Nezu Chiza: We know EXACTLY what effect losing your manhood has. It makes you want 10 million dollars, because that will make him feel like a man again.
tjassen: Jack Shaftoe?/better not be obscure around here.
kriegfusion: [i129.photobucket.com image 600x450]Maybe im thinking about this from the wrong angle, but last I heard, the life insurance for a service member (giggle) killed while on duty is $450,000 more or less. Somehow, knowing this old fark lost his winkie and now he's asking for compensation many times over what someones family would get if they were actually killed smacks of greed. Anyone have any thoughts? He should get something, but not 10 million. I feel a part of me wanting to say thats a slap in the face to those who died while in uniform.Im conflicted on this one.
Godscrack: "A 5 inch section was removed..".................
BMFPitt: How the fark does that even happen?
No Such Agency: Summoner101:So your penis is worth almost ten times more than your testicles (and legs and a hand)?I kinda figured it'd be the other way around.Losing your testicles as an adult does not necessarily mean losing sexual function. With hormone replacement therapy a guy with a penis but no testes could do everything but have children. Not that that really answers your question.
pissedoffmick: Sorry the guy lost his dong but - Penile implant replacement on a 61 y.o. fella? That is worth $350.00 max.
ShannonKW: pissedoffmick: Sorry the guy lost his dong but - Penile implant replacement on a 61 y.o. fella? That is worth $350.00 max.One suspects you will modify this opinion as years go by.
Bedurndurn: kriegfusion: [i129.photobucket.com image 600x450]How much do you get if you're paralyzed from the waste down (which I imagine also makes you unable to use your chonson)?The other issue is that you can get more out of malpractice-caused injury than you can out of line of duty injuries as a soldier. You can't sue Al Qaeda for shooting you (well maybe you can, but I don't think they're going to answer the court summons).
violentsalvation: Penectomy should not be a word.
pissedoffmick: ShannonKW: pissedoffmick: Sorry the guy lost his dong but - Penile implant replacement on a 61 y.o. fella? That is worth $350.00 max.One suspects you will modify this opinion as years go by.I am talking fair market value. Nothing personal. It is now, at best, a 3rd gen, broken, frozen, 2 inch dong. $350.00
ShannonKW: pissedoffmick: ShannonKW: pissedoffmick: Sorry the guy lost his dong but - Penile implant replacement on a 61 y.o. fella? That is worth $350.00 max.One suspects you will modify this opinion as years go by.I am talking fair market value. Nothing personal. It is now, at best, a 3rd gen, broken, frozen, 2 inch dong. $350.00I'm the 46-year-old owner of a temperamental 7" (at best) penis. In our time together it has let me down more times than I can count, generally does not conduct itself as a good penis ought in the rare episodes in which its services are required, and indeed perversely tends to obey the will of whatever tart I happen to be in bed with rather than mine. This delinquent tube of erectile tissue is responsible for any number of disgraceful encounters and evenings that should have turned out far better than they did had it performed its duties competently, and indeed the hundreds of dollars I've spent on erectile drugs can be laid to its account, for it cannot be relied upon to stand forth penisfully when the occasion demands. If I could fire the thing, I would send it packing this very day and laugh as it trudged limply down the sidewalk with a testicle in each hand searching for a new owner who could possibly deem its services adequate. Had I the money I might even do as the codger in TFA did and have some surgeon rip its guts out and replace them with a silicone/pump apparatus that will OBEY PROMPTLY when it receives its marching orders.Alas, I can't. I have to make do with the penis I have, and I can tell you I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in China. You may have a point in that my penis is worth next to nothing to everyone but me, but losing it would be a devastating loss to me, nor could any amount of money compensate for it adequately unless someone devises a reliable penis transplant./penis
WillyChase: How does your penis get frostbitten? It lays right in one of the warmest parts of the body, and one that is typically not exposed. I would have expected his ears, (mine have been) fingers, nose, toes and most of the rest of his body before penis.
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