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(The Sun)   Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate. Fark: Her soulmate is a huge pot-bellied pig named Dinky (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 49
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2012-10-03 11:34:46 PM
17 votes:
Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter
2012-10-04 12:16:50 AM
14 votes:
I would SO hit that.

The woman isn't half bad either.
2012-10-04 04:49:34 AM
8 votes:
[ ] Smoking hot
[ ] 29 year old
[ ] redheaded
[ ] woman
[X] has a pig
2012-10-04 01:05:42 AM
7 votes:

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


Freshen your drink, Guv'ner?!

s8.postimage.org
2012-10-04 12:56:03 AM
7 votes:
Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.
2012-10-03 11:50:19 PM
5 votes:
I'd pork her.
2012-10-04 10:23:32 AM
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-04 08:10:33 AM
3 votes:
us.123rf.com
2012-10-04 03:49:57 AM
3 votes:

Babwa Wawa: That's no redhead.


sexchan.org
2012-10-04 03:04:01 PM
2 votes:
She looks like Kari Byron's evil twin.
2012-10-04 02:06:04 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.comimages2.wikia.nocookie.net
She's going to rape that pig to death, eat it's flesh, and sew it's skin into her clothing. And if the pig is very very lucky, she'll do it in that order.
2012-10-04 11:55:41 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
userserve-ak.last.fm
2012-10-04 11:17:15 AM
2 votes:
Every woman wants a fat dinky.
2012-10-04 10:44:47 AM
2 votes:
Hello Jen!

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2012-10-04 10:15:27 AM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Can relate

/hot
2012-10-04 07:58:39 AM
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: She's obviously overfed her soul mate. I wonder if she's going to be happy when her soul mate checks out a few years early because she's feeding it whatever and whenever it wants.


There are ways to handle such grief.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-10-04 07:23:21 AM
2 votes:
Oh, you mean British hot.
2012-10-04 05:44:14 AM
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.
2012-10-04 05:21:23 AM
2 votes:

djslowdive: Guess I'm in the minority, I think she's pretty attractive. Cray Cray: probably, but still attractive


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-04 03:50:02 AM
2 votes:
follow up Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old read head's ginormous chompers found in bed and body missing. Fark: Soulmate ate her.
2012-10-04 12:19:35 PM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Had a friend with a pig, and it would come in the house and everything.


It came in everything? I'm just going to have to stop reading right there.
2012-10-04 11:19:59 AM
1 votes:

X-Geek: [ ] Smoking hot
[ ] 29 year old
[ ] redheaded
[ ] woman
[X] has a pig


Came to say this
2012-10-04 10:44:39 AM
1 votes:
subby needs glasses
2012-10-04 10:12:12 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
Got Teef?


Got a strange feeling that Dinky behaves because his smoking hot owner could unhinge her jaws and swallow him whole at a moment's notice.
2012-10-04 10:04:34 AM
1 votes:

MilkIt: Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.


This. Seriously, that woman is so not hot she could be former planet pluto in terms of temperature.
2012-10-04 09:54:35 AM
1 votes:
I bet her husband is mad, let's see:

i1240.photobucket.com

Yep, he looks mad.
2012-10-04 09:50:02 AM
1 votes:
100 comments and no weird boners?
2012-10-04 09:02:29 AM
1 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: When the fark did "reasonably attractive" become "smoking hot"?

Is it because we're talking about Britain?


I think it's more like, "the obesity epidemic has gotten so bad that as long as you aren't a fat ass, then you're automatically hot", which is stupid.
2012-10-04 08:11:18 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk


No thanks



media.musicfeeds.com.au
2012-10-04 08:04:46 AM
1 votes:

Philip J. Frylock: Oh, you mean British hot.


Is that anything like American stupid?
2012-10-04 06:54:50 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Flo's younger sister?
2012-10-04 06:34:25 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

That's a MAN, baby!
2012-10-04 06:04:57 AM
1 votes:
Clearly "Smoking Hot" by British standards means something very different in the US.

I'd hit both - with a 2x4
2012-10-04 06:00:38 AM
1 votes:
The scrapped ending to ranma 1/2 becomes reality
2012-10-04 05:19:39 AM
1 votes:

DownDaRiver: Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter


Done in one.
mhd
2012-10-04 04:12:06 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-04 03:58:12 AM
1 votes:
Would hate to be her dentist...
i265.photobucket.com
2012-10-04 03:41:49 AM
1 votes:
hopefully Dinky has taught Maria how to make all those special noises that make sexy time extra special

/i smell bacon
2012-10-04 03:41:35 AM
1 votes:
She was hittable until I made it to the last pic.

Now I'm afraid in the event she'd hit back.
2012-10-04 03:39:27 AM
1 votes:
Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.
2012-10-04 03:39:21 AM
1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: Jesus Christ that is one ugly dog in that pic.


And there's a pig in it also.
2012-10-04 03:39:15 AM
1 votes:
That sure is one ugly looking animal. And so is that pig she's holding.
2012-10-04 03:31:50 AM
1 votes:
Jesus Christ that is one ugly dog in that pic.
2012-10-04 01:56:10 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


Do they flouridate the water in the UK? THat could explain some of it.
2012-10-04 01:15:39 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure the pig has better teeth.
2012-10-04 01:15:16 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


I came in here to make a similar comment. Someone should tell her to stop smiling.

/having her hair be a natural color would help too
2012-10-04 12:38:32 AM
1 votes:
She's a natural redhead, right?
2012-10-04 12:21:36 AM
1 votes:
Something something 30 minute orgasms.
2012-10-03 11:53:51 PM
1 votes:
Wrestling with that pig has given her some well-muscled arms, that's for sure.

And yeah, pretty hot. I'd hit it. Just no sloppy seconds, please.
 
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