ani23: Mandate all satellites to have thrusters which push their ass back into atmosphere once their job is done. Clean up the malfunctioning ones and older ones manually.
Quantum Apostrophe: Put ONE 3D printer in orbit and have it print out new satellites as needed. 3D printers will be like Star Trek replicators in less than ten years. Just get lunar He-3 to power a nanofusion reactor and there you go. All solved. Next?
dittybopper: Yeah, well you know that "Wrath of Khan" is Moby Dick set in space, and from the viewpoint of the whale, right?
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