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(All Hip Hop)   Clearly, the Microsoft Store is cooler than the Apple Store, since it has a hip-hop artist performing... oh shiat   (allhiphop.com) divider line 103
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2012-10-04 02:58:50 AM
LOL what were they thinking?
 
2012-10-04 03:02:08 AM
What did they expect? You hire a trashy wanna-be thug, you'll get a trashy wanna-be thug.
 
2012-10-04 03:02:13 AM
My new favorite thing from fark. "F*ck these computers, I'm up in this biatch. "
 
2012-10-04 03:03:02 AM
allhiphop.files.wordpress.com

Stay classy, MGK
 
2012-10-04 03:07:09 AM
I love the infectious laughter of the guy in the video.
 
2012-10-04 03:12:21 AM
Ghahahaha! This is a classic!
 
2012-10-04 03:17:56 AM
You can't CAGE MGK. He's a BIRD.
 
2012-10-04 03:23:52 AM
He was paid specifically to make a scene, I'm sure, but I don't understand the message. 

Is Microsoft good for the hip-hop community? Is it "real"?
Should Microsoft be the choice in operating systems for aspiring rappers?
 
2012-10-04 03:36:57 AM
www.t-gaap.com
I'm a developer
in many senses of the word
cause I make these applications
but I also use these verbs
to make this music
I construct it line by line
just like when I'm coding
another software design
in both cases
its about design patterns
anyone can get the job done
its the execution that matters

 
2012-10-04 03:41:09 AM
Fortunately, their marketing wizards have a backup plan for reaching all the hip young kids: having Henry Winkler promoting Windows Ayyyyyyt.
 
2012-10-04 03:43:21 AM
MGK ignored the pleas of the Microsoft staff to get down,

I think I found the problem
 
2012-10-04 03:56:47 AM
Sweet Dee's Dating A Retarded Person
 
2012-10-04 04:24:54 AM
Fark tha PCs!
 
2012-10-04 04:34:56 AM
Heh. I was just there yesterday.

Apple should sue for patent and copyright infringement.
 
2012-10-04 04:38:19 AM
HAHA, "LET'S GANGBANG THESE HOES" was the first line he spit! Good troll MGK, new found respect for the guy. I doubt some hipster rock band would actually do this, you know, be a crazy rock star.
 
2012-10-04 04:39:53 AM
haha!! funny stuff.
 
2012-10-04 04:52:54 AM
Should've just played this
 
2012-10-04 05:01:29 AM
Yuck, what an ugly little boy. That thing should not be in public.

Get your skinny ass back to your PS3, Goober. Nobody wants to see your bony arms and scrawny, untoned body. What a worthless example of XY.

Why do so many guys just let themselves atrophy like that?
 
2012-10-04 05:24:09 AM
DEAD DOVE
DO NOT EAT!
 
2012-10-04 05:28:23 AM
What an astounding piece of white trash.
 
2012-10-04 05:43:55 AM

WhyteRaven74: Should've just played this


Old internet is best internet.
Now I must find the domokun version of that.
 
2012-10-04 06:14:31 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [www.t-gaap.com image 525x369]

That unfortunate bald guy had his head put through a bowling ball polisher

 
2012-10-04 06:44:07 AM
Wow... This is high up on the "What the fark did you actually expect" meter of stupidity.
 
2012-10-04 07:12:28 AM

invictus2: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [www.t-gaap.com image 525x369]

That unfortunate bald guy had his head put through a bowling ball polisher


You should see him after the golf ball dimpler.


/That's Steve Ballmer, Microsoft's CEO since 2000
//No, really, that's his name
 
2012-10-04 07:14:48 AM

Isildur: invictus2: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [www.t-gaap.com image 525x369]

That unfortunate bald guy had his head put through a bowling ball polisher

You should see him after the golf ball dimpler.


/That's Steve Ballmer, Microsoft's CEO since 2000
//No, really, that's his name


You might want to check again, that's clearly Danny Devito as the Penguin in 'Batman Returns.'
 
2012-10-04 07:18:39 AM

Isildur: invictus2: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [www.t-gaap.com image 525x369]

That unfortunate bald guy had his head put through a bowling ball polisher

You should see him after the golf ball dimpler.


/That's Steve Ballmer, Microsoft's CEO since 2000
//No, really, that's his name


Whoops, I somehow missed that that was already the joke you were making, given who you were replying to. nm
 
2012-10-04 07:26:25 AM

God-is-a-Taco: He was paid specifically to make a scene, I'm sure, but I don't understand the message. 

Is Microsoft good for the hip-hop community? Is it "real"?
Should Microsoft be the choice in operating systems for aspiring rappers?


Apparently so:

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-04 07:42:19 AM
They should have hired Sushi K.
 
2012-10-04 07:43:31 AM

Bathysphere: My new favorite thing from fark. "F*ck these computers, I'm up in this biatch. "


Apple: "Think Different."
Microsoft: "Fark These Computers, I'm Up In This Biatch."

I like it.
 
2012-10-04 07:49:14 AM

Christian Bale: allhiphop.files.wordpress.com

Stay classy, MGK


fark College? Is that the name of a porn site?
 
2012-10-04 08:01:16 AM
I went to one of the brand new Microsoft stores the day after it opened in a local mall, just out of curiosity. A decent crowd, mostly kids paying Xbox or Kinect.

Then I went upstairs to th Apple Store. Easily three times as many people. Microsoft has their wok cut out for them.
 
2012-10-04 08:04:23 AM

Christian Bale: [allhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 630x420]

Stay classy, MGK


....

*PUSH*

*watches over railing*

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-04 08:05:07 AM
There is nothing about this story which is not hilarious.
 
2012-10-04 08:31:33 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [www.t-gaap.com image 525x369]
I'm a developer
in many senses of the word
cause I make these applications
but I also use these verbs
to make this music
I construct it line by line
just like when I'm coding
another software design
in both cases
its about design patterns
anyone can get the job done
its the execution that matters


I say "dev" you say "elopers"
DEV
elopers
DEV
elopers
DEV
elopers
 
2012-10-04 08:37:45 AM
Wait, that guy isn't Kid Rock? All these hillbilly white rappers look the same to me.
 
2012-10-04 08:47:55 AM

KrispyKritter: Sweet Dee's Dating A Retarded Person


+1
 
2012-10-04 08:50:16 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [www.t-gaap.com image 525x369]
I'm a developer
in many senses of the word
cause I make these applications
but I also use these verbs
to make this music
I construct it line by line
just like when I'm coding
another software design
in both cases
its about design patterns
anyone can get the job done
its the execution that matters


It's funny because Steve Ballmer is saying he's a developer.
 
2012-10-04 08:54:08 AM
The whole event will be covered in the next issue of What Did You Think Would Happen magazine.
 
2012-10-04 09:23:57 AM
What happened to J-Roc?!?

/everybody should know, Machine Gun Kelly, he rode along the outlaw trail. Machine Gun kelly was a simple man but the woman was as hard as hel
 
2012-10-04 09:32:21 AM

booger42: Machine Gun Kelly, he rode along the outlaw trail.


He's a 23 year old white boy from the midwest, born from rich ass parents who traveled with him around the world.

The only adversity he has faced in his life is being forced to heat his brussel sprouts.

He covered himself in gangland style tattoos, and the only prison time he's ever done has been in county drunk tanks, after doing stupid shiat like this.

/Hey asshole. The Who destroyed their OWN instruments at the end of the show.
 
2012-10-04 09:41:20 AM

fluffy2097: /Hey asshole. The Who destroyed their OWN instruments at the end of the show.


SO HARDCORE!
 
2012-10-04 09:58:33 AM

MadAzza: Yuck, what an ugly little boy. That thing should not be in public.

Get your skinny ass back to your PS3, Goober. Nobody wants to see your bony arms and scrawny, untoned body. What a worthless example of XY.

Why do so many guys just let themselves atrophy like that?


I'm guessing that he gets enough pussy from his personality and success.

I'm wondering why you are checking out his physique so intently, but it all makes sense. You obviously care about men's appearances, and I've always heard that gay men took better care of themselves. Nothing wrong with that though.
 
2012-10-04 10:13:53 AM
The Microsoft Store experience: Walk in to a space completely devoid of people other than a dozen helpful employees. See unbelievably cool forthcoming technology (the touch-sensitive table formerly known as Surface, Kinect as medical imaging device) and somewhat mind-blowing real world examples of how tight integration of current Microsoft products can do things that I'd otherwise say are generally assloads of work or would otherwise require substantial amounts of developer attention.. Walk away with the idea that, while there's nothing in a Microsoft Store to really BUY (Xbox games? Mice?), Microsoft is clearly working on some interesting stuff that's going to make lives easier.

The Apple Store experience: Stand outside a space that is so packed with humanity that it is impossible to walk in. Be assaulted by smells that can only be compared unfavorably to a comic book shop on Pokemon-Tournament-for-incontinent-13-year-olds-who-are-not-yet-aware- of-showers-or-deodorant-Day (every Apple store around Chicago smells like wet hobo ass. Don't know what wet hobo ass smells like? Smell a wet hobo ass or an Apple Store). Be dazzled by the awesome array of shiat that can be plugged in to an iphone. Spend a couple hours waiting to talk to an "Apple Genius" because some dickhole on Apple's paid support thinks you'd rather drive 60 miles and pay $20 to park to wait in line for two hours than authorize RMA shipping on a Macbook.

I don't know if that has anything to do with the content of the article. Mostly I just want to say that Apple Stores smell like wet hobo ass. Because they do.
 
2012-10-04 10:14:09 AM

LewDux: MGK ignored the pleas of the Microsoft staff to get down,

I think I found the problem


Thread winner!

/ I lol'd.
 
2012-10-04 10:19:33 AM

likefunbutnot: Mostly I just want to say that Apple Stores smell like wet hobo ass. Because they do.


Boy I gotta tell you, I think this is a "your apple store" thing, not an "all apple stores." I've been into two, and they've never been smelly.
 
2012-10-04 10:45:25 AM
Who the fark is MGK? Maybe I'm old and have been living in a cave...
 
2012-10-04 11:10:34 AM
TNB
 
2012-10-04 11:18:36 AM
I think it's funny that they had to call to cops on him. The police should've just said "Hey, you dumbasses hired him. This is what happens."
 
2012-10-04 11:22:01 AM

LasersHurt: Boy I gotta tell you, I think this is a "your apple store" thing, not an "all apple stores." I've been into two, and they've never been smelly.


The Oak Brook, Naperville and Michigan Avenue Apple Stores are all interchangeable in this aspect. For a while I thought it might just be a summertime thing, but nope, I took a whiff of the Oak Brook store on Saturday and it still smelled, to borrow a useful phrase, like Bigfoot's dick.
 
2012-10-04 11:25:54 AM

likefunbutnot: LasersHurt: Boy I gotta tell you, I think this is a "your apple store" thing, not an "all apple stores." I've been into two, and they've never been smelly.

The Oak Brook, Naperville and Michigan Avenue Apple Stores are all interchangeable in this aspect. For a while I thought it might just be a summertime thing, but nope, I took a whiff of the Oak Brook store on Saturday and it still smelled, to borrow a useful phrase, like Bigfoot's dick.


Must be the hipster pheromones that they circulate in that store?
 
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