FARK.com: (7362886) Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate. Fark: Her soulmate is a huge pot-bellied pig named Dinky (w/pics)

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		Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate. Fark: Her soulmate is a huge pot-bellied pig named Dinky (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)		49
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DownDaRiver		2012-10-03 11:34:46 PM

17 votes:

Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter

brianbankerus		2012-10-04 12:16:50 AM

14 votes:

I would SO hit that.

The woman isn't half bad either.

X-Geek		2012-10-04 04:49:34 AM

8 votes:

[ ] Smoking hot
[ ] 29 year old
[ ] redheaded
[ ] woman
[X] has a pig

UberDave		2012-10-04 01:05:42 AM

7 votes:

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.

Freshen your drink, Guv'ner?!

Lsherm		2012-10-04 12:56:03 AM

7 votes:

Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.

ManateeGag		2012-10-03 11:50:19 PM

5 votes:

I'd pork her.

Gaboo		2012-10-04 10:23:32 AM

3 votes:

beerrun		2012-10-04 08:10:33 AM

3 votes:

hubris73		2012-10-04 03:49:57 AM

3 votes:

Babwa Wawa: That's no redhead.

sexchan.org

tarheel07		2012-10-04 03:04:01 PM

2 votes:

She looks like Kari Byron's evil twin.

MythDragon		2012-10-04 02:06:04 PM

2 votes:

She's going to rape that pig to death, eat it's flesh, and sew it's skin into her clothing. And if the pig is very very lucky, she'll do it in that order.

kannonball		2012-10-04 11:55:41 AM

2 votes:

dustygrimp		2012-10-04 11:17:15 AM

2 votes:

Every woman wants a fat dinky.

RoboZombie		2012-10-04 10:44:47 AM

2 votes:

Hello Jen!

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mokinokaro		2012-10-04 10:15:27 AM

2 votes:

Can relate

/hot

turbotikigod		2012-10-04 07:58:39 AM

2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: She's obviously overfed her soul mate. I wonder if she's going to be happy when her soul mate checks out a few years early because she's feeding it whatever and whenever it wants.

There are ways to handle such grief.

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Philip J. Frylock		2012-10-04 07:23:21 AM

2 votes:

Oh, you mean British hot.

elementalogic		2012-10-04 05:44:14 AM

2 votes:

Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-10-04 05:21:23 AM

2 votes:

djslowdive: Guess I'm in the minority, I think she's pretty attractive. Cray Cray: probably, but still attractive

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jeanwearinfool		2012-10-04 03:50:02 AM

2 votes:

follow up Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old read head's ginormous chompers found in bed and body missing. Fark: Soulmate ate her.

trappedspirit		2012-10-04 12:19:35 PM

1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Had a friend with a pig, and it would come in the house and everything.

It came in everything? I'm just going to have to stop reading right there.

Sniffers Row		2012-10-04 11:19:59 AM

1 votes:

X-Geek: [ ] Smoking hot
[ ] 29 year old
[ ] redheaded
[ ] woman
[X] has a pig

Came to say this

advres		2012-10-04 10:44:39 AM

1 votes:

subby needs glasses

MAYORBOB		2012-10-04 10:12:12 AM

1 votes:

Got Teef?

Got a strange feeling that Dinky behaves because his smoking hot owner could unhinge her jaws and swallow him whole at a moment's notice.

Blackwind		2012-10-04 10:04:34 AM

1 votes:

MilkIt: Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.

This. Seriously, that woman is so not hot she could be former planet pluto in terms of temperature.

The Muthaship		2012-10-04 09:54:35 AM

1 votes:

I bet her husband is mad, let's see:

Yep, he looks mad.

turboke		2012-10-04 09:50:02 AM

1 votes:

100 comments and no weird boners?

dr.zaeus		2012-10-04 09:02:29 AM

1 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: When the fark did "reasonably attractive" become "smoking hot"?

Is it because we're talking about Britain?

I think it's more like, "the obesity epidemic has gotten so bad that as long as you aren't a fat ass, then you're automatically hot", which is stupid.

internut scholar		2012-10-04 08:11:18 AM

1 votes:

No thanks

Gordon Bennett		2012-10-04 08:04:46 AM

1 votes:

Philip J. Frylock: Oh, you mean British hot.

Is that anything like American stupid?

Spraynard Krueger		2012-10-04 06:54:50 AM

1 votes:

Flo's younger sister?

wax66		2012-10-04 06:34:25 AM

1 votes:

That's a MAN, baby!

Macular Degenerate		2012-10-04 06:04:57 AM

1 votes:

Clearly "Smoking Hot" by British standards means something very different in the US.

I'd hit both - with a 2x4

Lanadapter		2012-10-04 06:00:38 AM

1 votes:

The scrapped ending to ranma 1/2 becomes reality

turboke		2012-10-04 05:19:39 AM

1 votes:

DownDaRiver: Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter

Done in one.

mhd		2012-10-04 04:12:06 AM

1 votes:

OhioUGrad		2012-10-04 03:58:12 AM

1 votes:

Would hate to be her dentist...
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KrispyKritter		2012-10-04 03:41:49 AM

1 votes:

hopefully Dinky has taught Maria how to make all those special noises that make sexy time extra special

/i smell bacon

Summoner101		2012-10-04 03:41:35 AM

1 votes:

She was hittable until I made it to the last pic.

Now I'm afraid in the event she'd hit back.

MilkIt		2012-10-04 03:39:27 AM

1 votes:

Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.

mrlewish		2012-10-04 03:39:21 AM

1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: Jesus Christ that is one ugly dog in that pic.

And there's a pig in it also.

xaveth		2012-10-04 03:39:15 AM

1 votes:

That sure is one ugly looking animal. And so is that pig she's holding.

PhiloeBedoe		2012-10-04 03:31:50 AM

1 votes:

Jesus Christ that is one ugly dog in that pic.

Ambivalence		2012-10-04 01:56:10 AM

1 votes:

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.

Do they flouridate the water in the UK? THat could explain some of it.

kmmontandon		2012-10-04 01:15:39 AM

1 votes:

I'm sure the pig has better teeth.

GWSuperfan		2012-10-04 01:15:16 AM

1 votes:

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.

I came in here to make a similar comment. Someone should tell her to stop smiling.

/having her hair be a natural color would help too