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(The Sun)   Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate. Fark: Her soulmate is a huge pot-bellied pig named Dinky (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 142
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2012-10-03 11:34:46 PM
Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter
 
2012-10-03 11:43:17 PM
In other news, a woman who owns an "animal handling business" found a way to get lots of free advertising.
 
2012-10-03 11:50:19 PM
I'd pork her.
 
2012-10-03 11:50:46 PM
Obligatory bacon joke goes here.
 
2012-10-03 11:53:51 PM
Wrestling with that pig has given her some well-muscled arms, that's for sure.

And yeah, pretty hot. I'd hit it. Just no sloppy seconds, please.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:26 PM
I guess that's one way to get your picture in the paper.
 
2012-10-04 12:16:39 AM
She kind of reminds of this hippy chick I dated in Phoenix. She had a couple of hogs actually. In fairness, all the work in caring for those hogs actually kept her in really good shape...
 
2012-10-04 12:16:50 AM
I would SO hit that.

The woman isn't half bad either.
 
2012-10-04 12:21:36 AM
Something something 30 minute orgasms.
 
2012-10-04 12:38:32 AM
She's a natural redhead, right?
 
2012-10-04 12:56:03 AM
Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.
 
2012-10-04 01:05:42 AM

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


Freshen your drink, Guv'ner?!

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2012-10-04 01:15:16 AM

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


I came in here to make a similar comment. Someone should tell her to stop smiling.

/having her hair be a natural color would help too
 
2012-10-04 01:15:39 AM
I'm sure the pig has better teeth.
 
2012-10-04 01:15:43 AM
So you're trying to tell me there is a crazy redhead female in the world?!? Unbelievable!
 
2012-10-04 01:25:52 AM
Her molars are f*cking sexy.
 
2012-10-04 01:56:10 AM

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


Do they flouridate the water in the UK? THat could explain some of it.
 
2012-10-04 03:31:50 AM
Jesus Christ that is one ugly dog in that pic.
 
2012-10-04 03:39:15 AM
That sure is one ugly looking animal. And so is that pig she's holding.
 
2012-10-04 03:39:21 AM

PhiloeBedoe: Jesus Christ that is one ugly dog in that pic.


And there's a pig in it also.
 
2012-10-04 03:39:27 AM
Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.
 
2012-10-04 03:40:08 AM
it is like a long running Elephants turd
 
2012-10-04 03:40:34 AM
Crazy eyes... and not "smoking hot" to me.
 
2012-10-04 03:41:35 AM
She was hittable until I made it to the last pic.

Now I'm afraid in the event she'd hit back.
 
2012-10-04 03:41:49 AM
hopefully Dinky has taught Maria how to make all those special noises that make sexy time extra special

/i smell bacon
 
2012-10-04 03:41:56 AM

violentsalvation: Her molars are f*cking sexy.


Yeah, but I don't want to see them when she's grinning.
 
2012-10-04 03:42:37 AM

JohnnyC: Crazy eyes... and not "smoking hot" to me.


Oh look at Mr. Studman69 over here!
 
2012-10-04 03:43:07 AM

MilkIt: Please...for the love of GOD!!!! STOP USING "Smoking HOT" for ugly beasts with anorexic man arms and all the OTHER girls you call smoking hot that are NOT.


You sound hot
 
2012-10-04 03:43:38 AM
That's no redhead.
 
2012-10-04 03:49:57 AM

Babwa Wawa: That's no redhead.


sexchan.org
 
2012-10-04 03:50:02 AM
follow up Not News: Smoking hot 29-year-old read head's ginormous chompers found in bed and body missing. Fark: Soulmate ate her.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:45 AM

brianbankerus: I would SO hit that.

The woman isn't half bad either.


THIS!
 
2012-10-04 03:51:56 AM

Ambivalence: Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.

Do they flouridate the water in the UK? THat could explain some of it.


It's not cavities that cause that - it's a lack of orthodontia. The British just seem to be happy with the teeth they are born with, regardless of how they turn out.
 
2012-10-04 03:52:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Oh look at Mr. Studman69 over here!


Everybody has different tastes... if she's the kind of girl you dig, more power to you, just don't expect everyone to agree.
 
2012-10-04 03:58:12 AM
Would hate to be her dentist...
i265.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-04 04:05:30 AM
What i find funny is a the Sun link after a link about solar radiation. -_-
 
2012-10-04 04:06:30 AM
Those teeth want to eat my soul.
 
mhd
2012-10-04 04:08:58 AM

Lsherm: Great body, but Jesus is there anyone in Great Britain with a normal set of choppers? She looks like she could bite through a corn cob.


Come one, give here some whitening strips and she'll look positively home-schooled.

Weren't pot-bellied pigs quite "in" a couple of years ago, with people like Clooney owning them? Let me google that...
Oh dear.
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2012-10-04 04:10:22 AM

OhioUGrad: Would hate to be her dentist...
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Why? Those guys are constantly getting to feelum the boobies.
 
Skr
2012-10-04 04:11:07 AM
I can't tell if it just looks like she has the worst fake smile ever, or if it is just teeth. Cute couple anyways. Though that last pic with her arms ripped and the hint of adam's apple would set a few "It's a Trap!" red flags on first meeting.
 
mhd
2012-10-04 04:12:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 04:20:32 AM
What's the big deal with her teeth? They're all present, intact, parallel, and white. As long as she can keep them far enough apart to avoid contact with a sausage she's swallowing, it's all good.

/not sure she could
//but let's not jump to conclusions
 
2012-10-04 04:21:10 AM
"letting her come and go through a pig flap"
 
2012-10-04 04:29:51 AM
Smoking hot 29-year-old redhead finds her soulmate ... a huge pot-bellied pig

I've been called a pot-bellied pig. There's hope for me after all!

named Dinky

I've been called that too. (But it was cold!)

Actual TFA headline: I live with my black pot-bellied pig ... she's my soulmate

D'oh! She's a lesbo with jungle fever. So much for that.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-04 04:49:34 AM
[ ] Smoking hot
[ ] 29 year old
[ ] redheaded
[ ] woman
[X] has a pig
 
2012-10-04 05:12:30 AM
Scary. Not ugly, but definitely scary.
 
2012-10-04 05:19:39 AM

DownDaRiver: Bet that pig gets tired of licking peanut butter


Done in one.
 
2012-10-04 05:20:42 AM
Guess I'm in the minority, I think she's pretty attractive. Cray Cray: probably, but still attractive
 
2012-10-04 05:21:23 AM

djslowdive: Guess I'm in the minority, I think she's pretty attractive. Cray Cray: probably, but still attractive


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2012-10-04 05:33:16 AM
You're kinda cute, hon.... but man your dye job is horrid.
 
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