....it's because she is fat as a cow. I get it.

Good, f*ck that fat biatch Christina, filet that c*nt up!
 
2012-10-04 09:26:27 AM  
Mangy old cat wants vapid fat chick. Film at 11.
 
2012-10-04 09:47:13 AM  
Just saying... if those two made a lesbian lick fest and recorded it and it was some how leaked onto the internet, I would watch it and likely rub one out... just saying
 
2012-10-04 10:05:21 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

WTF happened to the Fark I used to know?
 
2012-10-04 10:10:20 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x694]

WTF happened to the Fark I used to know?


Could she only afford one fake tit?
 
2012-10-04 10:23:33 AM  
So we're going to have these awkward headlines every day now?
 
2012-10-04 10:35:24 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk 
Christina Aguilera talks with Yum! Chairman and CEO David Novak at the George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony

"...so I think if you put all your restaurants under one roof, I could save a lot of gas! "
 
2012-10-04 10:37:48 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x544]

That doesn't look like a person on the left. There's just something "off" about it that makes it look like CGI or some optical illusion. 
I don't recognize it, my instincts tell me to avoid it.


Underneath all those layers of makeup is a very homely girl.
 
2012-10-04 10:40:59 AM  
How can you NOT look, regardless of gender.
 
2012-10-04 10:52:45 AM  
Everyone likes boobies.

EVERYONE!
 
2012-10-04 10:55:40 AM  
Everyone likes big tits. How is this even a story?

Someone post the pic of Sophia Loren ogling Jayne Mansfield's titanic rack.
 
2012-10-04 10:56:39 AM  
Was Bill waiting in the background ready to pouce if she left teh herd?
 
2012-10-04 11:18:57 AM  
I'll bet Hillary told Bill that if he showed up at that function, she'd cut his nuts off....

She just seems like that kind of girl.....
 
2012-10-04 11:35:00 AM  
Oh yeah, would totally wreck that.
 
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