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(The Sun)   Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate. Fark: Her soulmate is a huge pot-bellied pig named Dinky (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 142
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2012-10-04 05:37:39 AM
Only one facial expression.
 
2012-10-04 05:44:14 AM
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Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.
 
2012-10-04 05:52:42 AM
Marilyn Manson is looking a lot better than I remembered......okay, a little better.
 
2012-10-04 05:55:09 AM

thamike: Only one facial expression.


FTF... no one?
 
2012-10-04 06:00:38 AM
The scrapped ending to ranma 1/2 becomes reality
 
2012-10-04 06:01:59 AM

Skr: I can't tell if it just looks like she has the worst fake smile ever, or if it is just teeth. Cute couple anyways. Though that last pic with her arms ripped and the hint of adam's apple would set a few "It's a Trap!" red flags on first meeting.


Her teeth are fine. It's the twisted grimace of that insincere smile for the camera that looks so off-putting. You can't see yourself through the viewfinder.
 
2012-10-04 06:02:30 AM

elementalogic: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x445]
Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.


Dude, let your kids draw on the walls. Trust me, there will come a time when you wish they were still drawing on your walls.
 
2012-10-04 06:04:57 AM
Clearly "Smoking Hot" by British standards means something very different in the US.

I'd hit both - with a 2x4
 
2012-10-04 06:14:04 AM

ghare: elementalogic: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x445]
Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.

Dude, let your kids draw on the walls. Trust me, there will come a time when you wish they were still drawing on your walls.


I can experience the joy and innocence of their youth without having them drawing on the walls. When they grow up and buy their own place they can smear peanut butter on the walls for all I care, but If they're so determined to draw on a surface I'll get them sidewalk chalk and let them go nuts in the driveway. 

disclaimer: no kids
 
2012-10-04 06:21:57 AM
coo-coo
 
2012-10-04 06:29:17 AM
Looks like Iggy Pop on shrooms.
 
2012-10-04 06:30:49 AM

ghare: elementalogic: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x445]
Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.

Dude, let your kids draw on the walls. Trust me, there will come a time when you wish they were still drawing on your walls.


ghare: your comment was so perfect to my situation I checked your profile - we created fark accounts 1 day apart in June of 2002. How old are your monsters?
 
2012-10-04 06:34:13 AM
some people complain about that last picture, it seems like someone badly shopped her head onto the body of the guy who does my yard
 
2012-10-04 06:34:25 AM
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That's a MAN, baby!
 
2012-10-04 06:38:24 AM

JohnnyC: Crazy eyes... and not "smoking hot" to me.


And yet, the crazy eyes enhance her attractiveness, as do the thickly chorded muscles in her arms.

What can I say? I have a thing for women who could break me in half.
 
2012-10-04 06:53:28 AM
Obviously no one has noticed that this is a redhead thread.
cdn.motinetwork.net

/hawt
 
2012-10-04 06:54:50 AM
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Flo's younger sister?
 
2012-10-04 07:04:50 AM
Getting sick of Fark's 'smoking hot' not being 'smoking hot'.
 
2012-10-04 07:23:21 AM
Oh, you mean British hot.
 
2012-10-04 07:26:25 AM

Philip J. Frylock: Oh, you mean British hot.


"Fuming" hot?
 
2012-10-04 07:30:58 AM
NOT A REDHEAD
 
2012-10-04 07:31:28 AM
She has nice feet
 
2012-10-04 07:35:12 AM

FatherDale: Obviously no one has noticed that this is a redhead thread.
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/hawt


No. Average.
 
2012-10-04 07:42:35 AM
She's obviously overfed her soul mate. I wonder if she's going to be happy when her soul mate checks out a few years early because she's feeding it whatever and whenever it wants.
 
2012-10-04 07:58:39 AM

Harry Freakstorm: She's obviously overfed her soul mate. I wonder if she's going to be happy when her soul mate checks out a few years early because she's feeding it whatever and whenever it wants.


There are ways to handle such grief.

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2012-10-04 08:04:46 AM

Philip J. Frylock: Oh, you mean British hot.


Is that anything like American stupid?
 
2012-10-04 08:08:48 AM
She's English hot.
 
2012-10-04 08:08:56 AM
the cray-cray is strong in this one.
 
2012-10-04 08:10:33 AM
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2012-10-04 08:11:18 AM
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No thanks



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2012-10-04 08:12:00 AM

NewportBarGuy: She's a natural redhead, right?


She's a "suicide redhead" - dyed by her own hands.
 
2012-10-04 08:18:52 AM
The pig looks like a friendly little person, and probably easier to get along with than most humans.
 
2012-10-04 08:23:07 AM
That is not a red head
 
2012-10-04 08:25:34 AM
This is obviously a by product of Teh Ghey agenda!
 
2012-10-04 08:36:17 AM
Am I the only one that notices that the pig is monstrously obese? I mean I love pork, the king of all meat, but Jesus Christ Bananas... no more Jesus Christ bananas lady!
 
2012-10-04 08:36:54 AM
When the fark did "reasonably attractive" become "smoking hot"?

Is it because we're talking about Britain?
 
2012-10-04 08:46:25 AM
I'd put my penis in it.

The human. Not the pig.

Freaks.
 
2012-10-04 08:55:33 AM
Isn't that the girl from Republica? She's into pigs?
 
2012-10-04 08:58:52 AM

hubiestubert: She kind of reminds of this hippy chick I dated in Phoenix. She had a couple of hogs actually. In fairness, all the work in caring for those hogs actually kept her in really good shape... a box of Chicklets I once had.


FTFY .
 
2012-10-04 09:01:14 AM
Love the gold FM heels.
 
2012-10-04 09:02:28 AM
*Bad British accent*

I'd bloomin' well 'it that, I would. Let 'er use me as a WC.

/God 'elp me.
 
2012-10-04 09:02:29 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: When the fark did "reasonably attractive" become "smoking hot"?

Is it because we're talking about Britain?


I think it's more like, "the obesity epidemic has gotten so bad that as long as you aren't a fat ass, then you're automatically hot", which is stupid.
 
2012-10-04 09:14:36 AM
I am thinking that this person is actually a man. If not, it probably was at one time. This upsets me, not because of his lifestyle choice, but because I came right after I read "smoking hot 29 year old redhead". After seeing the redhead, I feel somewhat gay.
 
2012-10-04 09:17:14 AM

Gordon Bennett: Philip J. Frylock: Oh, you mean British hot.

Is that anything like American stupid?


On the contrary. It would be like "American smart".

Since the meaning of "British hot" is actually "Sub-Non-Britain Looks", the meaning of "American stupid" would be "Sub-Non-American stupid", which would be a compliment, as you're stating that "American stupid" is less stupid than the stupid in other countries. As we all know, that would be incredibly incorrect.

Therefore, the correct analog would be "American smart".

Thank you for your time. You may all take a 60 minute lunch and meet back here afterwards.
 
2012-10-04 09:30:52 AM

elementalogic: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x445]
Rasher decision ... Maria Cooper has made Dinky part of her family

The family pig she apparently lets draw all over the farking walls.


FTFY
 
2012-10-04 09:39:53 AM
Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

Clark: No, sir, I don't.

Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff

Poor Dinkey. I never got to meet him because he had the sh*ts that night so he was sleeping in the barn.
 
2012-10-04 09:41:07 AM
Looks like teeth run in the family

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2012-10-04 09:45:04 AM

Gordon Bennett: Philip J. Frylock: Oh, you mean British hot.

Is that anything like American stupid?


It's more like American thin, or German relaxed.
 
2012-10-04 09:46:58 AM
Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead ...

i.imgur.com

No. Just no.
 
2012-10-04 09:50:02 AM
100 comments and no weird boners?
 
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