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(The Sun)   Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate. Fark: Her soulmate is a huge pot-bellied pig named Dinky (w/pics)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-04 09:57:19 AM  

DownDaRiver: Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter


Done in one.
 
2012-10-04 10:04:34 AM  
Ok, I seriously doubt that giving her "iced cakes" to get her out of the car is a good pet handling technique. Even if I were the type to hire a pig for a party, I think that watching someone feeding an obviously obese animal lard and sugar would make me question her abilities.
 
2012-10-04 10:04:34 AM  

MilkIt: Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.


This. Seriously, that woman is so not hot she could be former planet pluto in terms of temperature.
 
2012-10-04 10:12:12 AM  

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Got Teef?



Got a strange feeling that Dinky behaves because his smoking hot owner could unhinge her jaws and swallow him whole at a moment's notice.
 
2012-10-04 10:15:27 AM  
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Can relate

/hot
 
2012-10-04 10:17:32 AM  

turboke: DownDaRiver: Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter

Done in one.


Void_Beavis: DownDaRiver: Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter

Done in one.


You don't say.
 
2012-10-04 10:23:32 AM  

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2012-10-04 10:33:38 AM  
"smoking hot" "29-year-old" "redhead" finds "soulmate".
 
2012-10-04 10:37:21 AM  
bet the sex is awkward...
 
2012-10-04 10:38:42 AM  
...once you go black...
 
2012-10-04 10:42:54 AM  
Potbelly pigs would be nice if they would stay small, but they can grow to be absolutely huge. Had a friend with a pig, and it would come in the house and everything. They are smart. Even had a pig door installed so it could go out by itself.
 
2012-10-04 10:43:06 AM  

Spraynard Krueger: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]

Flo's younger sister?


Not quite the same.

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/Don't ask me why.
 
2012-10-04 10:44:39 AM  
subby needs glasses
 
2012-10-04 10:44:47 AM  
Hello Jen!

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2012-10-04 11:15:07 AM  
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2012-10-04 11:16:30 AM  

mokinokaro: Can relate

/hot


I was about to say, Mabel is unimpressed.

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2012-10-04 11:17:15 AM  
Every woman wants a fat dinky.
 
2012-10-04 11:18:55 AM  
good lord, JOKER!

/i hardly knew her
 
2012-10-04 11:19:59 AM  

X-Geek: [ ] Smoking hot
[ ] 29 year old
[ ] redheaded
[ ] woman
[X] has a pig


Came to say this
 
2012-10-04 11:50:56 AM  
I know we are all supposed to be politically correct and refer to people as whatever gender or species they decide they want to be for halloween or longer but, come on, he's not fooling anyone.
 
2012-10-04 11:55:41 AM  
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2012-10-04 12:13:50 PM  

Spraynard Krueger: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]

Flo's younger sister?


Whenever I see her all I think of is heavy flow.
 
2012-10-04 12:17:30 PM  
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2012-10-04 12:19:35 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Had a friend with a pig, and it would come in the house and everything.


It came in everything? I'm just going to have to stop reading right there.
 
2012-10-04 12:20:38 PM  
whose idea was it to name her flo?

On a side note, a ... girl I know... works for Progressive's call center and has a voice very much like Flo's. And is a smoking hot redhead. hmmm...
 
2012-10-04 12:32:26 PM  
She clearly has a touch or three of the crazy, but I would hit it without a moment's hesitation. And yes, probably end up regretting it afterwards.
 
2012-10-04 12:33:10 PM  
No epic redhead thread? I am disappoint Fark!
 
2012-10-04 02:06:04 PM  
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She's going to rape that pig to death, eat it's flesh, and sew it's skin into her clothing. And if the pig is very very lucky, she'll do it in that order.
 
2012-10-04 02:53:40 PM  
"Maria, 29, from Marden, Kent, is inseparable from her enormous pet - driving her around, taking her for walks on a lead and letting her come and go through a pig flap."

So pig flap is what the 29 year old redheads are calling it these days???
 
2012-10-04 03:01:11 PM  
Don't stick your dick in crazy
 
2012-10-04 03:04:01 PM  
She looks like Kari Byron's evil twin.
 
2012-10-04 03:40:51 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Potbelly pigs would be nice if they would stay small, but they can grow to be absolutely huge. Had a friend with a pig, and it would come in the house and everything. They are smart. Even had a pig door installed so it could go out by itself.


If they weren't so expensive, I like the "micro" or "teacup" pigs. They stay small and cute. However, I'm sure they're prone to all sorts of health problems due to breeding, like people who breed so-called "teacup" varieties of small dogs.

My boyfriends wants a potbelly pig... I told him if we ever move back to the northwest and have some land or a large yard so piggie can live indoors/outdoors, he can have one. I'd feel bad owning one without having at least enough room for a large dog to play.
 
2012-10-04 04:36:14 PM  
My god that is one scary woman. If Fark doesn't watch it they will change the definition of "smoking hot" to "overly made up and all-around crazy scary."
 
2012-10-04 05:57:15 PM  

havana_joe: FatherDale: Obviously no one has noticed that this is a redhead thread.
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/hawt

No. Average.


the link was totally hawt, though
 
2012-10-04 06:50:24 PM  

FatherDale: havana_joe: FatherDale: Obviously no one has noticed that this is a redhead thread.
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/hawt

No. Average.

the link was totally hawt, though


I totally agree!
 
2012-10-04 07:26:18 PM  
Dammit, got tricked into a pigroll again
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2012-10-04 08:35:48 PM  

dan1101: My god that is one scary woman. If Fark doesn't watch it they will change the definition of "smoking hot" to "overly made up and all-around crazy scary."


You need a massage, because you're having tense problems. That should be the past, not future.
 
2012-10-05 01:39:28 AM  

wax66: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x490]

That's a MAN, baby!


She has Gollum arms.
 
2012-10-05 04:53:40 AM  

Nightsweat: "smoking hot" "29-year-old" "redhead" "finds" "soulmate".


FTFY.
 
2012-10-05 09:41:25 PM  
not a redhead, so disappointed couldn't RTF
 
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