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		If you're going to crash your car, pick an ironic target (postandcourier.com)		41
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Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:38:43 AM

Crashonic?

Arkanaut		2012-10-04 12:38:49 AM

DMV office?

Fark Angelic Choir		2012-10-04 12:39:37 AM

B-R-A-K-E-S. Dammit.

Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:42:21 AM

Fark Angelic Choir: B-R-A-K-E-S. Dammit.

Delineate your acronym, please.

Thank you.

de_Selby		2012-10-04 12:43:22 AM

Not ironic but I laughed anyway. Is that ironic?

Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:44:24 AM

de_Selby: Not ironic but I laughed anyway. Is that ironic?

Define your laugh.

;)

picturescrazy		2012-10-04 12:45:52 AM

I was hoping for a high accident area sign.

de_Selby		2012-10-04 12:46:10 AM

Indubitably: de_Selby: Not ironic but I laughed anyway. Is that ironic?

Define your laugh.

;)

a hearty but haughty guffaw

TOSViolation		2012-10-04 12:46:28 AM

Mr. Potatoass		2012-10-04 12:46:38 AM

Alanis Morissette?

Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:48:24 AM

de_Selby: Indubitably: de_Selby: Not ironic but I laughed anyway. Is that ironic?

Define your laugh.

;)

a hearty but haughty guffaw

collapse much?

p.s. we'll eat you alive, you understand, right?

Fark Angelic Choir		2012-10-04 12:49:21 AM

Indubitably: Fark Angelic Choir: B-R-A-K-E-S. Dammit.

Delineate your acronym, please.

Thank you.

Bad Reporters Apparently Kan't Even Spell?

Mr. Potatoass		2012-10-04 12:50:10 AM

TOSViolation: [www.maxgladwell.com image 850x538]

Well done.

Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:50:25 AM

Fark Angelic Choir: Indubitably: Fark Angelic Choir: B-R-A-K-E-S. Dammit.

Delineate your acronym, please.

Thank you.

Bad Reporters Apparently Kan't Even Spell?

Lame.

Strongbeerrules		2012-10-04 12:51:48 AM

So, was the driver braking bad?

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-10-04 12:52:33 AM

picturescrazy: I was hoping for a high accident area sign.

I wanted a body shop.

PhiloeBedoe		2012-10-04 12:52:51 AM

ZMugg		2012-10-04 12:59:53 AM

Strongbeerrules: So, was the driver braking bad?

His breaking was even worse.

RTFA

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-10-04 01:02:03 AM

Is it really even suprising that some Oxyed-out asshole ran into the pain clininc while heading there to pick up a prescription?

de_Selby		2012-10-04 01:05:45 AM

Indubitably: de_Selby: Indubitably: de_Selby: Not ironic but I laughed anyway. Is that ironic?

Define your laugh.

;)

a hearty but haughty guffaw

collapse much?

p.s. we'll eat you alive, you understand, right?

I'm a veteran of the irony wars.

Indubitably		2012-10-04 01:14:27 AM

de_Selby: Indubitably: de_Selby: Indubitably: de_Selby: Not ironic but I laughed anyway. Is that ironic?

Define your laugh.

;)

a hearty but haughty guffaw

collapse much?

p.s. we'll eat you alive, you understand, right?

I'm a veteran of the irony wars.

So, filet mignon?

Hobo Jr.		2012-10-04 01:21:04 AM

The Post and Courier. Was Gazette not also available?

Brick-House		2012-10-04 01:23:45 AM

Lindsay Lohan and/or Amanda Bynes

Really do need to teach farmers how to use the Ironic tag

Brick-House		2012-10-04 01:24:28 AM

Farkers not farmers

Stupid autocorrect

Jimmysolson		2012-10-04 01:26:13 AM

Whoopsie Daisy!

INeedAName		2012-10-04 01:36:58 AM

One of these days I'm going to rent one of those mobile fruit carts that you see along side the road, and crash it into an old folks home.

untaken_name		2012-10-04 01:37:17 AM

Brick-House: Farkers not farmers

Stupid autocorrect

Why do you hate farmers?

God-is-a-Taco		2012-10-04 02:09:45 AM

It's like, when you crash a car, it's painful sometimes. And the clinic is right there.
That is like soooooooooo ironic.

KrispyKritter		2012-10-04 02:16:35 AM

Wonder what the Death Race 2000 points earned would be

Aussie_As		2012-10-04 02:40:00 AM

God-is-a-Taco: It's like, when you crash a car, it's painful sometimes. And the clinic is right there.
That is like soooooooooo ironic.

Well done.

tuna fingers		2012-10-04 03:08:35 AM

It would be more ironic if she crashed into Trident on a Spyder?

amirite?

just_another_asshole/jaa		2012-10-04 03:26:44 AM

I for one welcome the Spyder overlords with their Tridents!

firegoat		2012-10-04 03:33:34 AM

He hit a spoon?

memebot_of_doom		2012-10-04 04:30:30 AM

LindenFark		2012-10-04 04:56:28 AM

A "Drive Carefully" billboard.

WelldeadLink		2012-10-04 09:05:49 AM

Fark Angelic Choir: Indubitably: Fark Angelic Choir: B-R-A-K-E-S. Dammit.

Delineate your acronym, please.

Thank you.

Bad Reporters Apparently Kan't Even Spell?

But it did break.

Tarmangani		2012-10-04 09:35:32 AM

Also knows a thing or two about causing carnage at the Trident:
24.media.tumblr.com

bungle_jr		2012-10-04 10:31:02 AM

Trident, you say? too bad it wasn't a Maserati!

Nexzus		2012-10-04 11:35:24 AM

factoryconnection		2012-10-04 11:54:44 AM

Hobo Jr.: The Post and Courier. Was Gazette not also available?

IIRC the title represents the merger between the former Evening Post and Daily Courier newspapers.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Is it really even suprising that some Oxyed-out asshole ran into the pain clininc while heading there to pick up a prescription?

I DRTFA because they have a paywall that kicks in after five page views per month; did they actually say that it was a DUI crash? Drivers around here are so incredibly oblivious to their surroundings that I wouldn't be surprised if this one was stone cold sober and not on the phone or anything.

antidumbass		2012-10-04 01:26:44 PM

3 months back, I witnessed a nasty crash in front of a 'Collision Center' garage. There may have been little or no towing needed. My GF is still wary of that intersection, reminded every time she sees their business sign.

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